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Eva Longoria Accessorizes With A Cat & Rihanna’s Mom Is Not Happy About Her Pantslessness On Instagram

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  • Cats are the new, hot red carpet accessory thanks to Eva Longoria. I will withhold my comments as I know they will be unpopular. [NY Mag The Cut]
  • Former Destiny’s Child member Latavia Roberson has been real busy lately. There’s a baby, a reality show and a tell-all memoir in her future. Take that, Beyonce. [Madame Noire]
  • Ruh roh. The Biebs collapsed during a show last night in London. Maybe that’s why he was wearing a gas mask? [New York Times]
  • So…January Jones isn’t exactly denying that she has something going on with Liam Hemsworth. But then again, January is notoriously tight-lipped. But then again, Miley has stopped wearing her engagement ring. [TMZ]
  • That Mark McGrath & friends 90′s nostalgia cruise that you’ve been foaming at the mouth to get on has been cancelled due to Carnival’s “poop cruise” fiasco. [CNN] Keep reading »

Style Stealer: Eva Longoria’s Retail Therapy Outfit

Eva Longoria just split from boyfriend Mark Sanchez, and apparently she’s coping by putting on a fierce outfit and engaging in a little retail therapy (I heartily approve of this coping method). Want to get this soft sweater and studded booties look for yourself? We’ve got all the pieces, after the jump! Keep reading »

Well Played: Eva Longoria
She proves that lime green is lovely. Read More »
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Eva Longoria And Mark Sanchez Split

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  • Sadly, Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez will not be producing any ridiculously attractive children, as they are no longer doing that thing that results in babies. [US Weekly]
  • Everything you need to know about the Apple iPad Mini, which, of course, is going to cost you some green. [The Week]
  • Speaking of gadgets … your smartphone is really disgusting and could give you pinkeye or diarrhea. Surprise! [Newser]
  • Squee! Look at baby Harper Beckham is in her darling little hooded cape! [Socialite Life]

Eva Longoria Opening A Steakhouse Just For Ladies

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  • Eva Longoria is opening a Las Vegas steakhouse called “She” that will be targeted towards ladies who love red meat.  It will be open to everyone, of course, but is somehow marketed specifically towards women. Will the napkins be pink?! Will the steaks be miniature-sized with complimentary Cosmopolitans?!  I love you, Eva Longoria, but this idea sounds as dopey as the “man aisle” at the grocery store.  [Fox News]
  • Need some fall boots under $50? Those rain boots are stupid cute. [Endless Beauty]
  • Five tips on how to get rid of online dating stalkers. [Betty Confidential]
  • The mystery of Michelle Obama’s DNC speech nail polish is solved!  It is “a purple-grey gel polish called Vogue from Artistic Nail Design.” [Huffington Post]
  • Kristen Stewart may be broken up with Robert Pattinson, but she’s still wearing his clothes. Here she is flying to Toronto for a film festival in his Irie T-shirt, though probably not feeling so irie.

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All The Celebs Are Wearing Tiny Party Trucker Hats

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Tiny trucker hats are the perfect accessory for when you’re hanging with your significant other with the paparazzi, or drinking a bottle of Moet Chandon by yourself on the phone, or at a movie premiere, or getting over The Most Important Breakup Of Our Time or whatever. That’s why all the celebs love their tiny party trucker hats. Just, like, whatever you happen to be getting into at the moment. Take life by the reins and get your very own tiny party trucker hat — or 10, one in every shade — here.

Well Played: Eva Longoria’s The Perfect Lady In Red

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Her Dark Knight outfit is freakin' flawless. Read More »
Well Played: Diane Kruger
Few people can pull off the jaunty newsboy cap. Read More »
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Looking lovely in leather at Versace. Read More »
Well Played: Victoria Beckham
The world is her runway, and we're just poorly dressed spectators. Read More »

Both Winona and I agree: Whoever’s been styling Eva Longoria of late has been doing a bang up job. Here she is leaving Beso Restaurant in L.A. (of which she’s an owner) looking totally smoking in red. Maybe she saw our rad red shopping guide?

Well Played: Eva Longoria Looks Lovely In Lime Green

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Well Played: Diane Kruger
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Well Played: Kate Middleton
She steps up her princess style game. Read More »
Well Played: Victoria Beckham
The world is her runway, and we're just poorly dressed spectators. Read More »

This shade of green was my #1 top fave color when I was in seventh grade. I owned a collection of horrifyingly unflattering lime green T-shirts, and I even painted my room this color (with bright orange trim, naturally). I laid my lime green love to rest years ago, but seeing this gorgeous dress on Eva Longoria is bringing back those old familiar feelings. Who knew lime green could look downright sophisticated when paired with dark nail polish and tan strappy sandals? My seventh grade self sure didn’t (I usually paired it with tattered leggings and an American Girl jacket). Note taken. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Style Stealer: Eva Longoria’s Chic Shift Dress

Let’s ignore the fact that from the neck up Eva Longoria seems to be rapidly morphing into a Kardashian, and talk about her awesome outfit instead. I’m in love with everything from the crisp white shift dress to the trendy peep toe booties and–gulp–Birkin bag. Want to steal her style at a much, much, much more affordable price point? Check out the shopping details, after the jump! Keep reading »

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She's black, white, and red all over! Read More »
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Hell yes, finally a Tilda look we can wear ourselves! Read More »
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Evening Quickies: Teri Hatcher’s “Desperate Housewives” Castmates Leave Her Name Off Thank You Card

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  • Teri Hatcher didn’t attend the “Desperate Housewives” wrap party and her name was left off the card that Eva Longoria, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross and Vanessa Williams gave to the crew. Oooof. Come on now, ladies. That’s just mean. [Celebuzz]
  • Rihanna partied so hard at the Met Ball she ended up at the hospital! And, this being RiRi, she tweeted pics of the adventure. [Crushable]
  • Johnny Depp field a bunch of questions on Jimmy Kimmy’s show from Johnny Depp impersonators. That’s not creepy or weird or anything. [The FW]
  • Joe Jonas and DJ Pauly D are joining that new dating show, “The Choice.” Hmm, Amelia was probably kidding when she wrote the show would probably only get a C-list “‘Jersey Shore’ cast member” … but she turned out to be right! [PopCrush]
  • This fellow is very concerned about the amount of BJs he is getting. [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

Eva Longoria Will Find Your Next Boyfriend

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How does Eva Longoria get over the breakup blues? By setting other people up on national television! The “Desperate Housewives” star is developing a primetime dating show for NBC where contestants will be matched by well-known matchmakers like Steve Ward (from VH1′s “Tough Love”) and set up on dates. I would love this show to be a fusion of the drama in “The Bachelor” with classically funny and raunchy dating shows like “Blind Date and “Elimidate.” I am sure a host like Longoria will have no problem bringing the sex appeal. And who knows — maybe she might even be funny. The working title is “All About Love” and sources say it is set to begin filming in April. Hey Eva, if there is a shortage of dating contestants, I would love it if you could set me up with a hottie! [Fox News