Eva Longoria-Parker was not on Capitol Hill to argue in favor of making “Desperate Housewives” a more entertaining show, but to discuss Hispanic Heritage. [Washington, DC, 10/13/09]

Who is this Eva mystery woman? Longoria. Yes. For real. Look again—she’s in there. [OhLaLaMag.com]

Russell Brand quotes Oscar Wilde as easily as he rocks his ridiculously teased hair.  He’s sexy, he’s suave, but, above all, he’s smart and he isn’t afraid to speak his mind.  Despite getting flack for openly teasing the Jonas Brothers about their chastity rings and the “retarded cowboy President” Bush at the VMA’s last night, I thought [Me too!—Editor] Brand stole the show with his off-handed hilarious comments—of course an accent makes everything sound better. Sure, the hole in the ozone is probably caused by the amount of hairspray he uses on his hair-do, but damn the boy is fine and funny!  From guyliner to his groovy anti-establishment attitude, who is this one man British invasion named Russell Brand?

The CFDA Awards are one of those events where only cool, connected people get invited to celebrate designers who make clothes those of us who aren’t invited can’t afford. Sounds like fun! Last night’s party brought out the big guns—Maggie Gyllenhaal, the two Evas, and the ever present Posh Spice. Tons of pics, after the jump…

The Cannes Film Festival photos have been slowly trickling in—the photographers must be on French time—and the ladies that were in attendance really brought out the big fashion guns. After the jump, some of our very favorites.