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Conan O’Brien Is Such A Doll!

Are you with Coco? Late night’s favorite spurned redhead gets the Etsy treatment — with a detachable beard to show whether he’s on air or off, natch. [Etsy] Keep reading »

Where To Store Your iPad? In A Giant-Ass Maxi Pad, Of Course

Oh, shut up, Apple. You asked for it by giving the iPad a stupid name: Fab crafters HipHandmaids on Etsy have stitched up a $30 maxi pad-shaped “iMaxi” carrying case. The iMaxi, with a vinyl exterior and cotton interior, comes in white, red or white/red if you’re going for that “thank God I’m not pregnant” look. The HipHandmaids promise its the only iMaxi case you’ll find with wings. “It’s the perfect one-of-a-kind embarrassing gift for the Apple geek in your life,” they say. “Don’t be caught letting your iPad show.” Yes, we’ll just walk around in public with a two-foot-long sanitary napkin instead. [Etsy] Keep reading »

Cuddle Fight! Life-Size Edward And Jacob Body Pillows Want To Watch You Sleep

So this is creepy. Etsy seller Manllow has concocted the ultimate lonely “Twilight” fan’s companion — life-size body pillows that are “half man half pillow.” Edward and Jacob’s faces have been screen-printed over soft, snuggly pillow bodies for your cuddling pleasure! Unfortunately, the pillows are anatomically incorrect in their downstairs parts, like horrible Muppets. But Edward could watch you sleep, or Jacob could keep you warm and safe all night long, and the eternal war between vampires and werewolves could finally end.

At least Manllow has a healthy sense of humor, as she demonstrated when the internet exploded in response to these horrible Frankenpillow creations. She calls them: “The greatest gift of all time. 105% creepy and 5% lovable.” Yipes. Keep reading »

“Mad Men” Fans: Rest Your Weary Heads Here

Probably the closest you’ll ever get to having Don Draper in your bed. And having a decor-induced orgasm. [Etsy] Keep reading »

Teddy Bear Bares All, Including A Vag

Aw, look at this adorable teddy bear! Wait … WTF is that going on between its legs?! This innocent stuffed animal has a vajujsh, just like us! Well, sorta. I’ve told you about 25 vaginas for sale on Etsy, but now, thanks to seller Furburger, you can make that 26. Is this so wrong or so wrong it’s right? Furburger’s got a whole line of vag-enhanced stuffed animals, from dragons to raccoons, for around $40 a pop. But would you actually give this anatomically endowed bear to your daughter? [Trend Hunter] Keep reading »

A Snuggly Scarf For Animal Lovers

So adorable! Celapiu‘s super-cute animal scarves show off your creature-love and keep you toasty warm in the winter chill. [Kingdom of Style] Keep reading »

Plugging Awesome: Socket Rings

This holiday season, sock it to the one you love with these his-and-her plug and socket rings. The handmade accessories will show everyone, so stylishly, that when you and your man get together, it’s electric! [Socket Ring in brass, $60; Plug Ring in brass and sterling silver, $110; Etsy.com] Keep reading »

Here’s One For Regretsy: Teeth Soap!

Remember when we told you about Regretsy, the site where, much like the Island of Misfit Toys, dubious crafts go to live amongst their handicapped brethren? Here’s a new one to join their ranks: Etsy seller DirtyAssSoaps created this peppermint-scented soap made out of a “beat up” vintage dental cast she acquired. And no worries, animal lovers: they’re totes vegan! Actually, on second thought, we take it back. This craft project kind of rules. [Etsy] Keep reading »

Last Minute XXXMas Gift: Porno Dress For Sale On Etsy

We’ve told you all about the vaginas for sale on Etsy, but now there’s some penis in the mix too. Bellettres made a dress out of laminated shots of hot naked men clipped straight out of pornos. While some of the 342 images are pretty in your face (who likes the money shot to land there?), the pics are not even the most shocking part. “The Dirty Dirty Dress” retails for $1,200! That’s pretty stiff. For that you can get your hands on some real sausages — roughly 131 pounds of hard salami from Katz’s Deli in NYC. Keep reading »

Wassup, Cupcake?

If you can stand the heckling — “Hey, I’d like to take a bite out of you, baby!” and the $175 price tag — this silver lame and pink organza cupcake dress by Devani Weaver is sure to be a conversation starter in the fashionable foodie crowd. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

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