Barbie had a million jobs, but did we ever really know what Ken did? With that head of hair, of course he’s a model. This month, Ken is tricked out in teeny, tiny men’s fall fashions for Esquire UK. We pity the assistant who tailored that miniature Gucci duffle bag! [Esquire UK] Keep reading »
Esquire is looking to find the best-dressed “real man” in America, and they’ve narrowed the field down to 25 finalists, all of whom I’d sleep with, given the opportunity. So now you get to cruise the guys — I mean vote for your choice of best-dressed hottie. Right now, I’m liking Noah S., who is not afraid of color, Shawn S., who is one dapper dude, and Jason Y., who is fly. Who’s your favorite? Could your man compete with these dudes, clothing-wise? Keep reading »
So, the pretentious nerds/tools who work at Esquire got together and decided that Christina Hendricks — who, duh, plays Joan Holloway on “Mad Men” — is the most “good-looking” woman in the world. Adriana Lima and Megan Fox came in second and third. Look, I love me some Christina Hendricks and would not kick her outta bed for eating crackers, but if Esquire thinks she is so super good-looking, why did they Photoshop her cover image to look like Julianne Moore? Just wondering. [Celebutopia] Keep reading »
“What I’ve come to realize is that when people say, ‘The thinking man’s whatever’ — there’s no such thing. The thinking man also wants to f**k Megan Fox.”
— Tina Fey succinctly tells Esquire she’s not buying the whole “thinking man’s…” description assigned to her. [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »
Don’t let this sexy shot deceive you. Tina Fey may look more like your prototypical men’s mag cover model on the cover of Esquire‘s April issue, but inside the pages she’s anything but perfectly coiffed and dead-eyed. Check out a couple of the funnier shots after the jump — then take a peek at the rest over at Esquire.com. Keep reading »
Amanda Seyfried, who recently filmed her last episode for “Big Love” in order to pursue a full-time movie career (she’s already been in “Mamma Mia,” “Dear John,” and “Jennifer’s Body”) is featured in the new issue of Esquire. Asked by the interviewer how she keeps her body in lace-body-stocking-shape, Seyfried replied:
“I’m on a raw-food diet. It’s intense. And sort of awful. Yesterday for lunch? Spinach. Just spinach. Spinach and some seeds.”
Ugh. That is not a diet, dear. That’s ingesting just enough sustenance so you don’t keel over in your Armani dress. Is it just me, or is this chick starting to get annoying? [Just Jared] Keep reading »
Blake Lively did her best greaser impression on February’s cover of Esquire, though I remember the guys in “Grease” wearing pants.
In unrelated news: the arch of Blake’s left eyebrow looks super-obviously Photoshopped, right? [Esquire.com]
UPDATE: Eek, how embarrassing! Commenters have correctly pointed out that the Sharks and the Jets are from “West Side Story,” not “Grease.” And I’ve seen both of those movies a million times. For shame! Keep reading »
Further proof some men don’t know jack about women: Esquire magazine says chicks go bananas for vampire love stories because we lust after … wait for it … gay guys. Gay guys don’t want to be with us the way vampires can’t be with us and you know us ladies: we just want what we cannot have.
No, I’m not buying it either. Keep reading »
“If you’re any kind of a human, you know the title is utterly ludicrous. But I like the idea of it, too. I do. I’m feeling that I must earn this. I need to go out and become much better at pole dancing or something.”
– Actress Kate Beckinsale, Esquire‘s latest sexiest woman alive, on her new title
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Esquire has taken pains to uncover “75 Things You Didn’t Know About Women,” and they’ve gone straight to the horse’s mouth to find out ladies’ deepest, darkest untold secrets. Padma Lakshmi, Sarah Silverman, Courteney Cox, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Kerry Washington weigh in on men, moods, and more. A few of our favorites after the jump … Keep reading »
