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Move Over, Barbie: Ken Doll Models For Esquire

Barbie had a million jobs, but did we ever really know what Ken did? With that head of hair, of course he’s a model. This month, Ken is tricked out in teeny, tiny men’s fall fashions for Esquire UK. We pity the assistant who tailored that miniature Gucci duffle bag! [Esquire UK] … More »


Who Is The Best-Dressed Real Man In America?

Esquire is looking to find the best-dressed “real man” in America, and they’ve narrowed the field down to 25 finalists, all of whom I’d sleep with, given the opportunity. So now you get to cruise the guys — I mean vote for your choice of best-dressed hottie. Right now, I’m liking Noah S., who is… More »


Christina Hendricks Declared “Best-Looking Woman” By Esquire

So, the pretentious nerds/tools who work at Esquire got together and decided that Christina Hendricks — who, duh, plays Joan Holloway on “Mad Men” — is the most “good-looking” woman in the world. Adriana Lima and Megan Fox came in second and third. Look, I love me some Christina Hendricks and would not kick her… More »


Quotable: Tina Fey Not The “Thinking Man’s Megan Fox”

“What I’ve come to realize is that when people say, ‘The thinking man’s whatever’ — there’s no such thing. The thinking man also wants to f**k Megan Fox.”— Tina Fey succinctly tells Esquire she’s not buying the whole “thinking man’s…” description assigned to her. [via Huffington Post] … More »


Tina Fey Gets Cuffed By Esquire

Don’t let this sexy shot deceive you. Tina Fey may look more like your prototypical men’s mag cover model on the cover of Esquire’s April issue, but inside the pages she’s anything but perfectly coiffed and dead-eyed. Check out a couple of the funnier shots after the jump — then take a peek at the… More »


Pet Peeve: When Celebs Eat “Spinach And Seeds” And Call It A “Diet”

Amanda Seyfried, who recently filmed her last episode for “Big Love” in order to pursue a full-time movie career (she’s already been in “Mamma Mia,” “Dear John,” and “Jennifer’s Body”) is featured in the new issue of Esquire. Asked by the interviewer how she keeps her body in lace-body-stocking-shape, Seyfried replied:”I’m on a raw-food diet. More »


Blake Lively On Esquire: The Sharks Or The Jets?

Blake Lively did her best greaser impression on February’s cover of Esquire, though I remember the guys in “Grease” wearing pants.

In unrelated news: the arch of Blake’s left eyebrow looks super-obviously Photoshopped, right? [ … More »


Women Love Vampires Because We Want … Gay Men?

Further proof some men don’t know jack about women: Esquire magazine says chicks go bananas for vampire love stories because we lust after … wait for it … gay guys. Gay guys don’t want to be with us the way vampires can’t be with us and you know us ladies: we just want what we… More »


Quote Of The Day: You Are Not The Sexiest Woman Alive

“If you’re any kind of a human, you know the title is utterly ludicrous. But I like the idea of it, too. I do. I’m feeling that I must earn this. I need to go out and become much better at pole dancing or something.” – Actress Kate Beckinsale, Esquire’s latest sexiest woman alive, on… More »


Esquire Tells You 75 Things You Didn’t Know About Women

Esquire has taken pains to uncover “75 Things You Didn’t Know About Women,” and they’ve gone straight to the horse’s mouth to find out ladies’ deepest, darkest untold secrets. Padma Lakshmi, Sarah Silverman, Courteney Cox, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and Kerry Washington weigh in on men, moods, and more. A few of our favorites after the… More »


Only One Remaining Doctor In The U.S. Can Do Third Trimester Abortions

No reporter happened to be standing at abortion provider George Tiller’s side on the Sunday morning in May when he was murdered at gunpoint, allegedly by an anti-choice extremist. But, like the famous newspaper article by journalist Jimmy Breslin that covered JFK’s assassination from the point of view of his grave digger, sometimes a reporter… More »


Bar Refaeli Gets Naked And Inked For Esquire Cover

Spring must have sprung. Everybody’s getting naked! Especially when it comes to the covers of magazines. Yesterday, it was Miranda Kerr stripping down and chaining herself to a tree to save the koalas on the cover of Rolling Stone. Today, it’s Bar Refaeli taking it all off for the July issue of Esquire, her body… More »


Love Is Just A Combination Of Chemicals In Our Brains

Love seems elusive. Sure, we’ve loved and been in love, but we’ve never known exactly why or how it happens, or if we love one person differently than another. But that could soon change. Writer A.J. Jacobs underwent an MRI while looking at photos of his wife and Angelina Jolie so scientists could study his… More »


10 Things We’d Like To Ask A Handsome Man

Esquire has created a series of instructional videos called “Ask A Beautiful Woman,” because, obvi, we babes know it all! From a DEA agent teaching “How To Fire A Hand Gun” to a supermodel heating things up with How To Grill The Perfect Steak, female experts are showing off their typically male-oriented skills. More »


Quote Of The Day: Halle Berry Has Good Orgasms

“You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That’s all true. And in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damned good orgasms these days. Much better orgasms than when I was twenty-two. And I wouldn’t let a man control that. Not anymore. Now I’d invite him… More »


Slideshow: Our 10 Sexiest Women Picks

Esquire, the men’s mag, just named new mom Halle Berry, “Sexiest Woman Alive 2008.” Not bad for a 42-year-old woman who spent a quarter of the year with a baby bump! Humbled, yet perplexed, by the honor after being in the business for 21 years, Berry asked, “Does being the sexiest woman alive imply that… More »


Halle Berry Defines Sexy

Esquire, the men’s mag, just named new mom Halle Berry, “Sexiest Woman Alive, 2008.” Not bad for a 42-year-old woman who spent a quarter of the year with a baby bump! Humbled, yet perplexed, by the honor after being in the business for 21 years, Berry asked, “Does being the sexiest woman alive imply that… More »


Quickies!: Halle Berry Is The Sexiest Woman Alive

Halle Berry is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. “Sexiness is a state of mind — a comfortable state of being,” she said. “It’s about loving yourself in your most unlovable moments.” [AP]
Neiman Marcus is offering his-and-hers life-size Lego sculptures for $60,000 apiece. [WSJ]
Thinking about getting a haircut. Here’s what’s hot for fall. [College Candy]
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