Posts tagged "esquire"

The Foolproof Way To Get Out Of The Friendzone: Dress Like An Asshole

I have a theory: Esquire is on women’s side when it comes to the whole friendzone thing. Meaning, they get it. When a woman decides that she’s not romantically interested in one of her male friends, that’s kind of the bottom line. She’s drawn her boundaries in their relationship and that’s the end of the…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / October 31, 2014

ESPN Will Have An All-Male Panel On Domestic Violence Tonight, Which I’m Sure Will Be Incredibly Thorough [UPDATED]

Tonight, the pre-show for Monday Night Football will feature a panel discussion about domestic violence. It will include, as Ben Collins points out at Esquire, the perspectives of 11 middle-aged-and-up men, and not a single woman. He goes on to dismantle Bill Simmons’ suspension from the network for calling Roger Goodell a liar and the…

By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / September 29, 2014

42 Truths & 1 Lie: On Esquire’s Obnoxious Ranking Of Womankind’s Most “Alluring” Age

Have you ever played the game Two Truths/One Lie? The object of the game is to tell your audience three facts—two of which are true, and one of which is a lie. The audience must then distinguish which statement is false.  I would like for you to play a modified version of the game with…

By: Jess Burnquist / July 11, 2014

Jessica Paré Strips Down For Esquire — Plus, Sexy Easter Outfits That Will Get You Kicked Out Of Church

“Mad Men'”s Jessica Paré bares her lovely teeth in the April issue of Esquire. [Page Six]
Easter is coming up … which means Cadbury Creme Eggs and bunny-themed lingerie. Definitely not church appropriate. [Mommyish]
Eating duck embryos for dinner and other things that have killed men’s boners. [Your Tango]
When you…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 25, 2014

Scarlett Johansson Bestowed With Another Useless Honor For Her Sex Appeal!

Esquire has named Scarlett Johansson “The Sexiest Woman Alive.” I can’t get mad at that. She’s hot. I would motorboat her. [The Blemish]
Here are some signs you’re a “stage 5 clinger” in your relationship. [College Candy]
Halloween is coming, so this is as good as time as any to try wearing black…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / October 7, 2013

Pray Tell: Megan Fox Considers the Possibility That Celebrity Culture Is the Antichrist

Megan Fox covers this month’s issue of Esquire, and she’d like you to know that she’s actually been religious this entire time.

“I’ve read the Book of Revelation a million times,” she told interviewer Stephen Marche. “It does not make sense, obviously. It needs to be decoded. What is the dragon? What is the

By: Lilit Marcus / January 16, 2013

Every Kate Upton Magazine Cover Ever

This week, high fashion mag Jalouse released its latest issue — with boob-tastic Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl Kate Upton striking a pose. Kate, who manages to channel Anna Nicole Smith (in a good way!), typically ends up with most of her clothes off, so it’s nice to see her explore her haute couture side.

By: Julie Gerstein / September 29, 2012

The Soapbox: You Like To Go Down, So What?

According to an article in this month’s issue of Esquire, the blow job is all but becoming extinct in favor of cunnilingus. In an informal poll, conducted by the writer Geoff Dyer, eight out of 10 of his “more mature male friends” preferred “eating p**sy to having their dicks sucked.” And guess what? The two…

By: Anonymous / April 4, 2012

9 Supposedly Legitimate Reasons We Cheat

Esquire is famous for running content for men written by women just how men hope women write but don’t, and this is not the first time I have thought WHAT? But here: in their Sex and the American Man series, author Lisa Taddeo explains (honestly) why women cheat. I will break it down for you, after the jump…

By: Lauren Passell / March 30, 2012

Nivea Apologizes For Racist “Re-Civilize Yourself” Picturing Black Man

This Week in Racially Insensitive Advertising News: the skin care company Nivea was forced to apologize yesterday after people objected to an ad that ran in the men’s magazine Esquire. The ad depicts a handsome, well-dressed black man holding a black, Afro-ed and bearded head in his hands, preparing to throw it into the distance,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 19, 2011

Ryan Gosling Doubles My Pleasure

What’s better than one Ryan Gosling? Two! My chances of making him my real boyfriend instead of just my dream celebrity boyfriend would double if only this Esquire cover was a reality. Sigh. [Crushable]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 10, 2011

Esquire Magazine Tweets A Sexual Assault Joke

Really, Esquire? Someone posting to the magazine’s Twitter feed tweeted a link to an article earlier today which read, “How to get a better blowjob than DSK – we think.” DSK, of course, is Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the former head of the International Monetary Fund, who is accused of forcing a hotel maid to perform oral

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 25, 2011

13 Celebs Rocking The Union Jack

Helen Mirren wasn’t lying when she said things gets better after your 20s. While the picture of her younger self is breathtakingly beautiful — like I seriously can’t stop looking at it — Dame Helen looks damn good in herEsquire spread, wrapped in the British flag. She’s 65, people! And man, that makeshift Union Jack frock is a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 13, 2011

10 Ways Men Can Show Women Their Love

The guys at Esquire have published a fantastic listicle for their male readers giving them 10 ways they can show the ladies in their lives their love. Unlike some of those insipid lists over at Men’s Health (remember this one? Or this one? Or this one?!), this is one we can actually give a big…

By: Wendy Atterberry / October 8, 2010

17 Cheap Dates Men Actually Like

We here at The Frisky love a good cheap date, and so do the guys at Esquire.com. So we got together and created two great guides for cheap dates: one for women and one for men. Check out our cheap date suggestions on Esquire.com: “17 Cheap Dates That She’ll Actually Like.” As for what the…

By: The Frisky / September 29, 2010

A Franco Double Rainbow: Dave Franco Interviews His Brother James

In part one of this five-part video series, James Franco and his slightly less attractive (but still hot!) brother Dave discuss working together, actor accents, and the subtle differences between Zach Braff and Zac Efron. Watch Dave panic when James asks him “Which Zach do you like better?” and be mesmerized by James Franco’…

By: Julie Gerstein / August 12, 2010

Move Over, Barbie: Ken Doll Models For Esquire

Barbie had a million jobs, but did we ever really know what Ken did? With that head of hair, of course he’s a model. This month, Ken is tricked out in teeny, tiny men’s fall fashions for Esquire UK. We pity the assistant who tailored that miniature Gucci duffle bag! [Esquire UK]…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 8, 2010

Who Is The Best-Dressed Real Man In America?

Esquire is looking to find the best-dressed “real man” in America, and they’ve narrowed the field down to 25 finalists, all of whom I’d sleep with, given the opportunity. So now you get to cruise the guys — I mean vote for your choice of best-dressed hottie. Right now, I’m liking Noah S., who i…

By: Susannah Breslin / May 27, 2010

Christina Hendricks Declared “Best-Looking Woman” By Esquire

So, the pretentious nerds/tools who work at Esquire got together and decided that Christina Hendricks — who, duh, plays Joan Holloway on “Mad Men” — is the most “good-looking” woman in the world. Adriana Lima and Megan Fox came in second and third. Look, I love me some Christina Hendricks and would not kick her…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 19, 2010

Quotable: Tina Fey Not The “Thinking Man’s Megan Fox”

“What I’ve come to realize is that when people say, ‘The thinking man’s whatever’ — there’s no such thing. The thinking man also wants to f**k Megan Fox.”— Tina Fey succinctly tells Esquire she’s not buying the whole “thinking man’s…” description assigned to her. [via Huffington Post]…

By: Wendy Atterberry / March 18, 2010
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