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Emma Watson Is Unfazed By Being Called A “Feminazi”

As everyone should be. What does that even mean?

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

The 16 (Actual) Best Books For Men To Read

Forget Esquire’s mammoth ode to white, male authors – these books will help men get by in today’s society.

Michael Chiodo |

The Foolproof Way To Get Out Of The Friendzone: Dress Like An Asshole

I have a theory: Esquire is on women’s side when it comes to the whole friendzone thing. Meaning, they get it. When a woman decides that she’s not romantically interested…

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

ESPN Will Have An All-Male Panel On Domestic Violence Tonight, Which I’m Sure Will Be Incredibly Thorough [UPDATED]

Tonight, the pre-show for Monday Night Football will feature a panel discussion about domestic violence. It will include, as Ben Collins points out at Esquire, the perspectives of 11 middle-aged-and-up

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

42 Truths & 1 Lie: On Esquire’s Obnoxious Ranking Of Womankind’s Most “Alluring” Age

Have you ever played the game Two Truths/One Lie? The object of the game is to tell your audience three facts—two of which are true, and one of which is…

Jess Burnquist |

Jessica Paré Strips Down For Esquire — Plus, Sexy Easter Outfits That Will Get You Kicked Out Of Church

“Mad Men'”s Jessica Paré bares her lovely teeth in the April issue of Esquire. [Page Six]
Easter is coming up … which means Cadbury Creme Eggs and bunny-themed…

Ami Angelowicz |

Scarlett Johansson Bestowed With Another Useless Honor For Her Sex Appeal!

Esquire has named Scarlett Johansson “The Sexiest Woman Alive.” I can’t get mad at that. She’s hot. I would motorboat her. [The Blemish]
Here are some signs you’re a…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Pray Tell: Megan Fox Considers the Possibility That Celebrity Culture Is the Antichrist

Megan Fox covers this month’s issue of Esquire, and she’d like you to know that she’s actually been religious this entire time.

“I’ve read the Book of Revelation a

Lilit Marcus |

Every Kate Upton Magazine Cover Ever

This week, high fashion mag Jalouse released its latest issue — with boob-tastic Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover girl Kate Upton striking a pose. Kate, who manages to channel Anna Nicole…

Julie Gerstein |

The Soapbox: You Like To Go Down, So What?

According to an article in this month’s issue of Esquire, the blow job is all but becoming extinct in favor of cunnilingus. In an informal poll, conducted by the writer…

Anonymous |

9 Supposedly Legitimate Reasons We Cheat

Esquire is famous for running content for men written by women just how men hope women write but don’t, and this is not the first time I have thought WHAT? But…

Lauren Passell |

Nivea Apologizes For Racist “Re-Civilize Yourself” Picturing Black Man

This Week in Racially Insensitive Advertising News: the skin care company Nivea was forced to apologize yesterday after people objected to an ad that ran in the men’s magazine Esquire.

Jessica Wakeman |

Ryan Gosling Doubles My Pleasure

What’s better than one Ryan Gosling? Two! My chances of making him my real boyfriend instead of just my dream celebrity boyfriend would double if only this Esquire cover was…

Amelia McDonell-Parry |

Esquire Magazine Tweets A Sexual Assault Joke

Really, Esquire? Someone posting to the magazine’s Twitter feed tweeted a link to an article earlier today which read, “How to get a better blowjob than DSK – we think.”

Jessica Wakeman |

13 Celebs Rocking The Union Jack

Helen Mirren wasn’t lying when she said things gets better after your 20s. While the picture of her younger self is breathtakingly beautiful — like I seriously can’t stop looking at it…

Ami Angelowicz |

10 Ways Men Can Show Women Their Love

The guys at Esquire have published a fantastic listicle for their male readers giving them 10 ways they can show the ladies in their lives their love. Unlike some of…

Wendy Atterberry |

17 Cheap Dates Men Actually Like

We here at The Frisky love a good cheap date, and so do the guys at Esquire.com. So we got together and created two great guides for cheap dates: one…

The Frisky |

A Franco Double Rainbow: Dave Franco Interviews His Brother James

In part one of this five-part video series, James Franco and his slightly less attractive (but still hot!) brother Dave discuss working together, actor accents, and the subtle differences…

Julie Gerstein |

Move Over, Barbie: Ken Doll Models For Esquire

Barbie had a million jobs, but did we ever really know what Ken did? With that head of hair, of course he’s a model. This month, Ken is tricked out…

Jessica Wakeman |

Who Is The Best-Dressed Real Man In America?

Esquire is looking to find the best-dressed “real man” in America, and they’ve narrowed the field down to 25 finalists, all of whom I’d sleep with, given the opportunity. So…

Susannah Breslin |
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