Farrah Abraham excels at being a celebrity, if our working definition is someone who finds a way to keep themselves in the news no matter what. The former ”Teen Mom” star, singer, and tomato sauce social messenger has now parlayed her much-hyped Vivid sex tapes with porn It Boy James Deen, “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom” and “Farrah 2: Backdoor and More,” into an erotic novel trilogy based around them. The first book, In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape), which will be published July 1st, comes with a disclaimer at the front of the first book by publisher Ellora’s Cave CEO Patty Marks stating that it “has been carefully written, edited and proofread to ensure that the book has not revealed any actual occurrences or business practices that have not already been publicly revealed or acknowledged.” Perhaps this was a nod to the legal warnings Vivid has supposedly sent her; in the book, the porn company is called HALE’O and is owned by Schmite Hale (who has the same initials as Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch). Keep reading »
Activities are wonderful, but sometimes, it’s fine to want to shut the world out for a couple of days, and make some serious time for you. Don’t be afraid of FOMO, either. There will always be another party, another pub crawl, another picnic. The time you’ll spend indulging in the things you want to do, alone, are well worth it. Here’s a handy list of awesome things to do this holiday weekend!
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Sales of urban fantasy, erotica, and romance books are growing faster than the engorged manhood of a vampire whose lack of blood circulation has mysteriously not left him impotent. Maybe this is because society has become more accepting of sexuality overall. Or maybe it’s just because ebooks have finally fulfilled humanity’s long-held dream of being able to buy selkie erotica without having to awkwardly avoid eye contact with the bookstore clerk. Read more on Cracked…
Farrah Abraham is many things. She’s a teen mom. She’s on “Teen Mom.” She’s the only single cast member of VH1′s series “Couples Therapy.” She’s a wildly successful two-time porn star. She’s a singer. She’s a memoirist. And now she’s an erotic novelist, with the first book in her Celebrity Sex Tape erotica series set for release on July 1. And who better to model for the cover of In The Making (Celebrity Sex Tape) (clever title, really) than Farrah herself! I can tell this is going to be a real page-turner. Check out the book’s description: Keep reading »
When other people think about their past and get a little misty, they might be thinking about things like their hometown and how their formative experiences there made them the adult they are today.
I, on the other hand, grew up op on the Internet. Many of my “old haunts” are sex blogs, and seeing some of my favorites go dark over the years has made me as wistful as others might be if they found out that their favorite, childhood roller rink burned down.
I found independently-written sex blogs shortly after my formal education ended (four years of abstinence-only sex ed). One errant click as I was looking for tips on how to shave “down there” without giving myself razor burn, and I was plunged into someone’s personal account of planning an orgy. Keep reading »
In her new erotica collection Bending, author Greta Christina included a story called “The Unicorn And The Rainbow.” Although she wrote it “on a dare” after making a joke at a reading about how her stories are never “nice, gentle happy stories about unicorns fucking rainbows” and being challenged by audience members to do just that, the results are too well, interesting, not to share. Let me set the scene for you: A unicorn and a rainbow meet in a bar on a rainy night and bond over being “dropped” by their fans in favor of teen idols like Justin Bieber.
Christina penned a piece explaining her thought process while writing her unicorn porn, which is also interesting but not quite as salacious as being fucked by six colors at once. After the jump, some NSFW excerpts from “The Unicorn And The Rainbow.” Keep reading »
Let me just preface this by saying that if you get off on dinosaur erotica like, Ravished By The Triceratops, we’re not judging. Someone must be reading because author Christie Sims is amassing a small fortune from her catalogue of dino porn titles. Apparently, she’s not the only person getting rich by writing about horny beasts and lusty babes. Just a peek into the dark corners of Amazon and you’ll find a slew of ebook titles about women having sex with every kind of mythological creature — from Frankensteins to leprechauns. Keep reading »
Erotic offerings for women are getting better all the time. Just off the top of my head, I can think of James Deen and Make Love Not Porn, Bust magazine’s monthly “one handed read,” and the publishing boom after Fifty Shades Of Grey that has our office bookshelves heaving under new dominant/submissive erotica. (Seriously. Take some of it off our hands, please.)
In 2014, American women can look out for Dusk, a new channel featuring 24/7 porn aimed at women. Here’s everything you want to know about Dusk, after the jump! Keep reading »
Earlier this week, the Internet found out there’s a market for prehistoric heavy petting.
But who’s behind dinosaur erotica and its titillating tales of veloci-rapture? HuffPost Weird spoke with Alara Branwen, co-author of works such as Taken by the T-Rex, Ravished by the Triceratops and In the Velociraptor’s Nest.
Branwen said she and co-author Christie Sims, both in their early 20s, write under pseudonyms and won’t be revealing their true identities anytime soon.
“Do you really think we are crazy enough to publish what we publish under our own names?” she asked. Read more on Huffington Post…
If you found yourself oddly aroused by that pterodactyl porn that every person has watched at least once (hey, no shame), I’d like to call your attention to some erotica that might interest you. Christie Sims, who describes herself as a “plain old, everyday Midwestern girl that lives a normal life,” is the world’s most prolific writer in the “Monster Sex” genre. According to her Amazon page,this includes any erotica inspired by “lusty thoughts of big, strong, powerful monsters having their way with beautiful maidens.” Like graphic dinosaur stories? Why, yes.
Sims’ vast body of work includes titles such as The Dinosaur’s Keeper, Taken By The Pterodactyl, Running From The Raptor,Taken At The Dinosaur Museum, Mating With The Raptor, Ravished By The Triceratops and much, much more. Basically, you can have your pick of your preferred, Jurassic dick. Have I aroused your interest? Good. For your reading pleasure, I’ve included a short, NSFW excerpt from Ravished By The Triceratops after the jump. Warning: it contains a whole lot of Mesozoic penis. Keep reading »