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Halloween Inspiration Board: Pregnant Jessica Simpson

Is Jessica Simpson pregnant, or did she just eat a really big burrito? At this point, her baby bump has gone way beyond speculative — and unless she’s using her body as a new type of pillow storage device, J.Simps is pretty far along. In honor of her soon-to-be babe, we’ve come up with a Simpson-rific Halloween costume. You’ll need a baby bump, a baby (in order to help envision what her spawn with Eric Johnson might look like), and a mini-football — Eric’s a former NFL player, after all. If you really want to take the costume next level, walk around with a can of tuna fish, and ask everyone you meet ”is what I have chicken or fish?” Find out what you’ll need, after the jump. Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Will Confirm Her Pregnancy For A Small Fee

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  • Is Jessica Simpson pregnant or isn’t she? OK! says she absolutely is. We’ll find out as soon as someone’s ready to cough up $500,000 for the news. [OK Magazine]
  • Men disappoint once again. This time, we’re worried about their (dis)interest in “funny women.”  [The Gloss]
  • Here’s a roundup of 10 favorite ’90s girls and how to dress as them for Halloween. [Tres Sugar]
  • What’s the matter with Paris Hilton’s eyes? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Announcing Pregnancy Soon, Maybe

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  • Radar claims Jessica Simpson is about to announce her pregnancy with fiancé Eric Johnson. Or she’s just eaten a particularly large breakfast burrito, which is usually what starts a pregnancy rumor in Hollywood. [Radar Online]
  • Beyoncé’s due date is in February, which means four more months of maternity outfits that put your wardrobe to shame. [People]
  • Gratuitous use of Donna Martin in a slideshow: the most beloved virgins of pop culture.  [TresSugar] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson’s Wedding Possibly Put Off “Indefinitely”

  • Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson have allegedly put their wedding on hiatus “indefinitely.” But Celebuzz hears they’re still on and are just taking forever to plan. That sounds more likely to me, considering the dude gifted her with a $15K Birkin bag on her birthday. You don’t give those things to just anyone. [Celebuzz, The Hollywood Gossip]
  • Scarlett Johansson and Kieran Culkin are dating now, apparently. The pair hung out at a strip club in Paris, where she snapped pics with the performers. You gotta love how Scarlett is embroiled in a nude photo scandal, but still is posing for photos with strippers. She clearly doesn’t give a f**k. [The Superficial]
  • Kim Kardashian as slave Leia? It’s two of America’s prevailing masturbatory fantasies smashed together. [BuzzFeed]

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Jessica Simpson’s Fiance Loves Her To The Tune Of 15K

The most expensive birthday gift I ever received from a significant other was a pair of Christian Louboutin pumps that pinched my feet. I never wear them, as I have yet to get the necessary foot-binding procedure. Jessica Simpson won’t have that problem with her pricey b-day gift from fiance Eric Johnson — a highly-coveted Hermes Birkin bag estimated to cost $15,000. I just hope she’s not wearing lipstick during that makeout sesh. Makeup stains greatly depreciate the value of luxury handbags. [Twitter] Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson Considering Eloping, Designing Her Own Wedding Dress

“We’ve both been married before. We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time … We might elope if it gets to that point … I will be part of designing my own wedding gown.”

Jessica Simpson talks to Women’s Wear Daily about her wedding plans with former football player Eric Johnson. I’m secretly hoping these two get hitched in a Vegas wedding chapel and that Jessica wears one of her prom dresses for the occasion. [People] Keep reading »

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