And here we have Gulliver and one of his Lilliputians taking a stroll down the beach! Just kidding, that’s actually Jessica Simpson and her much, much, much taller fiance Eric Johnson. The pair — who just announced they’re expecting their second baby — are on vacation in Hawaii with most of Simpson’s family. Sadly, Papa Joe wasn’t invited. Aww. Click on to see a few more shots of baby Maxwell, sister Ashlee and Ashlee’s son Bronx.
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Evening Quickies: How Much Is Jessica Simpson’s New Baby Worth?
- Jessica Simpson’s newborn daughter Maxwell Drew Johnson could be worth $14 million in branding, if Jess decides to add new mom-and-baby products to her line, says an expert. And you know Jess is going to seize that opportunity. [Fox News]
- Rihanna tweeted raunchy pics of herself with exotic dancers at a strip club. Of course she did. [PopCrush]
- Rapper Wiz Khalifa has been busted with pot for the second time in 10 days. Dude, are you trying to go to jail? [The Celebrity Cafe]
- Fifteen baby animals celebrating Mother’s Day with their mommies. I repeat, baby animals! [The FW]
- Orange “tanning mom” Patricia Krentcil plead not guilty to child endangerment for allegedly bringing her five-year-old to the tanning salon. [People]
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Jessica Simpson Finally Gave Birth!
Congratulations to Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson, who welcomed baby girl Maxwell Drew into the world today! Congratulations are also (begrudgingly) due to Julie Gerstein, who bet me $10 that the baby would be under 10 pounds. I was so sure, given how, um, big Jessica was during her epically long pregnancy, that her baby would be at least 10 lbs, but Maxwell weighed in at 9 pounds 13 ounces. So close! Damn you, Julie Gerstein! Anyway, seriously, congrats to Jessica and Eric on lil’ Maxwell. I bet she’s a cutie. [Us Weekly]
Jessica Simpson Says Pregnancy Is A “Friend” & Finding Out Made Her Cry
“Pregnancy is a friend of mine, so everything has been running smoothly. So far, so good — no morning sickness. I feel great. I’m tired, but you know, I’m making a baby here!”
– Jessica Simpson told “Access Hollywood” that so far, her pregnancy is going swimmingly. She and fiance Eric Johnson are putting off their wedding until their “spring baby” arrives in 2012, explaining, ”When you’re pregnant, your hormones go crazy. I don’t want to be super stressed out and end up being a bridezilla! So, I’ll wait until after.” She also revealed more details on how she found out she was with child. Find out what she told the pathologically annoying Billy Bush, after the jump! Keep reading »
Halloween Inspiration Board: Pregnant Jessica Simpson
Is Jessica Simpson pregnant, or did she just eat a really big burrito? At this point, her baby bump has gone way beyond speculative — and unless she’s using her body as a new type of pillow storage device, J.Simps is pretty far along. In honor of her soon-to-be babe, we’ve come up with a Simpson-rific Halloween costume. You’ll need a baby bump, a baby (in order to help envision what her spawn with Eric Johnson might look like), and a mini-football — Eric’s a former NFL player, after all. If you really want to take the costume next level, walk around with a can of tuna fish, and ask everyone you meet ”is what I have chicken or fish?” Find out what you’ll need, after the jump. Keep reading »
Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson Will Confirm Her Pregnancy For A Small Fee
- Is Jessica Simpson pregnant or isn’t she? OK! says she absolutely is. We’ll find out as soon as someone’s ready to cough up $500,000 for the news. [OK Magazine]
- Men disappoint once again. This time, we’re worried about their (dis)interest in “funny women.” [The Gloss]
- Here’s a roundup of 10 favorite ’90s girls and how to dress as them for Halloween. [Tres Sugar]
- What’s the matter with Paris Hilton’s eyes? [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
Morning Quickies: Jessica Simpson Announcing Pregnancy Soon, Maybe
- Radar claims Jessica Simpson is about to announce her pregnancy with fiancé Eric Johnson. Or she’s just eaten a particularly large breakfast burrito, which is usually what starts a pregnancy rumor in Hollywood. [Radar Online]
- Beyoncé’s due date is in February, which means four more months of maternity outfits that put your wardrobe to shame. [People]
- Gratuitous use of Donna Martin in a slideshow: the most beloved virgins of pop culture. [TresSugar] Keep reading »
Evening Quickies: Jessica Simpson’s Wedding Possibly Put Off “Indefinitely”
- Jessica Simpson and her fiancé Eric Johnson have allegedly put their wedding on hiatus “indefinitely.” But Celebuzz hears they’re still on and are just taking forever to plan. That sounds more likely to me, considering the dude gifted her with a $15K Birkin bag on her birthday. You don’t give those things to just anyone. [Celebuzz, The Hollywood Gossip]
- Scarlett Johansson and Kieran Culkin are dating now, apparently. The pair hung out at a strip club in Paris, where she snapped pics with the performers. You gotta love how Scarlett is embroiled in a nude photo scandal, but still is posing for photos with strippers. She clearly doesn’t give a f**k. [The Superficial]
- Kim Kardashian as slave Leia? It’s two of America’s prevailing masturbatory fantasies smashed together. [BuzzFeed]
Jessica Simpson’s Fiance Loves Her To The Tune Of 15K
The most expensive birthday gift I ever received from a significant other was a pair of Christian Louboutin pumps that pinched my feet. I never wear them, as I have yet to get the necessary foot-binding procedure. Jessica Simpson won’t have that problem with her pricey b-day gift from fiance Eric Johnson — a highly-coveted Hermes Birkin bag estimated to cost $15,000. I just hope she’s not wearing lipstick during that makeout sesh. Makeup stains greatly depreciate the value of luxury handbags. [Twitter] Keep reading »
Jessica Simpson Considering Eloping, Designing Her Own Wedding Dress
“We’ve both been married before. We’re enjoying our commitment to each other. We want to take our time … We might elope if it gets to that point … I will be part of designing my own wedding gown.”
—Jessica Simpson talks to Women’s Wear Daily about her wedding plans with former football player Eric Johnson. I’m secretly hoping these two get hitched in a Vegas wedding chapel and that Jessica wears one of her prom dresses for the occasion. [People] Keep reading »
