Der Eric Ducharme, Merman,
I believe that when you find the thing you love, you should hang on and never let go. In your case, the thing you love is being a Merman — that’s a male mermaid for non-merman enthusiasts — and bless you for it.
Is looking at Justin Bieber’s penis, swinging betwixt his legs and unknowingly being photographed by a paparazzo with a telephoto lens, WRONG? …
Don’t worry though! You can still purchase it for $49.99.
The singer also debuted the album artwork at a gallery in Los Angeles last night. Cool, cool, now, when the fuck do we get to hear it??
You might say they’re ROARING mad.