Posts tagged "erections"

Get The Boner-Prone Man In Your Life Bloxers, Never Be Embarrassed Again

Is there a man in your life that spends most of his adult days plagued by fear that he’ll suddenly pop an unwanted, irrepressible boner? Someone who has trouble just going out to get a cup of coffee because the slightest of breezes will awaken the evil boner gods within, causing it to rear its mushroom cap head, screaming, “I’m…

Megan Reynolds / July 15, 2015

Man Claims Motorcycle Gave Him A Two-Year Erection, Sues BMW For Emotional Distress

When Henry Wolf hopped on his BMW motorcycle to take a leisurely four-hour ride, he never imagined that the ridged seat would give him an epic erection that was still going strong 20 months later. Now he’s suing BMW for lost wages, medical expenses, and mental and emotional distress. Since suffering from priapism (the medical…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / May 1, 2012

Apparently, Guys Have Important Boner Moments

Most people have important moments in their lives: graduation, getting married, having a baby. Yet, did you know men’s boners have significant life moments, too? The Smoking Jacket dutifully chronicles the the six most important erections a dude will ever have, from his first boner to his first Viagra boner. Which begs the question: Do…

Susannah Breslin / September 13, 2010

What To Do When He Can’t Get It Up

It happens to the best of men: arousal but no lift … interest but no erection. When a man can’t get it up, the experience for him and his partner falls somewhere between awkward and utterly mortifying—I’ve even heard of men not calling women back because they were so ashamed of their inability to kee… / August 10, 2010

10 Names For The Opposite Of An Erection

Over on Gawker, a commenter wondered what the opposite of an erection is. And that got me wondering, hey, what is the opposite of an erection called? To clarify, we’re not talking about a flaccid penis here. This is more like: If an erection says, “I have seen something that has given me an erection,”…

Susannah Breslin / May 24, 2010

Bikram Yoga Makes Dudes Harder, Stronger, Longer

We’re a little Bikram crazy here at The Frisky. Back in November, I completed my first “30-Day Challenge,” where you do hot yoga every day for a month straight, and since then, I’ve managed to rope Amelia and at least two more girlfriends into the twisted, sweltering world. The health benefits are numerous and almost…

Erin Flaherty / January 8, 2010

Porn Mag For Women Can Now Bring On The Boners

Filament magazine, a for-women-by-women porno from England, ran into a spot of trouble recently. Quite inconveniently, their prudish printer refused to publish pictures of erections for fear of offending their other clients. How rude! Unfortch, that printer was 30 percent cheaper than other printers, so Filament’s hands were tied—and not in a good way. But…

Jessica Wakeman / September 16, 2009

The Things Men Will Do To Get Hard

Most women, at some point in their lives, have tried to get with a guy whose equipment didn’t work. And if she loved him, or even liked him enough to make another date, she probably didn’t take a sledge hammer to his ego. But that probably didn’t stop him from beating himself up and considering…

Annika Harris / July 8, 2009

Interesting Findings About Men And Sex

The National Institutes of Health funded a large survey of adults between ages 57 and 85, and the results were released on Wednesday. While some of the stuff they “discovered” was pretty predictable (getting erections and having orgasms becomes more difficult with age), there were a few rather interesting findings:

Men who have sex…

Catherine Strawn / August 15, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Successfully Quit Smoking, See Elijah Wood Covered In Spaghetti, And More

Women who attempted to quit smoking before hitting the ovulation part of their cycle were more likely to smoke again than those trying to quit at other times. [BBC]…

Catherine Strawn / April 21, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Meeting Guys In Bars, Brazil’s Fertility Rate, And Arroused Men

Nineteen percent of women in a survey of 1,034 people over 21 said they met the last guy they dated in a bar. Nearly one in four women said they’d be embarrassed to tell their families they’re dating a guy they met in a bar. “He bought me a shot of tequila” isn’t their idea…

Catherine Strawn / April 17, 2008