Posts tagged "erection"

If You Had 100 Boners Left In Your Life, What Would You Do?

Over the weekend, a 34-year-old friend of a BroBible staffer e-mailed his network with some distressing news: He was diagnosed with ideopathic fibrosis of the corpora cavernosa and was told by his doctor that he has 100 erections left in his entire life. He explains: “Basically, there’s a reservoir in your penis that fill…
By: Rebecca Vipond Brink / February 9, 2015

10 Things We Love About Chubs

As much as we appreciate the obvious benefits and abilities of a rock hard cock, there's something about a chub -- a soft, malleable, half-erect penis -- that makes it our second favorite penis form. Is it the shape?
By: The Frisky / March 12, 2014

Dude Suffers Terrifying Seven-Week Erection After Biking Accident

After a mountain biking crash, a 22-year-old Irish man found himself with an erection that lasted for seven weeks. When he slammed into his handle bars during the crash, he was left with a hard-on that just wouldn't quit. He kept the result of his "irregular bloodflow" to himself for five weeks (how he managed that…
By: Claire Hannum / January 14, 2014

Having An Erection That Lasts For 8 Months Sounds Really Awful

“I could hardly dance, with an erection poking my partner … It’s not something you want to bring out at parties and show to friends,” Daniel Metzgar, the 44-year-old New Jersey man who is suing the doctor who gave him a bad penile implant, testified. Metzgar told jurors that the inflatable prosthesis, given to him…
By: Ami Angelowicz / June 13, 2013

Watch This: World’s Worst Kitchen Gadget Squeezes Out Egg Erections

Tired of the same old fried or scrambled eggs? Wish you could enjoy your favorite breakfast food in a more phallic shape? Then you should definitely check out a new kitchen gadget called the "Rollie Eggmaster." Just crack your eggs into the tube-shaped contraption, and a couple minutes later it slowly pushes out…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 1, 2013

Why Do Men Get Morning Wood? Here’s An Explanation

Ever rolled over in the morning to snuggle your dude and got jabbed in the belly button? Thought so. That's because all men experience "noctural penile tumescence," AKA morning wood.  As the folks as ASAP Science explain above, morning wood has to do with REM sleep, a neurotransmitter called norepinephrine, and even the dude's bladder. I…
By: Jessica Wakeman / November 14, 2012

10 Weird Human Sex Facts

Sure, animal sex is weird, but humans are part of that strange kingdom. Here are 10 Weird Sex Facts that prove we’re civilized here at the top of the food chain and yet still pretty freakin' gross...
By: Simcha / February 22, 2009