Oh Joe Jonas, you’re all growed up, and fixing your burning gaze off in the distance, at some attractive lass or other … just like Enrique Iglesias? Do pop stars go to school to perfect this look? They must. Keep reading »
Yesterday on “Good Morning America,” Britney Spears announced that she would be going on tour this summer with Enrique Iglesias. A few hours later, however, Enrique’s people issued a statement saying that wasn’t the case due to “scheduling conflicts.” “Unfortunately, Enrique Iglesias and Britney Spears will not be touring together. Despite initial reports based on formal discussions of the possible run, Enrique will continue on his solo tour in support of his new album Euphoria,” his spokesperson said. “Enrique has great respect for Britney and is a longtime fan of her work. He is very sorry for the confusion this might have caused to anyone.” Hmmm, sounds like maybe her stilted dance moves scared him off.
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That crafty bastard, Enrique Iglesias, has a new single out called “Tonight (I’m F**kin’ You)” — no, seriously, that’s the f**king title — and just released a super soft core video to accompany it, thus stealing my vote for Song of the Year. [There's also a "clean" version called "Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)," but it's even less fun than the scrubbed version of Cee-Lo's "F**k You" ("Forget You").] Way to slip in from behind at the last second, Enrique. Watch the NSFW video (there’s nekkid titties and some sex noises!) after the jump… Keep reading »
“I just get excited when I go on stage. I don’t do it all the time. I’ve got to be in a good mood, and I was in a good mood. There was no tongue.”
—Enrique Iglesais explains his tendency to kiss fans who are pulled on stage during his concerts. My inner body language expert says the one to the left didn’t know what to think; her lips said yes as Enrique kissed her, but her arms crossed over her chest said no. [People] Keep reading »
Enrique Iglesias wasn’t always the Anna Kournikova-dating, Latin lovah that he is today. He used to have trouble lobbying for love before he was famous. “Are you kidding me? I couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse when I was younger … I don’t care what people say, fame is the best aphrodisiac you can have,” he said in a recent interview. All of us average Joes and Janes thank you for that bit of inspiration, Enrique. Because we will never be famous and our dry spells will sprawl out in front of us forevermore. [NY Post]
After the jump, some more celebrity men who claimed to have had trouble getting laid. Keep reading »
This is, like, one of the worst videos I’ve ever seen. So bad that it’s almost fascinating in its horribleness. According to Michael K.
, this Enrique Iglesias
“Sad Eyes” video dates back to 2000, but has supposedly never been seen. For good reason, methinks. In it, Enrique wanders around a hotel room, looking damp and touching himself in ambiguous-yet-erotic ways. Lonely, sad, and moist, he gets all obsessed with a girl on one of those chat lines who’s in those ads that are all, like, “CALL ME NOW.” He basically dry humps his TV and his computer. Later, the girl shows up in his dreams and … rides his stripper pole
. And I mean that literally. His costar is a real porn star, Cassidey. I hope they got their happy ending. [Dlisted
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Sex sells. But what about purity? A K-Swiss ad campaign features tennis star Anna Kournikova in a white sports bra and a teeny-tiny mini skirt, showing off her midriff like a high school ho. Now that they’ve got your attention with some T&A, what’s the slogan say? “Keep It Pure.” Um, what?! While we’re sure that Anna Kournikova is a lady, when there’s a billboard of her rolling around on her back on the tennis court, chastity doesn’t come to mind. And why should it? We’re not sure why K-Swiss is trying to sell sneakers with abstinence — something that even their cover girl Kournikova, who has been doing the horizontal mambo with Enrique Iglesias for years, doesn’t represent. And everyone knows, like a modern woman, it’s impossible for white sneakers to not get a little dirty. Keep reading »
Enrique Iglesias once told an interviewer that he has a tiny wang, but now, six years later, heâ€™s trying to take it back. Since making the statement, Iglesias says he can’t escape the small dick stigma. The crooner claims he has impressed many, many babes with his manhood and maintains he was just joking. This would totally explain why his long-term girlfriend, tennis champ Anna Kournikova, refuses his marriage proposals. [Dlisted]
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