Apparently, the issue for many was not a matter of style so much as the concept of carving a fictional character at a historical site. More »
I hope the staff receives therapy for their deep-seeded fear of badly drawn vegetables. More »
By this point, the Republican debates and general campaigning involving Donald Trump, Marko Rubio and Ted Cruz, have not only made you want to piss your pants from shock and horror, but you are also probably experiencing chronic diarrhea! But I digress…now you can actually piss your way to freedom from mental torment by peeing… More »
In what could be a dark alternate ending to Runaway Bride, the small English village of Newton Poppleford, Devon was recently forced to close its one public restroom after there were multiple reports of a man in a wedding dress propositioning people for sex.
Many of the people who encountered the bathroom bride… More »
Even though Princess Charlotte has yet to reach her first birthday, she already has a new lipstick shade named after her. Jealous!
Designer Marc Jacobs has announced that his latest cosmetics line will include a shade of pink lipstick named after the royal tot.
Unfortunately for Americans, the Le Marc lip… More »
The bucolic village of Briscombe, England is under attack. Elderly residents of the Hope Mill Park area are living in fear, persecuted by a pair of elegant yet deadly swans who have finally decided to take back the land that was rightfully theirs. After years of peaceful coexistence, the swans have taken up the good… More »
Olly the English supermarket cat that took the internet by storm in November, has returned to his rightful kingdom atop the shelves of a Sainsbury’s in Brockley, south London, England.
Olly’s spirit is inside of… More »
Royal baby Princess Charlotte is 6 months old today, and what better way to celebrate than revealing new photos of her, taken by the Duchess of Cambridge herself!
Kate snapped and released two new photos of Charlotte and here they are for you:
How beautiful! Her chair and stuffed… More »
UK woman Karlee Daubeney was trapped inside of freezer at a Subway restaurant in Gloucester, England for eight freaking hours starting at 11:15 p.m., where she wasn’t rescued until 7:30 a.m. the next morning.
Throughout the night, she decided to write “HELP” in big letters with ketchup on pieces of cardboard, where she… More »
Just when I think I’ve had enough of the internet for good, something like this comes along and completely restores my faith in the wonderful stupidity that our virtual world has to offer.
53 year old Paul Storey was feeding majestic ghost carp in a pond at Burnby Hall Gardens near Pocklington, East… More »
An English historian, Dr Paul Booth, claims to have found the earliest use of the f-word, as we use it today (like, “fuck off”) in some court papers from 1310.
The prof said he found references to a man called “Roger F***ebythenavele” who was being… More »
Queen Elizabeth II has become the longest-reigning British monarch in history today, surpassing the long reign of her great-great-grandmother, Victoria, at 5:30 this afternoon (London time, obviously). At 89 years old, Elizabeth has been the Queen since 1952 – a full 63 years and seven months.
She said she won’t be celebrating – she’d like it… More »
The kind of forgotten Hilton sister, Nicky Hilton, just got married Saturday to baking magnate James Rothschild, at Kensington Palace in England.
She chose the Roman fashion house, Valentino for her custom made gown, with a full view here:
Her sister Paris was gorgeous in baby blue:
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Kent, England is cooler than all of us. Some folks in the small town of Maidstone in Kent decided to celebrate the summer solstice by exhibiting the beautiful machines that keep things cool for us.
The sculptures were erected outside of the town’s second hand shop called The Clutter Box.
This… More »
Break open the champagne for all you royal obsessed fans, Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, has given birth to a baby girl! All hail the mini queen.
Middleton gave birth just two hours after entering the hospital early Saturday morning proving that life and labor is a breeze for a princess. The… More »
Novel idea: if, for any reason or due to any twist of fate, one stumbles across a container labeled “Pandora’s box,” refrain from opening it. We all know what happened last time, right? There shouldn’t have to be a next time for something that, as legend goes, is responsible for giving us all of the… More »
Have I got the perfect heartwarming Veteran’s Day story for you! When British World War II vet Harold Jellicoe “Coe” Percival passed away last month at the age of 99, the local newspaper ran an obituary that sadly revealed Percival had no living relatives to attend his funeral. The obit also included a line asking “any service… More »
Pirates, pirates, pirates. We need to have a little chat. Don’t make shitty quality copies unless you want your customers to go crying to the police about not getting what they paid for, undermining your whole business. Which is exactly what a few porn fans did in Hull, England. Fred Thompson (not that one) and… More »
Okay, now I’m really not sure if alcohol is good for me or bad for me. According to Daily Mail, The North Hampshire Hospital in Basingstoke, England, has applied for an alcohol license serve wine and beer to patients in a private wing. A nurse will literally bring you a beer as you lay sickly in… More »