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Carving Of Sleeping Merlin Receives Accusations Of “Disneyfication”

Apparently, the issue for many was not a matter of style so much as the concept of carving a fictional character at a historical site.

Bronwyn Isaac | March 18, 2016 - 5:30 pm

Paranoid Nursery Accuses Child Of ‘Terrorist Radicalization’ After Drawing Of Cucumber

I hope the staff receives therapy for their deep-seeded fear of badly drawn vegetables.

Bronwyn Isaac | March 11, 2016 - 3:00 pm

Piss Off The Republican Candidates – Literally – With This ‘Piss Poll’

By this point, the Republican debates and general campaigning involving Donald Trump, Marko Rubio and Ted Cruz, have not only made you want to piss your pants from shock and…

Katrin Higher | March 5, 2016 - 11:00 am

Town’s Public Restroom Closes After Man In Wedding Dress Propositions People For Sex

In what could be a dark alternate ending to Runaway Bride, the small English village of Newton Poppleford, Devon was recently forced to close its one public restroom after there…

Bronwyn Isaac | March 1, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Princess Charlotte Has A Lipstick Color Named After Her In The New Marc Jacobs Cosmetics Line

Even though Princess Charlotte has yet to reach her first birthday, she already has a new lipstick shade named after her. Jealous!

Designer Marc Jacobs has announced that…

Katrin Higher | February 7, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Elderly Residents Of Bucolic British Town Gun Down Terroristic Swans With Supersoakers

The bucolic village of Briscombe, England is under attack. Elderly residents of the Hope Mill Park area are living in fear, persecuted by a pair of elegant yet deadly swans…

Megan Reynolds | February 2, 2016 - 3:30 pm

Grocery Store Cat Returns To His Rightful Kingdom, Is All Of Us

Olly the English supermarket cat that took the internet by storm in November, has returned to his rightful kingdom atop the shelves of a Sainsbury’s in Brockley, south London, England.

Katrin Higher | January 10, 2016 - 12:30 pm

William And Kate Release First Photos Of Princess Charlotte Since July

Royal baby Princess Charlotte is 6 months old today, and what better way to celebrate than revealing new photos of her, taken by the Duchess of Cambridge herself!

Katrin Higher | November 29, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Woman Gets Trapped In Subway Restaurant Freezer, Uses Ketchup To Ask For Help

UK woman Karlee Daubeney was trapped inside of freezer at a Subway restaurant in Gloucester, England for eight freaking hours starting at 11:15 p.m., where she wasn’t rescued until 7:30…

Katrin Higher | October 31, 2015 - 4:00 pm

Man Finds Fish That Looks Just Like Elton John

Just when I think I’ve had enough of the internet for good, something like this comes along and completely restores my faith in the wonderful stupidity that our virtual world…

Katrin Higher | September 19, 2015 - 10:40 am

Earliest Use Of The F-Word Discovered

NICE ONE.

An English historian, Dr Paul Booth, claims to have found the earliest use of the f-word, as we use it today (like, “fuck off”) in some…

Katrin Higher | September 13, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Queen Elizabeth II Is Now Britain’s Longest-Serving Monarch

Queen Elizabeth II has become the longest-reigning British monarch in history today, surpassing the long reign of her great-great-grandmother, Victoria, at 5:30 this afternoon (London time, obviously). At 89 years

Rebecca Vipond Brink | September 9, 2015 - 12:30 pm

Nicky Hilton Marries James Rothschild In Custom Made Valentino

The kind of forgotten Hilton sister, Nicky Hilton, just got married Saturday to baking magnate James Rothschild, at Kensington Palace in England.

She chose the Roman fashion house,…

Katrin Higher | July 12, 2015 - 11:00 am

Town In England Celebrates Summer Solstice With A Stonehenge Made Out Of Refrigerators

Kent, England is cooler than all of us. Some folks in the small town of Maidstone in Kent decided to celebrate the summer solstice by exhibiting the beautiful machines that…

Katrin Higher | June 21, 2015 - 1:30 pm

Royal Baby Alert: Kate Middleton Gives Birth To A Girl!

Break open the champagne for all you royal obsessed fans, Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, has given birth to a baby girl! All hail the mini queen.

Katrin Higher | May 2, 2015 - 9:31 am

UK Man Drops Dead After Opening “Pandora’s Box”

Novel idea: if, for any reason or due to any twist of fate, one stumbles across a container labeled “Pandora’s box,” refrain from opening it. We all know what happened…

Rachel Krause | November 12, 2013 - 2:30 pm

Hundreds Of Strangers Attend Lonely Vet’s Funeral After Obituary Goes Viral

Have I got the perfect heartwarming Veteran’s Day story for you! When British World War II vet Harold Jellicoe “Coe” Percival passed away last month at the age of 99, the…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | November 11, 2013 - 3:00 pm

Customers Tattle On Pirated Porn Over Poor Quality

Pirates, pirates, pirates. We need to have a little chat. Don’t make shitty quality copies unless you want your customers to go crying to the police about not getting what…

Alyson Penn | August 11, 2013 - 2:00 pm

Confused: Hospital Serving Alcohol

Okay, now I’m really not sure if alcohol is good for me or bad for me. According to Daily Mail, The North Hampshire Hospital in Basingstoke, England, has applied for an…

Mary Odell | July 22, 2013 - 7:00 pm

British Prime Minister Reveals Crackdown On Internet Porn

David Cameron, British Prime Minister, has announced that every household will now be blocked from viewing online porn and other adult materials unless they specify that they would like the…

Mary Odell | July 22, 2013 - 2:30 pm
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