When a major natural disaster strikes, you start thinking about what’s important to you. As my boyfriend braved the wind and rain to go out and gather supplies for us, I had just one request — no, not water, or flash lights or batteries. I just really needed some Emmy’s Organics Dark Cacao macaroons, please.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.