We got a peek of Emma Watson pole dancing in the teaser trailer for “The Bling Ring,” Sofia Coppola’s new movie about the Los Angeles teens, lead by reality star Alexis Neiers, who broke into the homes of celebs like Paris Hilton to steal their fancy toys. We really required more in-depth visuals to truly assess Emma’s pole skills and the Internet has gifted us with a new “Bling Ring” clip today. Good to know if that whole Brown University thing doesn’t work out — or her “Harry Potter” money dries up — Emma Watson’s got a career waiting for her on the pole. [Huffington Post]
We just couldn’t leave all you guys without some Fifty Shades juicy deets for the weekend. The Internet has been abuzz with rumors of who is playing who in the film adaption for like…ever it seems, and guys, we just got a pretty good indication of at least one of the stars of the movie, and this time it seems legit.
A group of hackers that call themselves Anonymous have broken into the files of the German movie studio Constantin; they stole a large amount of information, one tidbit being a document that pretty much spelled out Emma Watson as taking the role of Ana. Read more…
Someone up there must be looking out for me, because there are so many amazing movies about teenagers behaving badly in my future! As if I wasn’t already psyched enough about “Spring Breakers” hitting theaters on the 22nd, the first teaser trailer for “The Bling Ring,” the Sofia Coppola-directed film based on the true tale of a band of wealthy, fame-hungry L.A. teenagers who robbed multiple celebrity residences back in 2009, came out on Friday. Naturally, it is 56 seconds of pure dark, sleazy bliss. The movie looks completely, outlandishly ridiculous, and I am so in. God, I love watching Hermione get all slutty! [YouTube]
Another day, another Hot Celebrity Brother! The internet has officially tracked down Emma Watson‘s younger sib, Alex, and outed him as a total fox. He and Emma look very much alike — they have the same narrow features and high cheekbones — and it goes without saying that they are both adorable and I would totally date either of them or both. Alex was once an extra in Harry Potter, and now he’s a model. A sexy, sexy model. I don’t know how old he is, and Emma is only 22, so I hope he’s legal. In my search to find his age on this here World Wide Web, the only information I could find is what appears to be a super, super fucking bizarre religious fan fiction posed as truth. It’s so awesome, and also completely fucked up because of all the child sexual abuse. Have I mentioned that I love the internet? Also, I hate it. For your entertainment, I’ve attached a gallery full of extraordinarily handsome photos of Alex alongside quotes from this outstanding piece. You’re welcome. I know I’m a national treasure, you don’t have to tell me. Onward! (Also I took all of these photos from the source, so thanks guys!) [BuzzFeed]