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Rod Blagojevich Does A Mean Elvis


In a few days, disgraced Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich will head to court to work out his plea deal. But first, he has important things to take care of. Over the weekend, he made an appearance at a Chicago block party to sing a little Elvis ditty called “Treat Me Nice” along with his “fellow unemployed friend,” Fabio of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter fame. Rod, love the popped collar, but your hip swivel needs some work. Keep reading »

Quick Pic: Viva Jon Gosselin?

Jon’s got the blues, whether or not the kind that comes with rhythm. While visiting with his accountants, he looked so lonely, baby, he could die, or afford to check into the Heartbreak Hotel. But with those sideburns, a pompadour, and that snarl, he’s definitely trying to rock the rockabilly style of The King. [Reading, PA, 6/16/09]

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Best Bad Boys Of Every Decade*

1950s James Dean as “Jim Stark” in Rebel Without A Cause
In this classic flick about a troubled teenager with a drinking problem, James Dean makes everything look sexy from low self esteem to his red windbreaker. Too cool for school, his character, Jim Stark, fights with his teachers, bullies, his dad, his girlfriend, and even the police. We’d kill for 7 minutes in heaven with this blue-eyed star that still makes us swoon.
Honorable Mentions: Elvis in “Jailhouse Rock”, Marlon Brando in “The Wild One”
*Well, since the 1950′s. Keep reading »

Personalize Your Smile

There are a long list of inventions we wish we thought up: Post-Its…the completely backless bra…the Sharpee. One we’re glad we were smart enough not to think up is the tooth tattoo — yeah. K Art Dental Studio is reaching out to dentists around the world with their super special patented technology which can tattoo anyone’s tooth — with anything they want! — using “dental staining colors at 1775 degree Fahrenheit.” What does that even mean? Also, if need be — like if you have a job interview, or a wedding — the tattoo can be removed in two minutes. Honestly, many women state that a guy’s smile is one of the first things they check out when assessing his attractiveness, so I don’t know why anyone would choose to get a four leaf clover or Elvis stamped on their front tooth. [Tooth Tattoo via Tango] Keep reading »

Billboard Charts The Apocalyspe

Mariah Carey’s latest single, “Touch My Body,” has given her a whopping total of 18 number one hits. This has enabled the songstress to even surpass Elvis. Mimi, who is wearing nothing but rags on the cover of her album E=MC2, is now number two on the list of artists with the most number one hits — second only to the Beatles. The friggin’ Beatles, people! And she’s still making music, so there’s a chance she’ll even beat the Beatles record of 20 number one hits. Two more strikes and the boys are out! While the British Invasion was the soundtrack of the sexual revolution, this diva revelation has to be a sign of the apocalypse — didn’t Nostradamus write about a high-pitched bitch causing the ozone to explode or something? All I’m saying is my Internet mysteriously went out while I was trying to post this, so you know she’s pulling some serious connections. Maybe I should just be happy it’s not Celine Dion vying for the top spot. But honestly, Mariah must be stopped. Hasn’t Sir Paul had enough heartbreak in 2008? [Pop Sugar] Keep reading »

John Mayer Presley

John Mayer is sexy, good with his hands, and looking more and more like Elvis everyday. And Perez Hilton has got the photo to prove it! The manly Mayer recently rocked the boat by holding a concert on a cruise ship. Shirtless in the sunshine, John wooed fans and friends wearing some jumpsuit-era shades, showing off his guns and his tattoos. Now John, show us your best hip shake. Viva Las Mayer! [Perez Hilton] Keep reading »

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