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New Zealand Man Jailed For Watching Too Much Elf Porn

New Zealand man Ronald Clark was sentenced to three months in jail for possession of pornography featuring cartoon fantasy creatures having sex. Clark, who was previously convicted of assaulting a…

Ami Angelowicz | April 23, 2013 - 9:20 am

The 12 Days Of Catsmas: Day 10

On the 10th day of Catsmas, my true love gave to me …

Julie Gerstein | December 18, 2012 - 8:30 am

This Guy Just Wants To Hang Out With Elves, OK?

Last time we checked, you could still love whoever or whatever you want. And so what if you happen to love magical elves, and believe that you’ve discovered a…

Julie Gerstein | August 20, 2010 - 4:20 pm

If Elf Sex Is Real, We Should All Move To Iceland ASAP

I remember the first and only time I visited Iceland. I was there for a brief layover on the way to Amsterdam. I’m not exaggerating when I tell…

Ami Angelowicz | February 18, 2010 - 3:40 pm

Santa’s Helpers Get Married

The Santa Claus World Congress in Copenhagen, Denmark, brings together Santas from around the world, and this year, the event got off to a cute start with a wedding between…

Catherine Strawn | July 22, 2009 - 4:10 pm