Posts tagged "elves"

New Zealand Man Jailed For Watching Too Much Elf Porn

New Zealand man Ronald Clark was sentenced to three months in jail for possession of pornography featuring cartoon fantasy creatures having sex. Clark, who was previously convicted of assaulting a teenage boy, claimed that the salacious materials were of “pixies and trolls” that “you knew at a glance weren’t human.” However, the cartoon characters i…

Ami Angelowicz / April 23, 2013

The 12 Days Of Catsmas: Day 10

On the 10th day of Catsmas, my true love gave to me …

Julie Gerstein / December 18, 2012

This Guy Just Wants To Hang Out With Elves, OK?

Last time we checked, you could still love whoever or whatever you want. And so what if you happen to love magical elves, and believe that you’ve discovered a secret lake where they all live? Who are we to judge?

In this video, elf lover Christopher Valentine discusses elves’ physical characteristics (they’re 3-feet…

Julie Gerstein / August 20, 2010

If Elf Sex Is Real, We Should All Move To Iceland ASAP

I remember the first and only time I visited Iceland. I was there for a brief layover on the way to Amsterdam. I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that it looked as if I were landing on the moon. Not only that … but the airport looked like a strange space statio…

Ami Angelowicz / February 18, 2010

Santa’s Helpers Get Married

The Santa Claus World Congress in Copenhagen, Denmark, brings together Santas from around the world, and this year, the event got off to a cute start with a wedding between Rune Hamrath Hansen (who has elf ears!) and Sine Andersen. The two married in a Christmas-themed wedding. Andersen wore a red dress and veil and…

Catherine Strawn / July 22, 2009