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Emily Blunts Talks About Her Enormous Milk-Filled Tits On “Ellen”

Emily Blunt On Ellen
"I could have been the wet nurse in medieval times."

There’s a lot to love about Emily Blunt, not the least of which is that I don’t think she would mind me referring to her breasts as “enormous milk-filled tits” in the title of this post. She’s a saucy Brit after all. Emily stopped by “Ellen” and showed off a first pic of her and husband John Krasinski’s daughter, Hazel. She also went into hilarious detail describing the size of her newly lactating breasts, which, she claims, are under the impression she has 12 babies — or a medieval village — to feed.

The Olsen Twins Are Real Grown-Ups Now And It’s Kind Of Freaking Me Out

The Olsen Twins Are Real Grown-Ups Now And It's Kind Of Freaking Me Out
But Still Finishing Each Other's Sentences!

Even though the Olsen twins — i.e. Mary-Kate and Ashley, for those of you who recognize they are two separate humans — are only seven or so years younger than me, I will forever think of them as adorable Michelle Tanner on “Full House,” forever slightly shocked to see them all grown up. Here they are, appearing on “Ellen” and promoting their two new fragrances, looking and talking like poised, cool, smart, stylish adults. Mary Kate is engaged. To a FRENCHMAN. It’s like the Olsen twins are suddenly not only NOT children, but adults who are more responsible and mature and together than I am. WTF?

Well Played: Ellen and Portia At The “Arrested Development” Premiere

"Arrested Development" Returns
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SS: Cameron & Portia
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Kristin Wiig Joins AD Cast
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Portia and Ellen's wedding!
Check out pics from the couple's gorgeous wedding. Read More »

Hot damn, Ellen and Portia are a beautiful couple, aren’t they? My favorite thing about them is that every time they’re together, they both just light up–they wear their adoration for each other on their sleeve and I really admire that. OK, enough fangirl-ing about their relationship, let’s talk about their outfits! For the “Arrested Development” premiere red carpet (side note: OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING), Ellen chose a sleek gray suit while Portia vamped it up in a tight black dress and a funky pompadour. They both look stylish, happy, and confident, which is the very essence of “Well Played.” [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Gwyneth Paltrow Does Half-Way Decent Impressions Of Jay-Z, Beyonce, Macklemore, Kanye & Husband Chris Martin

Not Too Shabby, Goopy!
Ugh, Gwyneth Raps
So much second-hand embarrassment here. Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow generally leaves a bad taste in my mouth — a taste eerily reminiscent of wilted kale — but I am capable of appreciating aspects of her personality that are actually kind of endearing. Like the solid effort she put into the embarrassing task of imitating famous rappers like Jay-Z, Kanye West and Macklemore, on “Ellen” yesterday. Her Beyonce isn’t bad either. But that Chris Martin impression needs work.

Watch Diane Keaton’s Giggly, Wine-Fueled “Ellen” Interview

Rebel On Ellen
These two make us wanna shoop! Read More »
Red Wine Fudgesicles
Yep, you read that right: wine and chocolate on a stick. Read More »
"You have that thing called...the orgasm."

I’ve always been a huge Diane Keaton fan, and her recent appearance on “Ellen,” during which she gulped down wine and giggled her way through topics as diverse as tantric sex (“For nine hours! That’s ridiculous!”), punching Robert De Niro in the face (“That was fun!”) and why she never got married (“What happened was … nobody ever asked me.”). The interview is a little confusing, but it’s also totally endearing. And for the record, Diane, I would marry you in a hot minute. [Huffington Post]

Amy Poehler Talks About Raising Boys

Abel Arnett Rules
Amy and Will's ginger-haired son is our favorite Hollywood baby. Read More »
Amy & Will Grief
The five stages of grief over Amy Poehler and Will Arnett's breakup. Read More »
All About Archie & Abel!

Amy Poehler is really not doing much to discourage my desire to kidnap her children and raise them as my own. Archie and, squeeeee, Abel (my favorite, if I’m being honest) sound do frickin’ adorable! And it sounds like Amy is an awesome mom and all signs indicate that she and, sigh, Will Arnett are handling their recent split with maturity and grace.

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