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Kanye West Went On ‘Ellen’ And Was Surprisingly Earnest (Even If Still Very, Very Kanye)

I actually applaud Kanye for getting real during a 3 p.m. time plot. Most celebs would plug their book or their tour, but Kanye will use any and every platform to get his message out there. More »


Ellen Interviews Rousey About November Loss: ‘I Was Thinking About Killing Myself’

The MMA match marked the first time Rousey experienced athletic loss in the public eye and the emotional and physical toll it took on her  affected her deeply. More »


Judge Judy Has Some Wise Life Advice For You That You Should Probably Take

Judge Judy’s like your kooky Aunt Eileen, but an awful lot better. More »


Watching Ronda Rousey Beat This Dude Up On “Ellen” Is Deeply Satisfying

Here’s some light carpe diem inspo for you. More »


Michelle Obama Dances To Uptown Funk On “Ellen,” Kills It, Duh

Who doesn’t love “Uptown Funk”? More »


Will Justin Bieber Leave His Douchebag Days Behind?

Justin Bieber made an appearance on “Ellen” yesterday and later that night, he posted a video to Facebook apologizing for his behavior for the past year and a half, and thanking his fans for their support: “I’m not who I was pretending to be. Why I say I was ‘pretending’ is often we pretend… More »


Kanye West’s Video For “Only One” Features North West, Makes Me Cry

The Kardashian-Wests continue their reign as the best super-famous celebrity family.  Kanye West went on “Ellen” yesterday and premiered the video for his newest song “Only One.” It’s a sweet, short ballad featuring Paul McCartney on keyboard and the return of auto-tune Kanye, and the clip was shot by Spike Jonze. I don’t care if… More »


Golden Songstress Mariah Carey Is Coming To Las Vegas

Our Lady Of The Whistle Register, Mariah Carey, is packing up her furs, her gloves, Nick Cannon’s undershirts and #dembabies  and setting up shop at The Colosseum in Las Vegas, according to ABC News.  She announced the news on today on “The Ellen Show.” Here’s what we know so far: It will be called “Mariah Carey #1s” More »


“50 Shades Of Grey” Starring Ellen Is A Dream Come True

Ellen made her very own trailer for “50 Shades Of Grey” starring none other than herself in the place of Dakota Johnson, and it is absolute perfection. Ellen regales Jamie Dornan (and the rest of us) with her special brand of dirty talk and smoldering eye contact. Now this is a movie I could get… More »


Alex From Target Is Actually Really Funny

I can’t tell if he intends to be funny, but Alex from Target is hilarious nonetheless. He became famous a few days ago when an aesthetically pleasing photo of him bagging groceries at Target was tweeted and then exploded all over the interwebs. The 16-year-old made an appearance on “Ellen” yesterday where he set the… More »


Emily Blunts Talks About Her Enormous Milk-Filled Tits On “Ellen”

There’s a lot to love about Emily Blunt, not the least of which is that I don’t think she would mind me referring to her breasts as “enormous milk-filled tits” in the title of this post. She’s a saucy Brit after all. Emily stopped by “Ellen” and showed off a first pic of her and… More »


The Olsen Twins Are Real Grown-Ups Now And It’s Kind Of Freaking Me Out

Even though the Olsen twins — i.e. Mary-Kate and Ashley, for those of you who recognize they are two separate humans — are only seven or so years younger than me, I will forever think of them as adorable Michelle Tanner on “Full House,” forever slightly shocked to see them all grown up. Here they… More »


Watch Bradley Cooper Explain Why He Went Commando At The White House

Actor life is rough, especially when you’re suddenly expected to gain 15 pounds for a starring movie role around the same time you’ll be meeting the president. You know, typical stuff. Watch Bradley Cooper tell Ellen the story of his awkward encounter at the White House sans underoos. Also, please note that when referring to… More »


Watch Vanessa Hudgens Fangirl Over Meeting Meryl Streep

When Vanessa Hudgens made an appearance on “Ellen,” she ran into Meryl Streep backstage. From the sounds of it, she reacted exactly like I would have — by squealing and crying and shaking! By the time Vanessa made it in front of the camera, she was still reeling and couldn’t stop gushing about it. Apparently,… More »


Well Played: Ellen and Portia At The “Arrested Development” Premiere

Hot damn, Ellen and Portia are a beautiful couple, aren’t they? My favorite thing about them is that every time they’re together, they both just light up–they wear their adoration for each other on their sleeve and I really admire that. OK, enough fangirl-ing about their relationship, let’s talk about their outfits! For the “Arrested… More »


Gwyneth Paltrow Does Half-Way Decent Impressions Of Jay-Z, Beyonce, Macklemore, Kanye & Husband Chris Martin

Gwyneth Paltrow generally leaves a bad taste in my mouth — a taste eerily reminiscent of wilted kale — but I am capable of appreciating aspects of her personality that are actually kind of endearing. Like the solid effort she put into the embarrassing task of imitating famous rappers like Jay-Z, Kanye West and Macklemore,… More »


Watch Diane Keaton’s Giggly, Wine-Fueled “Ellen” Interview

I’ve always been a huge Diane Keaton fan, and her recent appearance on “Ellen,” during which she gulped down wine and giggled her way through topics as diverse as tantric sex (“For nine hours! That’s ridiculous!”), punching Robert De Niro in the face (“That was fun!”) and why she never got married (“What happened was… More »


“Fat TV Anchor” Jennifer Livingston On “Ellen”

If you thought Jennifer Livingston was the shit before, now you’re going to want to marry her. A video of the Wisconsin news anchor went viral last week when she responded to a random jerk’s cruel email complaining that she’s a bad influence on viewers, especially women, because she is obese. The man admitted he… More »


Rebel Wilson And Ellen Make Me Wanna “Shoop”

Rebel Wilson appeared on “The Ellen Show” on Wednesday, to promote her new music/glee clug movie extravaganza, “Pitch Perfect.” To commemorate the occasion, Rebel and Ellen partook in a little Salt ‘N Pepa. Watch their hilariously on-point version of “Shoop.” … More »


Amy Poehler Talks About Raising Boys

Amy Poehler is really not doing much to discourage my desire to kidnap her children and raise them as my own. Archie and, squeeeee, Abel (my favorite, if I’m being honest) sound do frickin’ adorable! And it sounds like Amy is an awesome mom and all signs indicate that she and, sigh, Will Arnett are… More »


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