I cannot say for certain how many laptops I have owned, I just know that it has been many. From my first clunky Toshiba to the 15″ MacBook Pro I purchased yesterday at the multilingual shitshow that is the Grand Central Apple Store (spotted: several separate incidents of international tourists FaceTiming on their own iPads… READ MORE »


So, you’ve taken the plunge and gotten yourself an iPad. Congratulations! Now it’s time to buy a cute case to protect its delicate screen and add to your fashion cred. Luckily there are a ton of great options out there. We’ve rounded up 10 of our favorites in a variety of styles, made by top… READ MORE »

Love & Sex

I visited the Apple store last night to purchase a new MacBook Pro.  My computer is lovely and bringing much joy to my life, as I knew it would. What I didn’t know was that the Apple store is an untapped Mecca for single women. How come no one told me sooner? … READ MORE »


There seems to be a direct correlation between how much a man spends on something and how big he wants the outside world to think his penis is. These big-ticket items have to be noticeably large, suped up, and impressive — something to be showed off. When men drop serious cash, it’s symbolically like they… READ MORE »