This man refuses to find out who won the election. Is there room in that bubble for us?

A peaceful existence devoid of Trump propaganda and neo-Nazi alerts would be the absolute best right now.

Kelly Kanayama | November 22, 2016 - 2:32 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks it’s “exciting” that Donald Trump won, seriously, what is her deal

Queen of $19,000 sweaters created exclusively by sloths in Japan, Gwyneth Paltrow, thinks it’s “exciting” that Donald Trump won.

Lane Moore | November 22, 2016 - 11:35 am

Megyn Kelly’s book allegedly contains a ton of terrifying details about Trump

Once it was in her hand, she drank it. And within 15 minutes, she was violently ill, vomiting so uncontrollably that it was unclear if she’d be able to go

Lane Moore | November 11, 2016 - 10:12 am

10 ways I plan to find joy in between the mind-numbing waves of nausea right now

Sisters, how y’all feel? Brothers, y’all alright?” Erykah Badu opens the cult classic “Tyrone” with these two questions to get a feel for the crowd’s energy. I pose those same questions

Bené Viera | November 10, 2016 - 2:08 pm

Women of color won big in the Senate last night, let us rejoice and be glad

Let’s choose to enjoy this. Today, women everywhere, except those who voted for Trump, needed this win. Women who voted for trump should be thrown into the fucking sun. Bye!

Bené Viera | November 9, 2016 - 2:54 pm

Your Fave Is Problematic: White suffragettes were very fucking racist

Now that the apocalypse has arrived, I want white feminists to lean in. We need to have a chat.

Bené Viera | November 9, 2016 - 12:17 pm

My fellow white people: Let’s talk about our feelings for a minute

This will be brief and inarticulate. I’ve had little sleep and the world is on fire. But it’s fine because this isn’t journalism or any kind of writing that needs

Jessica Blankenship | November 9, 2016 - 10:21 am

5 hearty eyeliners you won’t cry off while watching election coverage

Because whether it goes the way you want it to or not, there will probably still be crying.

Lane Moore | November 8, 2016 - 9:47 am

On being a black woman who isn’t voting for Hillary, and making peace with it all

I know my ancestors didn’t fight for us to choose the lesser of two evils, nor was their blood shed onto the streets for us to continue to choose leaders

Bené Viera | October 24, 2016 - 4:45 pm

You can get a Make America Gay Again hat, so obviously you should

There have been a ton of different takes on Donald Trump’s now iconic “Make America Great Again” hat, and you can now get anything from a “Make America ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Again”

Lane Moore | October 24, 2016 - 2:03 pm

Will Donald Trump drop out if he loses the debate? Here’s what we can expect

It can’t be much reassurance when many Trump supporters don’t think he’ll win.

Beca Grimm | October 19, 2016 - 9:01 pm

Now there’s a Trump merkin, for the 0 women who want him near their pussy

If you’re not familiar with merkins, they’re basically little pubic wigs that were originally worn by sex workers who had shaved to prevent crabs or to cover up signs of sexually

Lane Moore | October 17, 2016 - 1:53 pm
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