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It Turns Out, America Isn’t Nearly As Liberal On Abortion As Opponents Claim

As the rest of the world expands access, our country has allowed our elected officials to put an extremely safe medical procedure that one in three women will have in their lifetime further and further out of reach.More »


Donald Trump Talking About Hairspray Is The Best (And Worst) Thing You’ll See All Day

If you have two minutes to spare, Donald Trump talking about hairspray is guaranteed to be the best (and probably worst) thing you’ve laid your eyes on all day. I’m personally straight-up done watching these videos of Trump acting a fool — unless Samantha Bee masterfully tackles it on her show — but this is pretty… More »


5 Reasons Why Obamacare Has Actually Been Successful As Hell, So Haters Take A Seat

Contrary to persistant Republican decrying, new studies prove Obamcare has benefited poor communities of color, America’s sickest, improved standard of living, and is substantially reducing debt. More »


6 Reasons Why Melania Trump Is Too Rich To Be Relatable

It’s that time of the election year, where the pandering is non-stop. Every candidate and their squad are doing their best to appear as likable and approachable as possible. In an extensive interview with GQ, Melania Trump does what she can to come across as a likable potential first lady. Upon reading the long piece, I’ve… More »


Samantha Bee Skewers the Cruz/Kasich Alliance Because Not Even They Can Stop Donald Goddamn Trump

Another week has gone by and so another Full Frontal episode has aired. Here we have a video of Queen Bee doing what she does best- going in. As the show’s opener, Samantha Bee mocks Ted Cruz and John Kasich’s alliance. Remaining true to herself and the nature of the show, she doesn’t hold back.
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Melania Trump Attempts To Defend Her Hateful Husband

This past Monday, Melania Trump sat beside her husband and proceeded to smile and nod at everything he said throughout a lengthy interview for Fox News. The event was conducted by Sean Hannity at Milwaukee, Wisconsin’s Town Hall and is a whopping 40 minutes long. Melania says a grand total of 9 sentences.

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Sarah Silverman Is Feeling The Bern Big Time

“Hi beautiful” is Sarah Silverman’s opener for her filmed plea to not only exercise your right to vote, but to vote for Bernie Sanders specifically. Silverman posted an intimate video of herself on YouTube explaining why she’s voting for Sanders in what appears to be the confines of her own home.

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Ted Cruz Tried To Be Likeable By Participating In Us Weekly’s “25 Things”

In another installation of the best things to ever come out of  US Weekly, Ted Cruz reveals 25 “interesting” facts about himself. Just as Pinocchio claims to be a real boy, via this list, Ted Cruz is desperately trying to prove that he is a relatable, likable person. Let’s break down some of these facts and… More »


This Open Letter ‘Trumps’ All Other Open Letters

Brandon Stanton, the creator of the Humans Of New York books and all those super long Facebook posts that your friends share, wrote an open letter to Donald Trump yesterday that has since gone viral. I’m a bit over all of these “open letters” personally, but when the post appeared in my feed and I noticed that… More »


Trump Just Agreed To Go To The Next Debate Hosted By Megyn Kelly

He lost the caucus, Kelly won the battle, and who wins the war is anyone’s guess. More »


Chelsea Clinton Accidentally Calls Bernie “President Sanders”

But hey, it could be worse. At least she didn’t call him Dad.  More »


Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Joins Baltimore Mayoral Race

A civil rights activist who has gained prominence in the Black Lives Matter movement is now throwing his hat in the ring for the mayorship of Baltimore. DeRay Mckesson, 30, the 13th and last candidate in the Democratic primary, filed right before the deadline in what the Baltimore Sun labels “a surprise move.” The Baltimore… More »


Donald Trump “Hopes To Run Against” Kanye In 2020

When Rolling Stone asked Donald Trump about Kanye West’s apparent campaign for presidency in 2020, Trump said, “I hope to run against him someday.”

Well, that, as well as claiming that Kanye has said “very nice things” about Trump in the past, because the man can’t help but compliment himself every timeMore »


CNN’s Parody Of “Too Many Cooks” Is The Greatest And Worst Thing I’ve Watched Today, Or Maybe Ever

Did CNN just make art? What is happening? More »


Voting Results On Ballot Measures Shows There’s Still Hope For This Country

So Republicans now control the House and the Senate, and they defeated Democratic gubernatorial candidates in Maryland, Maine, Massachussetts, and (sigh) Illinois, and so control the majority of gubernatorial offices in the U.S. Don’t freak out too much; let’s be honest, politicians’ inability to care about their constituencies knows no political party. Ever listened to… More »


Be My Boyfriend: Czech Prez Candidate With A Full Face Tattoo

Dear Vladimir Franz,

They say that beauty is only skin deep, and it’s pretty clear that you took that literally. As the first fully-tattooed presidential candidate of the Czech Republic (and like, probably anywhere?), you’re blazing a trail for ink-stained politicians everywhere. … More »


Election Night Style Stealer: Tom Brokaw’s Rad Round Eyeglasses

Between Brian Williams making marijuana jokes, Diane Sawyer possibly being drunk(?), and Karl Rove begging Fox News to take back that whole “Obama wins” thing, the election newscasts last night were chock full of fun. Even among all the holograms and painted ice maps, I couldn’t help but notice Tom Brokaw’s awesome tortoiseshell eyeglasses. The… More »


Political Campaigning Will Tear Us Apart

I grew up in a house with a Democrat mom and a “Republican” dad. I put Republican in quotes because technically my dad wasn’t registered as anything — he did that to avoid jury duty or something — but he did like to argue with my mom and me about our progressive politics. And he… More »


Fashion Face-Off: Michelle Obama Vs. Ann Romney

You’re probably sick to death of hearing about their husbands, but Ann Romney and Michelle Obama merit some attention, too. We’re not going to talk about their politics, but we are going to examine their wardrobes. In the past four years, Michelle’s risen to prominence as a fashion star, but Ann certainly is giving her… More »


Who Wore It Better?: The First Lady Faces Off Against Ann Romney

Now that we’ve gotten that silly town hall presidential debate out of the way, let’s discuss what’s really important: clothes! In a twist of fashion fate, First Lady Michelle Obama and Ann Romney both sported vibrant pink to last night’s event in honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Egg went for a casual sheath style… More »


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