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Donald Trump Talking About Hairspray Is The Best (And Worst) Thing You’ll See All Day

If you have two minutes to spare, Donald Trump talking about hairspray is guaranteed to be the best (and probably worst) thing you’ve laid your eyes on all day. I’m personally…

Liz Magee |

5 Reasons Why Obamacare Has Actually Been Successful As Hell, So Haters Take A Seat

Contrary to persistant Republican decrying, new studies prove Obamcare has benefited poor communities of color, America’s sickest, improved standard of living, and is substantially reducing debt.

Kylie Cheung |

6 Reasons Why Melania Trump Is Too Rich To Be Relatable

It’s that time of the election year, where the pandering is non-stop. Every candidate and their squad are doing their best to appear as likable and approachable as possible. In…

Liz Magee |

Samantha Bee Skewers the Cruz/Kasich Alliance Because Not Even They Can Stop Donald Goddamn Trump

Another week has gone by and so another Full Frontal episode has aired. Here we have a video of Queen Bee doing what she does best- going in. As the show’s…

Liz Magee |

Melania Trump Attempts To Defend Her Hateful Husband

This past Monday, Melania Trump sat beside her husband and proceeded to smile and nod at everything he said throughout a lengthy interview for Fox News. The event was conducted by Sean…

Liz Magee |

Sarah Silverman Is Feeling The Bern Big Time

“Hi beautiful” is Sarah Silverman’s opener for her filmed plea to not only exercise your right to vote, but to vote for Bernie Sanders specifically. Silverman posted an intimate video…

Liz Magee |

Ted Cruz Tried To Be Likeable By Participating In Us Weekly’s “25 Things”

In another installation of the best things to ever come out of  US Weekly, Ted Cruz reveals 25 “interesting” facts about himself. Just as Pinocchio claims to be a real boy,…

Liz Magee |

This Open Letter ‘Trumps’ All Other Open Letters

Brandon Stanton, the creator of the Humans Of New York books and all those super long Facebook posts that your friends share, wrote an open letter to Donald Trump yesterday that has…

Liz Magee |

Trump Just Agreed To Go To The Next Debate Hosted By Megyn Kelly

He lost the caucus, Kelly won the battle, and who wins the war is anyone’s guess.

Lauren Vinopal |

Chelsea Clinton Accidentally Calls Bernie “President Sanders”

But hey, it could be worse. At least she didn’t call him Dad. 

Lauren Vinopal |

Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Joins Baltimore Mayoral Race

A civil rights activist who has gained prominence in the Black Lives Matter movement is now throwing his hat in the ring for the mayorship of Baltimore. DeRay Mckesson, 30,…

Newser |

Donald Trump “Hopes To Run Against” Kanye In 2020

When Rolling Stone asked Donald Trump about Kanye West’s apparent campaign for presidency in 2020, Trump said, “I hope to run against him someday.”

Well, that, as

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

Voting Results On Ballot Measures Shows There’s Still Hope For This Country

So Republicans now control the House and the Senate, and they defeated Democratic gubernatorial candidates in Maryland, Maine, Massachussetts, and (sigh) Illinois, and so control the majority of gubernatorial offices

Rebecca Vipond Brink |

Be My Boyfriend: Czech Prez Candidate With A Full Face Tattoo

Dear Vladimir Franz,

They say that beauty is only skin deep, and it’s pretty clear that you took that literally. As the first fully-tattooed presidential candidate of the…

Julie Gerstein |

Election Night Style Stealer: Tom Brokaw’s Rad Round Eyeglasses

Between Brian Williams making marijuana jokes, Diane Sawyer possibly being drunk(?), and Karl Rove begging Fox News to take back that whole “Obama wins” thing, the election newscasts last night…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger |

Political Campaigning Will Tear Us Apart

I grew up in a house with a Democrat mom and a “Republican” dad. I put Republican in quotes because technically my dad wasn’t registered as anything — he did…

Julie Gerstein |

Fashion Face-Off: Michelle Obama Vs. Ann Romney

You’re probably sick to death of hearing about their husbands, but Ann Romney and Michelle Obama merit some attention, too. We’re not going to talk about their politics, but we…

Julie Gerstein |

Who Wore It Better?: The First Lady Faces Off Against Ann Romney

Now that we’ve gotten that silly town hall presidential debate out of the way, let’s discuss what’s really important: clothes! In a twist of fashion fate, First Lady Michelle Obama

Rachel Krause |

Singer From Creed No Longer Has Arms Wide Open To Obama, Looks Like “Family Guy’s” Quagmire Now

Scott Stapp is the lead singer of ’90s band Creed. Creed are a bunch of Nickleback Jrs. — they used to be, like, the most hated band in the world…

Julie Gerstein |
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