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Just In Time For V-Day: Very Mary Kate Is Breaking Up With Her Bodyguard

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"Can I party with you?"

In Elaine Carroll’s hilariously warped world, Mary Kate Olsen is obsessed with her bodyguard. In real life, she’s obsessed with former French prez Nicholas Sarkozy’s brother Olivier, which is actually tons weirder. Here, Mary Kate tells her bodyguard that she can’t fantasize about him anymore, though she’ll give it one more ecstasy-tinged try. [College Humor]

Mary-Kate Olsen Doesn’t Know How To Move Her Face

Mary-Kate Olsen is quite a little blond enigma–and we’re not the only ones who think so. Comedienne Elaine Carroll agrees. She’s made a spot-on series of videos called “Very Mary-Kate,” which highlights the weird, wacky, and sometimes face-numbing world of one half of the Olsen twins. [Funny or Die] Keep reading »

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