Posts tagged "eharmony"

eHarmony Admits They Suck, Offers Personal Matchmaking Service For $5K Instead

Hold on to your knickers, eHarmony subscribers. You’re gonna looooove this.

In a new attempt to help people find romance, the popular dating site will soon launch eH+,…

Katie Oldenburg | November 6, 2013 - 3:30 pm

5 Surprising Ways Your Job Influences Who You’re Attracted To

Last year, we did a “Best And Worst Careers For Love” survey which highlighted, among other things, that the five worst careers when it comes to finding love are: journalism… | September 4, 2012 - 5:10 pm

How Not To Make An Online Dating Video

In what has to be a comedic interpretation of a “bad” video dating profile, single gal Debbie executes the worst eHarmony profile of all time. There’s a lot…

Ami Angelowicz | June 10, 2011 - 4:40 pm

Girl Talk: I Saw My Ex In An eHarmony Ad

I was sitting on my couch last night, watching a crappy movie on Comedy Central, when a familiar voice came on the TV. I looked up and felt queasy. It’s…

Amelia McDonell-Parry | September 20, 2010 - 4:30 pm

Finally! eHarmony Makes Online Dating “Welcoming” For Gays After Lawsuit

Good news! The online dating website eHarmony will finally become more inclusive to gays and lesbians. After duking it out over a class-action lawsuit in California for two and a…

Jessica Wakeman | January 27, 2010 - 4:20 pm

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Ad, Plus Paris Hilton & James Franco Also Self-Satirize.

If the best kind of friends are the ones who know how to laugh at themselves, Lindsay Lohan is totes my new BFF. Sure, the girl might be nutso, especially…

Deborah Stein | April 15, 2009 - 7:30 pm

eHarmony Will Cater To Same-Sex Singles

Remember those commercials in which same-sex singles lamented about being dumped by eHarmony because they were gay? Well, the online matchmaker said Wednesday it will launch a website…

Annika Harris | November 20, 2008 - 4:00 pm

Quickies!: Madonna Would Like A Haircut

Madonna wants to cut her hair, but supposedly Guy Ritchie won’t let her. Doesn’t he realize she needs to express herself? [AHN]
Why do all the girls on “Entourage” look…

Catherine Strawn | October 6, 2008 - 7:30 pm

Forget His Kiss, It’s In His DNA

Finding that special someone can seem like an impossible search for a single gal, but the Swiss experts at Gene Partner have gotten the hunt down to a science. While…

Simcha | September 9, 2008 - 7:00 pm

eHarmony: The Video Game

Just looking at those lovey-dovey eHarmony commercials, where couples joke about their “connection”, would make any single gal feel like her love life is dialup while her relationship…

Simcha | February 19, 2008 - 7:30 pm

Finding Out True Love Is Blind

Love is one of those things that has a million different precious expressions about it: Absence make the heart grow fonder. All you need is love. When it…

Simcha | February 14, 2008 - 6:30 pm

The Daily Squeeze: Naked Flights, Cougars Find Love, And Online Dating Science

A German travel agency is offering a flight for nudists. For about $735, passengers can fly from Erfurt, Germany to Baltic Sea resort Usedom in the nude. They’ll have to…

Catherine Strawn | January 30, 2008 - 1:30 pm