Posts tagged "edward scissorhands"

Edward Scissorhands Defender Expertly Trolls Live HLN Segment On Edward Snowden

If you’re a news producer looking for a guest to discuss a serious topic like Edward Snowden joining Twitter, and for some reason you book a guy with the username @fart, well, you have no one but yourself to blame when things don’t quite go the way you planned. As planned, Jon “@fart” Hendren Skyped in for the HLN show “The Daily…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 30, 2015

Happy Tuesday, Here’s A Baby Sloth!

Hi! Happy Tuesday morning! Here’s an adorable baby sloth. I hope this makes your Tuesday better. This baby sloth is named Edward, after Edward Scissorhands (he’s after my heart, here), and he lives at the London Zoological Society. He has adorable little claws, and he uses them to hang from a plush faux-mommy sloth, because…

Rebecca Vipond Brink / August 4, 2015

Be My Boyfriend: Real-Life Edward Scissorhands

Dear Valentino LoSauro,
I’ve been waiting for Edward Scissorhands to give me a haircut since 1990. I know you don’t look like Johnny Depp, and I don’t look that much like Winona Ryder, but I’d like you to give me a haircut with your Clawz. (I like to put “Z”s on the endz of my…

Ami Angelowicz / December 7, 2012