Posts tagged "edward cullen"

Woman Marries A Cardboard Cutout Of Edward Cullen, Because Why Not

Lauren Adkins, a 25-year-old student and artist from Las Vegas, loved her cardboard cutout of Robert Pattinson so much that she decided to marry it. Adkins was obsessed with “Twilight” when she came across the cutout of Robert/Edward Cullen at a record store. She told the Mirror, “I grabbed his rigid torso and stuffed him under…

By: Claire Hannum / September 12, 2014

“Twilight” Is Heartily Improved By Bad Lip-Reading

Sorry, Twihards, but “Twilight” is really terrible. Which is why I love this “Bad Lip-Reading” version of the movie so much. I mean, it can’t really get more ridiculous than it already is, can it? [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 5, 2012

Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis

“The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. … The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn’t sparkle in the sunlight, the whole idea was dead. … We did have people write in and tell us that Edward was bigger than that.”…

By: Susannah Breslin / July 6, 2010

Are Chick Flicks Misogynist?

According to our buddies over at Cracked, some chick flicks secretly hate women. Who’d’ve thunk it? After reading the list, we’d have to agree. Some movies for ladies really do appear to think less of women than you’d think. Take, for example, “Twilight.” Edward is a killer, and Bella … doesn’t really care? When Edward…

By: Susannah Breslin / November 20, 2009

Move In With The Cullen Family

New Moon,” the second movie in the Twilight Saga, hits theaters this Friday, and it seems the owner of what is used as the Cullen’s home in the film has decided to cash in on the franchise’s popularity by putting his home on the market this week. The five-bedroom West Vancouver house features an outdoor…

By: Catherine Strawn / November 19, 2009

Twilight’s Edward Cullen Ruins Guys’ Chances With Girls

According to one writer, Edward Cullen, the moody heartthrob of “Twilight” (in case you’ve been living under a rock for the last year or so), has ruined, just ruined the chances of young men when it comes to wooing their female counterparts. Ergo, Lydia Netzer lists “Ten Ways ‘Twilight’ Has Ruined a Generation of High

By: Susannah Breslin / June 24, 2009

Shirtless Shrine: Robert Pattinson Poses As A Teen Model

Robert Pattinson is a total babe, even when he was one. Star magazine managed to get their grubby little hands on Pattinson’s first pictorial as a model and it proves he was a hot child in the city, runnin’ wild and and looking pretty! Although, even as a grown up stanky man beast, I still…

By: Simcha / April 4, 2009

Even Sarah Haskins Thinks Edward Cullen Is Perfect

I’ve been waiting for it, and finally, Sarah Haskins has targeted vampires, specifically the mania surrounding “Twilight.” Is Edward Cullen really the perfect boyfriend? Fans at a “Twilight” book signing try to convince her that he is. Hilarious!

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / December 12, 2008

David Archuleta Fans Put “Twilight” Fans To Shame

Amelia thought the “Twilight” fans who paid a visit to “The Today Show” were nuts. Little did she know how crazy fans can become… Taken during the finale of this year’s “American Idol,” the above video features a group of nutso tween David Archuleta fans. I don’t approve of their hysteria, but at…

By: Catherine Strawn / November 21, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: “Twilight” Is Good For Business And Inmates Find A Way To Have Sex

Forks, WA, has had an unexpected surge in tourists, or rather Edward stalkers, who have been making pilgrimages to the town. [NPR]
In other “Twilight”-related news, Hot Topic reported an 11.4 percent increase in profits for the third quarter, helped largely by sales from its license with the movie. [DNR]…

By: Catherine Strawn / November 20, 2008

Twilight’s Robert Pattinson Likes To Laugh At Himself

Now that we’ve started reading “Twilight” for tomorrow’s book club discussion, we’ve totally joined the legion of girls who have a huge crush on Edward Cullen, and by default, Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward in the upcoming movie. Pattinson has been doing a lot of interviews lately and is giggly and charming in all of…

By: Catherine Strawn / November 11, 2008

Five Things You Didn’t Know About Robert Pattinson

For starters, you might not actually know much of anything about the model-turned-actor (turned musician!) who was once a Daily Hotness. First spotted as Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter movies, the 22-year old is sure to be the next big thing thanks to the upcoming vampire movie “Twilight” (based on the series of novel…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 30, 2008