Quotable: How To Make A Vampire Penis
"The color was the biggest thing. It had to look like vampire skin. ... The other problem was the sparkle: It had to sparkle in the sunlight. If it didn't sparkle in the sunlight, the whole idea was dead. ... We did have people write in and tell us that Edward was bigger than that."…
Even Sarah Haskins Thinks Edward Cullen Is Perfect
I've been waiting for it, and finally, Sarah Haskins has targeted vampires, specifically the mania surrounding "Twilight." Is Edward Cullen really the perfect boyfriend? Fans at a "Twilight" book signing try to convince her that he is. Hilarious!