In a recent interview with CBS Atlanta, Eden Wood either OD’d on Pixie Sticks (aka pageant crack) or she was hitting the Go-Go Juice on the sly. Her Momager claims Go-Go Juice is not an issue in their house, but I’m, not so certain. The segment to promote her new Logo reality show, “Eden’s World” didn’t go quite as planned. Eden’s cringeworthy highlights include: An unintentional Liza Minnelli impression, an impromptu rap about her reality show, the phrase “Blah, blah, blah … birdy feet” apropos of nothing, repeating everything her mother said (including “Do we need to have a come to Jesus meeting?”), shooting imaginary gun at the camera. All joking aside, in my estimation, this kid is crying out for help. Check out the video after the jump! [Buzzfeed]
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What kind of evil overlords conspired to create this union — Perez Hilton and little terror Eden Wood? And how is it that Eden seems to be floating in space like that? Is that what happens when you get in Perez’s orbit?
Surprise! You thought “Toddlers & Tiaras” darling Eden Wood had retired, but in fact, she was busy filming her new reality TV show for Logo. “Eden’s World” will follow Eden, her (stage) mother, her publicist and her manager on their quest to make the former beauty queen a super star. As the random dude in the preview says, “Not everyone is Judy Garland, you know?” Oh yes, I am well aware. Eden Wood is certainly no Judy Garland in training. MaKenzie was robbed. An entire series about that little tasmanian devil? I would have watched. Alana, her mother and their endless supply of “go-go juice”? You could have counted me in! Eden Wood. Blech. [NY Mag]
It’s about 10 years too late to help Shia LaBeouf. But maybe Kiernan Shipka can still do some good in the wild and crazy world of child stars. She has certainly spent long enough in the child psychologist’s office on “Mad Men.” Most of the sessions in this Funny Or Die video are pretty cool, like the one with that chick who played Topanga on “Boy Meets World.” But does the Eden Wood cameo one freak anyone else out? It’s a little too eerie … [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »