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Blog Captures The True Terror That Is The Easter Bunny

Easter is about the fam sharing a ham, egg hunts, and apparently, according to The Chicago Tribune, scaring the crap out of your little bundle of joy. Just look at this poor kid terrified by a giant bunny, er, fur-covered human with giant teeth and big glassy eyes. On second thought, no wonder this kid is screaming, I’m right there with ya. I want my mommy! From now on, I’ll just take my bunnies chocolate or real. But at least the photos are funny. So, if you thought Santa could be sketchy, Jolly Old St. Nick has got nuthin’ on a the Easter Bunnies of doom collected on this site. [Chicago Tribune] Keep reading »

So Fabulous We Have Peeps On Our Payroll

This window display in NYC’s Grand Central makes us giggle every time we walk by — and we don’t even like eating Peeps. Keep reading »

“Exotic” Chocolate Bunnies

We don’t know how Easter became associated with chocolate bunnies and colored eggs, but after one bite of these Vosges creations we really don’t care. Wrapped in silky ribbon bows, these high quality chocolate bunnies come in three fancy flavors. Try the buttery toffee flavor for a smooth milk chocolate taste, or the Barcelona concoction that includes notes of sea salt and smoked almonds. Or how about the orchid vanilla for a creamy blend of dark chocolate and Tahitian vanilla? For only 14 bucks, this is 2.5 ounces of pure bliss.

[$14.00 Fred Flare]

Twitter Tirades: Jesus Tweets, Plus Other Celebs Take On Easter

Obviously, we’ve got an impostor here, but with lines like ‘water to wine it’s sleazy time’, we might not mind.

Ah, Easter! If Jesus were alive today, we’re pretty sure he would Twitter like Diddy because, really, it’s the best way to get the word out. Since we can follow Jesus, but not on Twitter, we’ll have to ask our favorite celebrities what they would do. Here’s how John Mayer, Martha Stewart, Ashton and more got their God on… Keep reading »

How To Hook Up On Easter

Easter marks the beginning of Spring, and there by the infamous Spring Fling season. While it may seem blasphemous, you can bag a man at church, if you’re subtle. Old peeps just love matchmaking! And what better place to meet a nice guy than in church? Here’s how you can turn Easter in to a real man-feast! Keep reading »

YouTube Love: Chocolate Bunny Procreation

So this is what all the extra chocolate bunnies do after Easter. [YouTube: Milk Chocolate, A Love Story] Keep reading »

The Hottest “Jesus”

Some people celebrate Easter by going to brunch. Others hunt for plastic eggs. And then there are those who participate in the San Francisco Easter Sunday “Hunky Jesus” competition. Above is 2007′s chosen one. Essentially, the competition, officiated by gay charity group Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, requires men to parade around in rags, and one is honored as the most attractive “Jesus.” Click through this slideshow from Sunday’s competition, and you might notice a trend: eyeliner. Did Jesus wear makeup? Keep reading »