La, la, la, la, la, I’ve got to be direct, I’ve been waiting for “Daria” on DVD ever since MTV took the “Beavis and Butt-Head”-spinoff off the air. Daria was to alt-girls what Cher Horowitz was to Valley girls. She made it okay to wear combat boots and not care about the latest fads. And her sarcasm was lethal, proving that a girl with brains and glasses can stand up for herself. We can’t wait until the summer of 2010 when Daria takes down the Heidi Montags of the world, or at least their ratings. [Street]

Who doesn’t need a little bit of romance in their life (even if they haven’t been on a date in seven months)? This collection of 14 DVDS includes “Emma,” “Jane Eyre,” “Victoria and Albert,” “Tom Jones,” and enough other A&E classics to keep your heart occupied for at least another two months. If watching Colin Firth in “Pride and Prejudice” doesn’t put you in the mood for love, we don’t know what will. [$99.95, A&E Shop]

BOOKS

• Life With My Sister Madonna by Christopher Ciccone Surprisingly enough, the thing we’re excited the most about this week is a book…okay, so it’s not War and Peace obvi, but it is about Madonna!  Written by her brother, (who is gay of course), it’s supposed to be a tell-all that shows the real way to Madonna’s heart isn’t through blood relation, but through her crotch. Duh!  Still we can’t wait to read it!

Sin is in, sweetie.  And it’s all been put together in one silver quilted boxset of Absolutely Fabulous episodes and specials written by the funniest comedy team from across the pond, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders. From flashing off the Eiffel Tower to snorting cocaine off work papers, with almost 24 hours worth of hanging out with Britcoms boozin’, trend chasin’, pill poppin’, LaCroix lovin’ cougars, Patsy and Edina, you might need to check into rehab—but your vocabulary will grow to include “sweetie darling”, “ciggy”, and “champagne fridge”. [BBC]

Confession: I’ve actually never seen Square Pegs, the short-lived series from 1982 starring Sarah Jessica Parker. The show is about Patty (SJP) and Lauren (Amy Linker), who are just two freshman high schoolers trying to fit in. Lately, with all of the press for the Sex and the City movie, I’ve been reading a lot about it, and lucky me, it just came out on DVD! [Amazon.com]

Teeth, out on DVD today, is a movie about a girl whose vagina is a little special. She’s got a little thing called “vagina dentata”, which means her coochie bites. Literally. Anyway, you might think this film would be an utter crapfest, but it’s not—at all. The star, Jess Weixler, won the Sundance Jury Prize for acting for her portrayal of Dawn, a sunny dispositioned teen who preaches abstinence—until she’s sexually assaulted and her vag comes to her defense. She spends the rest of the film playing superhero. Awesome! [Amazon.com]

Grab your beret! The Bonnie and Clyde Ultimate Collector’s Edition is available on DVD. [Amazon.com]