It’s become my understanding that “sex on the beach” is a cliché that leads to sand in bad places.  However, sex and beach are both words that bring to mind the ultimate summer fling.  Scantily clad bodies, sun, surf, outdoor bars, gleaming tans, it all makes for a lovely little fantasy.  Unfortunately, fantasies often come to an end.  Sorry kid, time to wake up from that dream.  Fall is almost here!  So how are you going to let your summer fling fade gently into the sunset?  Here are my tips:

(WO)MAN UP: I don’t like people who ignore—they have absolutely no backbone and are cowards.  Own up to what you’re doing. Make it clear that it is O-V-E-R.  This was fun, but now it’s done.  You don’t want to get stuck with a Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction: “I will not be IGNORED, Daniel!”