Posts tagged "dumb criminals"

Woman Busted With 81 Pounds Of Pot In Her Luggage At Oakland Airport

I don’t know much about drug trafficking, but it seems like a no brainer that checking three suitcases packed with a total of 80 lbs. of marijuana is a great way to get caught. Maybe 26-year-old Anastasia Murdock was stoned when she came up with her grand plan to transport the weed from Oakland, California, to…

Amelia McDonell-Parry / May 5, 2014

I Feel You, Bro: Escaped Inmate Turns Himself In Because He Was Cold

This polar vortex is making people do all kinds of things that are totally out of character. Britney Spears is sharing insightful reflections about show business. “The Bachelor” contestants are trying to turn down roses. I’ve been wearing Uggs in public. Escaped convicts are turning themselves in because they’re envious of the heat in prison.

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / January 8, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Called 911 To Complain About His Mom

Dear Vincent Valvo, AKA The Guy Who Called 911 To Complain About His Mom,
Man, moms can be so annoying, can’t they? Mine used to try to get me to go to bed at 9:30 p.m. when I was a sophomore in high school! Ridiculous, right? And your mom sounds like a real ball-buster, or…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 18, 2013

Applebee’s Customer Tries To Buy A Drink With Waitress’s Stolen ID

Imagine this: your wallet gets stolen one night while you’re out with friends, and the thief uses your identity to write hundreds of dollars worth of bad checks. You report the crime to the police but they can’t track down a suspect. A couple weeks later, you’re waiting tables at your restaurant job when a…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 8, 2013