Posts tagged "duke nukem"

Today’s Lady News: Apparently, Duke Nukem Spanks Women, Too

So, allegedly, the new, soon-to-be-released “Duke Nukem Forever” video game doesn’t just involve slapping a woman “to get her to calm down,” but spanking her, too. Now, I’m all for spanking. But I’m for consensual spanking. Honestly, “Duke Nukem Forever” gets more pervy every week. [Kotaku]
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By: Jessica Wakeman / April 20, 2011

Quickies: Chris Brown Whines About “GMA” & Rachel Zoe Had Her Baby!

Whiny whiner Chris Brown is whining that he feels “Good Morning America” “exploited” him by asking about his domestic violence assault against ex-girlfriend Rihanna, which caused him to smash a dressing room window, rip his shirt off (?), and run outside of the studio. Jeez. What’s wrong with you bitches? Can’t a guy beat…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 24, 2011

Duke Nukem Game Lets Gamers Slap Women Silly

Real men may have been pussified by man-hating, hairy-legged feminazis, so it’s a good thing they have XBox 360 games as an outlet for lady-slapping, alien-killing machismo. The much-anticipated Duke Nukem Forever game from Gearbox Software is where enlightened gender relations go to die. The “Be The One Man Army Who Always Gets The Babes”…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 23, 2011