Posts tagged "duke nukem"

Today’s Lady News: Apparently, Duke Nukem Spanks Women, Too

So, allegedly, the new, soon-to-be-released “Duke Nukem Forever” video game doesn’t just involve slapping a woman “to get her to calm down,” but spanking her, too. Now, I’m all…

Jessica Wakeman | April 20, 2011 - 6:40 pm

Quickies: Chris Brown Whines About “GMA” & Rachel Zoe Had Her Baby!

Whiny whiner Chris Brown is whining that he feels “Good Morning America” “exploited” him by asking about his domestic violence assault against ex-girlfriend Rihanna, which caused him to smash…

Jessica Wakeman | March 24, 2011 - 7:00 pm

Duke Nukem Game Lets Gamers Slap Women Silly

Real men may have been pussified by man-hating, hairy-legged feminazis, so it’s a good thing they have XBox 360 games as an outlet for lady-slapping, alien-killing machismo. The much-anticipated Duke

Jessica Wakeman | March 23, 2011 - 3:20 pm