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Evening Quickies: Jenna Jameson Hits The Pole Again

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Morning Quickies
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  • Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI after driving her car into a light pole in California this morning. The jokes — they write themselves! [Perez Hilton]
  • Greg Allman from the Allman Brothers Band, 64, is engaged to a 24-year-old named Shannon Williams. It will be Allman’s seventh marriage. Hoo boy. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz opens up about his friend Adam Yauch’s death. [Rolling Stone]
  • Jessica Simpson’s wedding date to whats-his-face is supposedly going to be 12/12/12. I guess 11/11/11 didn’t work out? [Life & Style]

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Morning Quickies: Amanda Bynes’ Dad Swears She Doesn’t Drink

Amanda Bynes DUI
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Amanda Bynes got popped for a DUI! Read More »

Evening Quickies: Amanda Bynes Busted For DUI After Hitting Cop Car

Morning Quickies
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  • Lindsay Lohan wet herself with glee this morning as Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI after hitting a cop car. TMZ reports Amanda tried to pass a West Hollywood police car, but ending up swiping it. She was released on a $5,000 bail. We’re glad no one was injured.  [TMZ]
  • Courtney Stodden is super sexy sensually hunting for Easter eggs! Don’t look at this unless you’re cool with your eyes bleeding. [ONTD
  • Ke$ha debuts a new, geometric haircut, addresses rumors she drops acid, and praises a ban on the sale of shark fins. Yes, that is the weirdest sentence on the whole Internet. [PopCrush]
  • Wait no, this is: “My Little Damon” is a thing on Reddit in which My Little Pony fans super-imposing Matt Damon’s face on pony faces. [The FW] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Ex-Miss USA Rima Fakih Arrested For DUI

Who Is Rima Fakih?
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Meet the first-ever Arab-American Miss USA. Read More »
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Beauty Queens In Cuffs
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  • Former Miss USA Rima Fakih, 26, was arrested this weekend in Highland Park, Michigan, for drunk driving. Rima Fakih tweeted on Saturday “Let’s clear things up now … I’m NOT in Michigan and I’m NOT in Jail! Wrong Fakih!” but the tweet was later removed. Her lawyer has confirmed Rima was busted for a DUI. In 2010, Rima Fakih became the first Arab-American to win the Miss USA pageant. [People]
  • Madonna will be playing the Super Bowl halftime show on February 5. [Huffington Post]
  • Christina Aguilera jokes about her boyfriend Matthew Rutler proposing “all the time in front of him,” which is making him uncomfortable. [Perez Hilton
  • Victoria Gotti and “RHONJ”‘s Teresa Giudice might be on the new season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” Keepin’ it classy, Trump! [ONTD] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Samantha Ronson Gives Good Mug Shot

  • The Frisky would never condone driving under the influence. But if you were to get arrested for a DUI, like Samantha Ronson, your mug shot should look exactly like this. [Celebuzz]
  • Amy Winehouse may have been secretly engaged to her boyfriend Reg Traviss, who allegedly gave her a diamond ring just weeks before she died. [The Sun UK]
  • Here’s a collection of the most wackadoodle quotes from the mother of 16-year-old Courtney Stodden, the wannabe pop star who married a 51-year-old dude. My favorite? “He’s so sweet, he’s teaching her how to boil an egg!” [BuzzFeed]

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Morning Quickies: Samantha Ronson Arrested For DUI

  • Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s ex, was arrested for a DUI while driving her Porsche out of Las Vegas yesterday. For shame, SamRo. [The Superficial]
  • “30 Rock” will continue with or without Alec Baldwin, said series producer Lorne Michaels. No, Alec—no! Stay on “30 Rock”! [Screen Junkies]
  • Kings of Leon is denying that their cancelled tour means the band is breaking up. Their lead singer, Caleb Followill, has “vocal issues and exhaustion.” [Telegraph UK]

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Reactions To Ryan Dunn’s Death

Yesterday was a very sad day for “Jackass” fans. Ryan Dunn, one of the stars of the show and movies, was killed in a car crash when his Porsche skidded off the road and over a guardrail just outside Philadelphia. Shortly before the accident, Dunn had Tweeted a photo of himself and two friends—one of whom also died in the wreck—at a bar. It’s unclear whether they had one or two drinks, or if alcohol consumption was the cause of the crash. (Dunn did receive a DUI in 2005 after crashing his car just a few miles away, though completed an alcohol education course designed for first-time DUI offenders.)

Since the news was released, there’s been a steady stream of celebrity posts about Ryan on Twitter. After the jump, some of them. Keep reading »

Christina Aguilera Arrested For Public Intoxication

Wuh woh. Looks like those anonymous sources may be right about Christina Aguilera being totally out of control and headed for rehab. Last night at 2:45 a.m. she and her new boy toy, Matthew Rutler, were pulled over in West Hollywood. Matthew was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. Apparently, Christina was in even worse shape. The sheriff’s deputy says that she was “extremely intoxicated” and “unable to take care of herself.” So she was taken into custody and spent the night in jail. It’s unclear whether she will be charged today. Sure seems like Matthew may be Christina’s version of Kevin Federline. Will celebrities ever learn—if you’re snookered, call a cab. Sheesh. [PopDust, Fox News] Keep reading »

Drive ‘Em To Drink: Guy In Breathalyzer Costume Busted For DUI On Halloween

Remember how I warned you about 22 costumes that wouldn’t get you laid, and one of them was this here Breathalyzer? Well, what I forgot to mention was you also shouldn’t get wasted in this get-up and then attempt to drive home. Unfortch, 19-year-old Nebraskan Matthew Nieveen didn’t see the hilarious irony of getting arrested for a DUI on Halloween dressed like this … or maybe he did. He was pulled over and thrown in the detox slammer with a French maid and naughty border patrol agent. Wait, that’s a punishment? Sounds like the makings of an awesome porno! Well, I guess young Mr. Nieveen should just be especially glad that unlike the costume Breathalyzer, the police one isn’t in someone’s crotch. [Best Week Ever]
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Alexandra Kerry, Sen. John Kerry’s Daughter, Busted For DUI

Alexandra Kerry, 36, the eldest daughter of Massachusetts Senator John Kerry, was arrested last night for allegedly driving drunk. The LAPD said Kerry was stopped on a Hollywood street at 12:40 a.m., failed a sobriety test and was charged with a DUI. [AP] Come on, Alexandra Kerry! Even the Bush twins didn’t get themselves arrested. Well, if this turns out to be true, maybe Alexandra will come around and be glad she got busted before she got behind the wheel and killed someone. Keep reading »