Tag Archives: dui

Reese Witherspoon Arrested For Disorderly Conduct During Husband Jim Toth’s DUI Arrest

Jessica WakemanApril 21, 2013 //
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Dumb Ways To Get Drunk
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Here are some of the stupidest ways people get drunk. 6 Photos »
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Chris O'Dowd Drunk
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Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth

Reese Witherspoon was arrested for disorderly conduct for arguing with a police officer on Friday in Atlanta, Georgia, during her husband’s arrest for driving under the influence, according to Variety.

Yes, seriously, Reese Witherspoon got arrested for disorderly conduct.

Jim Toth, Witherspoon’s husband and baby daddy, was pulled over after midnight on Friday morning while “weaving” into the wrong lane.  The police report, as reported by Huffington Post, is absolutely golden: Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Crocs President Who Claimed His Girlfriend Was Taylor Swift

Julie GersteinAugust 14, 2012 //
Be My BF: Taco Cop
This guy got arrested for giving a cop tacos instead of his ID. Read More »
Be My BF: Zebra Drunk
This guy took his zebra and parrot to the bar with him, natch. Read More »
Be My BF: Cat Singer
This guy sang "Kiss From A Rose" to his pet cat. Read More »
we're breaking up

Dear Darling George Boedecker,

I know you think you’re really super important as the founder of Crocs, the footwear of choice of obese Midwesterners and chef Mario Batali, but just because you managed to create a plastic shoe empire doesn’t mean you get to pretend our love wasn’t real.

According to police reports, when you were pulled over in Boulder, Colorado, for driving under the influence you told cops that it was girlfriend Taylor Swift who’d been behind the wheel. “My girlfriend is a really fucking famous singer,” you told the police, before asking one of the officers if he “knew who Taylor Swift was.” Officer Patrick Vest then asked you if you knew where Swift was, to which you replied, “she was in Nashville,” and noted that she was “batshit crazy.” Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Joe Simpson Arrested For A DUI

Jessica WakemanAugust 10, 2012 //
Jess Sells Baby Pics
Jessica Simpson photo
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Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
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Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »
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  • Uh oh: Joe Simpson, “stage dad” of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson, was arrested on August 4 for a DUI in Sherman Oaks, California. Simpson spent the night behind bars. Curious! I wonder why neither of his daughters or his wife bailed him out. [TMZ, US Weekly]
  • Star magazine claims Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to porn directors. That is too insane, even for this family. [Rumor Fix]
  • Area crazy person Amelia McDonell-Parry is interviewed in this New York Post article about Ryan Gosling. Sigh. The restraining order should be filed any moment now. [New York Post]
  • Terry Richardson took yummy shirtless photos of Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira just for you. [Socialite Life]
  • Kate Gosselin’s kids have bought her a Grow-A-Boyfriend doll. Ha! [Babble] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jenna Jameson Hits The Pole Again

Jessica WakemanMay 25, 2012 //
Why Jenna Quit Porn
Jenna Jameson explains why she quit the porn biz. Read More »
Jenna Being Abused?
Jenna Jameson has accused Tito Ortiz of domestic violence. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Stop being so cute together, Barack and Michelle. Read More »
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  • Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI after driving her car into a light pole in California this morning. The jokes — they write themselves! [Perez Hilton]
  • Greg Allman from the Allman Brothers Band, 64, is engaged to a 24-year-old named Shannon Williams. It will be Allman’s seventh marriage. Hoo boy. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz opens up about his friend Adam Yauch’s death. [Rolling Stone]
  • Jessica Simpson’s wedding date to whats-his-face is supposedly going to be 12/12/12. I guess 11/11/11 didn’t work out? [Life & Style]

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Morning Quickies: Amanda Bynes’ Dad Swears She Doesn’t Drink

Jessica WakemanApril 10, 2012 //
Amanda Bynes DUI
Amanda Bynes mug shot photo
Amanda Bynes got popped for a DUI! Read More »
Celeb Fave Drinks
What Kate Hudson and Barack Obama prefer. 10 Photos »
Daytime Drunks
Our favorite daytime drunks. 8 Photos »
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Evening Quickies: Amanda Bynes Busted For DUI After Hitting Cop Car

Jessica WakemanApril 6, 2012 //
Best Mug Shots
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The best female mug shots ever. 12 Photos »
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Our favorite female celebrity mug shots. 10 Photos »
Morning Quickies
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Kim K and Kanye are just friends, you guys. Read More »
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Christina Aguilera Mug Shot
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Amanda Bynes mug shot photo
  • Lindsay Lohan wet herself with glee this morning as Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI after hitting a cop car. TMZ reports Amanda tried to pass a West Hollywood police car, but ending up swiping it. She was released on a $5,000 bail. We’re glad no one was injured.  [TMZ]
  • Courtney Stodden is super sexy sensually hunting for Easter eggs! Don’t look at this unless you’re cool with your eyes bleeding. [ONTD] 
  • Ke$ha debuts a new, geometric haircut, addresses rumors she drops acid, and praises a ban on the sale of shark fins. Yes, that is the weirdest sentence on the whole Internet. [PopCrush]
  • Wait no, this is: “My Little Damon” is a thing on Reddit in which My Little Pony fans super-imposing Matt Damon’s face on pony faces. [The FW] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Ex-Miss USA Rima Fakih Arrested For DUI

Jessica WakemanDecember 5, 2011 //
Who Is Rima Fakih?
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Meet the first-ever Arab-American Miss USA. Read More »
"Fat" Beauty Queen
Miss San Antonio lost her crown for eating tacos. Read More »
Mirror, Mirror
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One study says men are more vain than women. Read More »
Beauty Queens In Cuffs
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  • Former Miss USA Rima Fakih, 26, was arrested this weekend in Highland Park, Michigan, for drunk driving. Rima Fakih tweeted on Saturday “Let’s clear things up now … I’m NOT in Michigan and I’m NOT in Jail! Wrong Fakih!” but the tweet was later removed. Her lawyer has confirmed Rima was busted for a DUI. In 2010, Rima Fakih became the first Arab-American to win the Miss USA pageant. [People]
  • Madonna will be playing the Super Bowl halftime show on February 5. [Huffington Post]
  • Christina Aguilera jokes about her boyfriend Matthew Rutler proposing “all the time in front of him,” which is making him uncomfortable. [Perez Hilton] 
  • Victoria Gotti and “RHONJ”‘s Teresa Giudice might be on the new season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” Keepin’ it classy, Trump! [ONTD] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Samantha Ronson Gives Good Mug Shot

Jessica WakemanAugust 2, 2011 //
  • The Frisky would never condone driving under the influence. But if you were to get arrested for a DUI, like Samantha Ronson, your mug shot should look exactly like this. [Celebuzz]
  • Amy Winehouse may have been secretly engaged to her boyfriend Reg Traviss, who allegedly gave her a diamond ring just weeks before she died. [The Sun UK]
  • Here’s a collection of the most wackadoodle quotes from the mother of 16-year-old Courtney Stodden, the wannabe pop star who married a 51-year-old dude. My favorite? “He’s so sweet, he’s teaching her how to boil an egg!” [BuzzFeed]

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Morning Quickies: Samantha Ronson Arrested For DUI

Jessica WakemanAugust 2, 2011 //
  • Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s ex, was arrested for a DUI while driving her Porsche out of Las Vegas yesterday. For shame, SamRo. [The Superficial]
  • “30 Rock” will continue with or without Alec Baldwin, said series producer Lorne Michaels. No, Alec—no! Stay on “30 Rock”! [Screen Junkies]
  • Kings of Leon is denying that their cancelled tour means the band is breaking up. Their lead singer, Caleb Followill, has “vocal issues and exhaustion.” [Telegraph UK]

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Reactions To Ryan Dunn’s Death

Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.comJune 21, 2011 //

Yesterday was a very sad day for “Jackass” fans. Ryan Dunn, one of the stars of the show and movies, was killed in a car crash when his Porsche skidded off the road and over a guardrail just outside Philadelphia. Shortly before the accident, Dunn had Tweeted a photo of himself and two friends—one of whom also died in the wreck—at a bar. It’s unclear whether they had one or two drinks, or if alcohol consumption was the cause of the crash. (Dunn did receive a DUI in 2005 after crashing his car just a few miles away, though completed an alcohol education course designed for first-time DUI offenders.)

Since the news was released, there’s been a steady stream of celebrity posts about Ryan on Twitter. After the jump, some of them. Keep reading »

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