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All The Updates On Justin Bieber’s DUI Arrest

Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI, Drag Racing

Just around the time Beliebers were getting out of nursery school for the day, Justin Bieber left a Miami jail around 2:30 this afternoon after posting bail.  Oh yes, Canada’s sweetheart got arrested this morning for a DUI and drag racing. Is anyone even the tiniest bit surprised?

The gossip blogs are buzzing with all the info about the drugs, the models, the underage drinking, and even how Justin’s dad was involved. Here’s everything we know so far about Justin’s drugs-and-drag-racing-deathwish:

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Reese Witherspoon Arrested For Disorderly Conduct During Husband Jim Toth’s DUI Arrest

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Reese Witherspoon was arrested for disorderly conduct for arguing with a police officer on Friday in Atlanta, Georgia, during her husband’s arrest for driving under the influence, according to Variety.

Yes, seriously, Reese Witherspoon got arrested for disorderly conduct.

Jim Toth, Witherspoon’s husband and baby daddy, was pulled over after midnight on Friday morning while “weaving” into the wrong lane.  The police report, as reported by Huffington Post, is absolutely golden: Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: Drunk Crocs President Who Claimed His Girlfriend Was Taylor Swift

Be My BF: Taco Cop
This guy got arrested for giving a cop tacos instead of his ID. Read More »
Be My BF: Zebra Drunk
This guy took his zebra and parrot to the bar with him, natch. Read More »
Be My BF: Cat Singer
This guy sang "Kiss From A Rose" to his pet cat. Read More »

Dear Darling George Boedecker,

I know you think you’re really super important as the founder of Crocs, the footwear of choice of obese Midwesterners and chef Mario Batali, but just because you managed to create a plastic shoe empire doesn’t mean you get to pretend our love wasn’t real.

According to police reports, when you were pulled over in Boulder, Colorado, for driving under the influence you told cops that it was girlfriend Taylor Swift who’d been behind the wheel. “My girlfriend is a really fucking famous singer,” you told the police, before asking one of the officers if he “knew who Taylor Swift was.” Officer Patrick Vest then asked you if you knew where Swift was, to which you replied, “she was in Nashville,” and noted that she was “batshit crazy.” Keep reading »

Jessica Simpson’s Dad Joe Simpson Arrested For A DUI

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Jessica Simpson Gives Birth!
Jessica welcomes a daughter, Maxwell Drew. Read More »
Jessica Mummy-To Be
Jessica Simpson is pregnant for sure. Read More »
Jessica Engaged
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Did Jessica Simpson buy her own engagement ring? Read More »
  • Uh oh: Joe Simpson, “stage dad” of Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson, was arrested on August 4 for a DUI in Sherman Oaks, California. Simpson spent the night behind bars. Curious! I wonder why neither of his daughters or his wife bailed him out. [TMZ, US Weekly]
  • Star magazine claims Kris Jenner sold Kim Kardashian’s sex tape to porn directors. That is too insane, even for this family. [Rumor Fix]
  • Area crazy person Amelia McDonell-Parry is interviewed in this New York Post article about Ryan Gosling. Sigh. The restraining order should be filed any moment now. [New York Post]
  • Terry Richardson took yummy shirtless photos of Brazilian model Marlon Teixeira just for you. [Socialite Life]
  • Kate Gosselin’s kids have bought her a Grow-A-Boyfriend doll. Ha! [Babble] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jenna Jameson Hits The Pole Again

Why Jenna Quit Porn
Jenna Jameson explains why she quit the porn biz. Read More »
Jenna Being Abused?
Jenna Jameson has accused Tito Ortiz of domestic violence. Read More »
Morning Quickies
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Stop being so cute together, Barack and Michelle. Read More »
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  • Ex-porn star Jenna Jameson was arrested for a DUI after driving her car into a light pole in California this morning. The jokes — they write themselves! [Perez Hilton]
  • Greg Allman from the Allman Brothers Band, 64, is engaged to a 24-year-old named Shannon Williams. It will be Allman’s seventh marriage. Hoo boy. [Celebrity Cafe]
  • Beastie Boy Adam Horovitz opens up about his friend Adam Yauch’s death. [Rolling Stone]
  • Jessica Simpson’s wedding date to whats-his-face is supposedly going to be 12/12/12. I guess 11/11/11 didn’t work out? [Life & Style]

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Morning Quickies: Amanda Bynes’ Dad Swears She Doesn’t Drink

Amanda Bynes DUI
Amanda Bynes mug shot photo
Amanda Bynes got popped for a DUI! Read More »
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Evening Quickies: Amanda Bynes Busted For DUI After Hitting Cop Car

Morning Quickies
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Kim K and Kanye are just friends, you guys. Read More »
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Christina Aguilera Mug Shot
Oof, that's not dirrty, that's just sad. Read More »
Amanda Bynes mug shot photo
  • Lindsay Lohan wet herself with glee this morning as Amanda Bynes was arrested for a DUI after hitting a cop car. TMZ reports Amanda tried to pass a West Hollywood police car, but ending up swiping it. She was released on a $5,000 bail. We’re glad no one was injured.  [TMZ]
  • Courtney Stodden is super sexy sensually hunting for Easter eggs! Don’t look at this unless you’re cool with your eyes bleeding. [ONTD
  • Ke$ha debuts a new, geometric haircut, addresses rumors she drops acid, and praises a ban on the sale of shark fins. Yes, that is the weirdest sentence on the whole Internet. [PopCrush]
  • Wait no, this is: “My Little Damon” is a thing on Reddit in which My Little Pony fans super-imposing Matt Damon’s face on pony faces. [The FW] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Ex-Miss USA Rima Fakih Arrested For DUI

Who Is Rima Fakih?
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Meet the first-ever Arab-American Miss USA. Read More »
"Fat" Beauty Queen
Miss San Antonio lost her crown for eating tacos. Read More »
Mirror, Mirror
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One study says men are more vain than women. Read More »
Beauty Queens In Cuffs
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Czech beauty queens in trouble after sexy handcuff photos surface. Read More »
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  • Former Miss USA Rima Fakih, 26, was arrested this weekend in Highland Park, Michigan, for drunk driving. Rima Fakih tweeted on Saturday “Let’s clear things up now … I’m NOT in Michigan and I’m NOT in Jail! Wrong Fakih!” but the tweet was later removed. Her lawyer has confirmed Rima was busted for a DUI. In 2010, Rima Fakih became the first Arab-American to win the Miss USA pageant. [People]
  • Madonna will be playing the Super Bowl halftime show on February 5. [Huffington Post]
  • Christina Aguilera jokes about her boyfriend Matthew Rutler proposing “all the time in front of him,” which is making him uncomfortable. [Perez Hilton
  • Victoria Gotti and “RHONJ”‘s Teresa Giudice might be on the new season of “Celebrity Apprentice.” Keepin’ it classy, Trump! [ONTD] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Samantha Ronson Gives Good Mug Shot

  • The Frisky would never condone driving under the influence. But if you were to get arrested for a DUI, like Samantha Ronson, your mug shot should look exactly like this. [Celebuzz]
  • Amy Winehouse may have been secretly engaged to her boyfriend Reg Traviss, who allegedly gave her a diamond ring just weeks before she died. [The Sun UK]
  • Here’s a collection of the most wackadoodle quotes from the mother of 16-year-old Courtney Stodden, the wannabe pop star who married a 51-year-old dude. My favorite? “He’s so sweet, he’s teaching her how to boil an egg!” [BuzzFeed]

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Morning Quickies: Samantha Ronson Arrested For DUI

  • Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan’s ex, was arrested for a DUI while driving her Porsche out of Las Vegas yesterday. For shame, SamRo. [The Superficial]
  • “30 Rock” will continue with or without Alec Baldwin, said series producer Lorne Michaels. No, Alec—no! Stay on “30 Rock”! [Screen Junkies]
  • Kings of Leon is denying that their cancelled tour means the band is breaking up. Their lead singer, Caleb Followill, has “vocal issues and exhaustion.” [Telegraph UK]

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