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Finally, An App For Bad Boyfriends To Buy Their Way To Love!!

Imagine you are a very important man, working on very important man things. You know, like fixing that bike you bought in 2014, or running a startup out of  your basement or brewing craft beer created with the yeast from your pubic hair. You know, super important dude stuff. Stuff that precludes you from being… More »


Town’s Public Restroom Closes After Man In Wedding Dress Propositions People For Sex

In what could be a dark alternate ending to Runaway Bride, the small English village of Newton Poppleford, Devon was recently forced to close its one public restroom after there were multiple reports of a man in a wedding dress propositioning people for sex.

Many of the people who encountered the bathroom bride… More »


Hey, Middle-Aged Bros, That Skateboard Makes You Look Like A Douche

Skateboards are cool and hot when you’re a teenage scumbag with piercing eyes, slightly unwashed hair, strong arms and a tendency towards silence as a form of communication. Skateboards convey danger, mystery, and a recklessness that is sexy when you’re a college frehman. According to the professional trolls at the New York Post, the skateboard… More »


How To Give The Gift Of Booze!

Listen up, girlfriends: While your gift of cuddly pajamas or a vintage flask is appreciated, we know what dudes — dudes who haven’t been through AA and are not mildly functioning alcoholics — want. And that’s alcohol. Tasty, delicious, drunk-making alcohol.

So we asked a couple of Certified Dudes what kind of strong… More »