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Kate Middleton Is Pregnant, Buckingham Palace Has Confirmed!

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Hooray! Kate Middleton is pregnant! Buckingham Palace confirmed that Prince William and Duchess Catherine are expecting, after months of tongue-wagging every time she wore a baggy dress, wouldn’t eat peanuts, or sipped a glass of water. The confirmation came after Kate Middleton was admitted to a London hospital this morning for severe morning sickness. Aw, even princesses get the pukes when they’re knocked up. The palace confirmed Kate will stay in the hospital for several days. The new baby will be the first grandkid for both the royal family and the Middletons and will be third in line for the throne, regardless of his or her gender, after Prince Charles and Prince William. Congrats, Will and Kate. (Um, what do British people say in moments of celebration?) Cheers! Pip Pip! Tally ho! [The Today Show] [Image: Getty] Keep reading »

Danish Mag Publishes Bottomless Kate Middleton Nude Photos

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Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate Topless Photo Ruling
Closer Magazine ordered to hand over Kate's topless photos. Read More »
Emma Sounds Off
Emma Roberts has an opinion about Kate Middleton's topless photos. Read More »

Danish magazine Se Og Hor has published bottomless photos of Kate Middleton, toweling off and wearing a bikini top on a balcony/porch beside Prince William. I’m assuming these pics were taken at the same time as the topless photos, when she and William were vacationing in the South of France — meaning they assumed they had some motherfucking privacy.   Keep reading »

French Magazine Ordered To Hand Over Kate Middleton’s Topless Photo

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Kate Middleton is humiliated
French tabloid published topless sunbathing photos of the princess. Read More »
Kate Photoshopped?
Kate and William look totally Photoshopped in these pics. Read More »
Emma Sounds Off
Emma Roberts has an opinion about Kate Middleton's topless photos. Read More »
  • A French court ruled today that Kate Middleton’s topless photos cannot be printed again throughout France. Closer magazine, which first published the photos of Kate sunbathing topless while on vacation, must hand over its original copies of the photos to the palace within 24 hours. Both an Irish newspaper and an Italian magazine have also published the pics. [BBC]
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I’m Sorry, What? Katrina Darling Is An Embarrassment For Kate, But Prince Harry Dressed As A Nazi And We’re Cool?

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... a burlesque dancer who is posing for Playboy! Read More »
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So, by now most of us know that Kate Middleton has a (very distant) cousin named Katrina Darling who is a burlesque dancer. Ms. Darling just posed on the cover of Playboy and some of the words being used by the media to somberly describe how Ms. Middleton feels about this matter are “embarrassed,” “ashamed,” and “disheartened.”

Remember when Prince Harry dressed as a Nazi for Halloween? “Yes,” (probably some of) you say. But do you? Do we? Because it seemed like after the photos surfaced of him in a Nazi outfit, all he was given was a verbal lashing by the press for a week and Prince Charles’ version of Hank Hill’s “Dangit Bobby!” and then it pretty much disappeared. Yes, he apologized. “He made a mistake!” people say.

You know how I make a mistake? Keep reading »

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