Posts tagged "drunk"

Drunk Kittens On The Prowl

These two little guys just got back from the vet, and are still feeling a little woozy from the painkillers they received. So yes, they appear a little drunk-y, and actually remind me of what I typically look like after a long, vodka-soaked night out, complete with accidentally stepping in my own food bowl. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 9, 2011

Girl Talk: Everyone Saw Me Cry

“The important thing is that nobody saw you cry,” my mom kindly consoled me over the phone, after I told her how I had behaved like a drunk toddler at my friend’s wedding the night before.

“But mom, that’s just it, everyone saw me cry,” I tried to explain to her quietly, not…

By: Maude Standish / August 8, 2011

The Dumbest Things We’ve Done While Drunk

Earlier this week, Vinny was seen loading his bags into a car outside “Jersey Shore”‘s Seaside Heights house as he allegedly quit the show. Days later, The Situation stormed off, too, huffing and puffing to the paparazzi that he, “the bad guy,” was quitting, too. Drama, drama, drama.

So, how did a sensitive…

By: Jessica Wakeman / July 8, 2011

Girl Talk: Why Being Drunk Is A Feminist Issue

Last weekend, I stood on the subway platform, thumbing through a magazine and grumbling about how the next train wouldn’t arrive for another 11 minutes. As I waited, more and more feet descended the stairs. Two pairs caught my attention — one was manicured with bright red polish and strapped into a sky high silver…

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / June 1, 2011

NYC Cop Allegedly Raped Drunk Woman In Her Apartment After 911 Call (While His Partner Napped)

A bizarre and troubling story out of New York City this week: police officer Kenneth Moreno, 43, is standing trial for the alleged rape of an intoxicated woman whom he and his partner were called to help.

What happened next is beyond f**ked up … and a “Law & Order: SVU” episode just waiting…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 6, 2011

Drunk Kim Cattrall Suggests Gossip Reporter Quit, Get A “Respectable Job”

“[Reporter asks Kim Cattrall about a tip Page Six received that Kim had a bikini wax earlier in the day] That’s a stupid question. You’re a smart girl. How could you want to write that? … [Being a gossip reporter isn’t] a respectable job. Why don’t you work at — what’s that news agency –…

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 31, 2011

Jonathan Rhys Meyers Arrested After Alleged Drunken Airport Bar Brawl

No, Jonathan. No, no, no, no, no. You’re way too talented an actor, and far too attractive, to get taken down for crap like this. “Tudors” actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers (you know, the stone cold sex bomb who was in “Match Point”) was arrested by French police on Saturday afternoon after allegedly punching out a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 24, 2009

Drunk Now, Litigious Later

Lawsuits to roll your eyes at: they’re not just filed by Americans anymore!

A 20-year-old British college student is suing her old boarding school for $493,000, claiming the school fostered a ‘drinking culture’ that led her to get wasted and fall out a first floor window, permanently injuring herself.

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 12, 2009

Gmail To Prevent Drunk Messaging (Well, On The Weekends, At Least)

We’ve all been there, we’ve had a bit too much to drink — more than some of us would care to admit — and suddenly, calling, texting, or emailing an old flame seems like the best. Idea. Ever!! You know it never goes well and the humiliation the next morning is worse than the raging…

By: Wendy Atterberry / October 7, 2008

The Top Five Female Lushes On TV

While traditionally women have been prized for their virtue and morality, there’s a crop of bitches out there that are sketchier than their breath and we love them for it! Every day for your viewing pleasure, these ladies got drunk as skunks, popped a few pills, said what was on their mind, dress to the…

By: Simcha / October 3, 2008

Star Couplings: Ashton Kutcher Not As Brilliant As Previously Thought

Ashton Kutcher doesn’t know how to spell stepdaughter Tallulah’s name. What did we expect from the guy from “Dude, Where’s My Car?” [Perez Hilton]…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 19, 2008

The Daily Squeeze: Drunkeness, Pale Skin, And Bad Drivers

One in four young men and one in three young women in Northern Ireland said they were drunk the first time they had sex, according to a study. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! [BBC and Health Promotion Agency]
Men are subconsciously attracted to fairer skin because of its association with purity, innocence, modesty, and goodness, while…

By: Catherine Strawn / March 17, 2008
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