Posts tagged "drunk"

America’s Bubbe Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pre-Gamed Too Hard Before The State Of The Union

Professional badass, semi-pro glove-wearer Ruth Bader Ginsburg caught a few Zs at last month’s State of the Union, ostensibly because the overwhelming amounts of UV rays emanating from John Boehner’s orange face would make anyone drowsy. And now our favorite Supreme Court justice has given us the real reason she was nodding off: Notorious RBG wa…

By: Beejoli Shah / February 13, 2015

Watch This Wasted Luke Bryan Fan Lose A Wrestling Match … Against Himself

So, Luke Bryan had a concert in Pittsburgh this past week, and the pre-show tailgate party got a little out of hand. And by “a little out of hand” I mean everyone got craaaaazy wasted, a ton of fights broke out, and the entire area was left so trashed it looked like an F-5 tornado…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / June 23, 2014

Which Country’s Drunk Munchies Look Best To You?

I’m such a sucker for any article or video that’s called, “What (Fill In The Blank) Is Like Around The World!” You can fill in that blank with pretty much anything and I will click and read and enjoy and share that shit on Facebook. Case in point: this video tour of common breakfast foods

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 29, 2014

Powdered Alcohol & 6 Other Stupid Ways To Get Drunk Or High

Stupid people getting drunk is about to get stupider: powdered alcohol is on the way. A company called Palcohol was inspired to create powdered booze that can then be added to other liquids in order to make drinks. Powdered rum and powdered vodka are standalone versions or you could try powdered Cosmopolitan, powdered Mojito, powdered…

By: Jessica Wakeman / April 21, 2014

The 9 Stages Of A Drunk Boyfriend (In GIFs!)

We have all been there. A casual happy hour turns into a dark, drunken blur where one can’t remember how many or what type of alcohol has been consumed. We all pay the price. But no one is more predictable than the Drunk Boyfriend. The men in our lives who behave so uniquely…

By: The Frisky / November 8, 2013

The Soapbox: Slate Tells Young Women To “Stop Getting Drunk,” Majorly Misses The Mark On Alcohol & Rape

Slate.com’s modus operandi is to troll the hell out of everyone. Today’s piece by Dear Prudence author Emily Yoffe, “College Women: Stop Getting Drunk,” is a classic example.

In her piece, Yoffe recounts a statistic from a 2009 study that 80 percent of campus sexual assaults involve alcohol.  She then gives what she…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 16, 2013

Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Drunkenly Rode Horse Through Colorado With His Pet Pug

Dear Patrick Neal Schumacher,

I get it: You were caught between a rock and a horse ride, as it were. You needed to get to your brother’s wedding some 600 miles away, but because your driver’s license had been suspended, you needed to find an alternate means of travel. Planes, trains and other…

By: Julie Gerstein / September 11, 2013

Pie Chart: An Impressive Catalog Of All The Things We Have Purchased While Drunk

See larger version here.
To be drunk and to find yourself perusing the latest in helicopter camera drone technology is to be human. To actually purchase said helicopter camera drone technology off of Amazon.com is an entirely different thing.

And yet! We’ve done it. Or we know someone who’s done it, anyway.

By: Julie Gerstein / August 7, 2013

For The Sylvia In All Of Us: Almie Rose’s Drunken “Mad Men” Makeup Tutorial

Our dear friend Almie Rose is back and with a new drunken makeup tutorial for how to look like “Mad Men”‘s resident married upstairs apartment hussy Sylvia Rosen. You want to look like Sylvia, right? With the lips, and the eyeshadow, and the potentially explosive extramarital affair with Don Draper? Well, regardless, Almie has a…

By: Julie Gerstein / June 27, 2013

14 Types Of Drunk People You’ll See At A Wedding

Really fun weddings produce really fun wedding guests. When there’s an open bar at the reception, and the after party and the after, after party (which is an impromptu affair on a shuttle bus back to the hotel), you’re going to see some really drunk guests. This can be particularly fun not just for the…

By: The Frisky / May 7, 2013

6 Suggested Chore & Beverage Pairings For Drunk Cleaning

Are any of you guys drunk cleaners? I’m not (I’m more of a drunk napper, myself), but a bunch of my friends are. After a few drinks, they want nothing more than to grab a mop, duster, or sponge and go on an intoxicated neat freak rampage. The next day they wake up to a hangover and a…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / April 10, 2013

Lindsay Lohan’s Trial Starts Next Week

St. Patricks Day? Who needs it! Lindsay Lohan is headed to trial next week for that whole car crash incident in June where she allegedly lied to cops and bribed a truck driver to lie for her. So start popping your popcorn and practicing your eye rolls now! [Daily Mail UK]
DO NOT WANT.

By: Jessica Wakeman / March 15, 2013

20 Things We’re Only Good At When We’re Drunk

This Sunday is St. Patrick’s Day, a holiday which holds many different meanings for different religious and ethnic groups, but for many young people, it’s generally interpreted as “The Day We All Get Super Drunk At Noon.” And so, in the spirit of overindulgence, I thought I’d take a moment to ask the rest of…

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / March 15, 2013

12 Celebs Who Were “Not Drunk” In 2012

By now you’ve probably caught LeAnn Rimes’ strange  “X-Factor” duet with Carly Rose Sonenclar. To me, she just sounded like she was trying to out-sing a 13-year-old who’s more talented than her. And she did it in a very Jenna Maroney from “30 Rock” sort of way. Julie calls the sound that was coming out…

By: Ami Angelowicz / December 21, 2012

Chris O’Dowd Stumbles Around Drunk, Adorably

Last night across the pond, Agent Provocateur co-hosted an event called Lingerie London in which a bunch of UK celebs walked down the catwalk in sexy lingerie for a microfinance charity called Seven Bar Foundation. Peaches Geldof made an appearance, Abbey Clancy pulled an Angelina on the red carpet (is that a double Angelina?), and…

By: Jessica Wakeman / October 25, 2012

The Drunk Girl’s Battle Cry: I Made Bad Choices Last Night

As of late, I feel as though my friends and I are in a Doors song, specifically “Riders On The Storm.” We are making the poor decision to ride into a the perfect storm of broken hearts and alcohol, combined with the fact that we’re in our mid- to late-twenties and freaking out about it.

By: Almie Rose / October 16, 2012

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Arrested For Giving Cop Tacos

Oh darling Matthew Falkner of Palm City, Florida (always, always Florida), you and I are soulmates. After all, you were arrested in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, after employees there noticed you were idling your car in the lot and pressing heavily on the accelerator, with smoke coming out of the engine. Police…

By: Julie Gerstein / July 26, 2012

Woman Rubs Her Bare Butt All Over $30 Million Painting

Like many of us, the first thing I like to do when I’m wasted is find the nearest multi-million dollar painting and rub up all on it. That’s just what poor Carmen Tisch, of Denver, Colorado, was trying to do when she was stopped by police for punching and then pressing her bare ass o…

By: Julie Gerstein / January 5, 2012

British People Are Mostly Drunk In Their Facebook Photos

Science! It’s a wonderful thing. For instance, thanks to science, we now know that 3 out of 4 photos that British people post on Facebook are taken while drunk. A study done by MyMemory.com polled 1,781 Brits who admitted that around 75 percent of the photos they were tagged in were taken while under the…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 19, 2011

Drunk Kittens On The Prowl

These two little guys just got back from the vet, and are still feeling a little woozy from the painkillers they received. So yes, they appear a little drunk-y, and actually remind me of what I typically look like after a long, vodka-soaked night out, complete with accidentally stepping in my own food bowl. [YouTube]…

By: Julie Gerstein / December 9, 2011
1 2