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Tennessee Drunk Driving Campaign Also Wants You To Treat Women Like Shit

That’s not the way you handle drunk driving, just FYI. More »


America’s Bubbe Ruth Bader Ginsburg Pre-Gamed Too Hard Before The State Of The Union

Professional badass, semi-pro glove-wearer Ruth Bader Ginsburg caught a few Zs at last month’s State of the Union, ostensibly because the overwhelming amounts of UV rays emanating from John Boehner’s orange face would make anyone drowsy. And now our favorite Supreme Court justice has given us the real reason she was nodding off: Notorious RBG was… More »


Watch This Wasted Luke Bryan Fan Lose A Wrestling Match … Against Himself

So, Luke Bryan had a concert in Pittsburgh this past week, and the pre-show tailgate party got a little out of hand. And by “a little out of hand” I mean everyone got craaaaazy wasted, a ton of fights broke out, and the entire area was left so trashed it looked like an F-5 tornado… More »


Which Country’s Drunk Munchies Look Best To You?

I’m such a sucker for any article or video that’s called, “What (Fill In The Blank) Is Like Around The World!” You can fill in that blank with pretty much anything and I will click and read and enjoy and share that shit on Facebook. Case in point: this video tour of common breakfast foodsMore »


Powdered Alcohol & 6 Other Stupid Ways To Get Drunk Or High

Stupid people getting drunk is about to get stupider: powdered alcohol is on the way. A company called Palcohol was inspired to create powdered booze that can then be added to other liquids in order to make drinks. Powdered rum and powdered vodka are standalone versions or you could try powdered Cosmopolitan, powdered Mojito, powdered… More »


The 9 Stages Of A Drunk Boyfriend (In GIFs!)

We have all been there. A casual happy hour turns into a dark, drunken blur where one can’t remember how many or what type of alcohol has been consumed. We all pay the price. But no one is more predictable than the Drunk Boyfriend. The men in our lives who behave so uniquely… More »


The Soapbox: Slate Tells Young Women To “Stop Getting Drunk,” Majorly Misses The Mark On Alcohol & Rape

Slate.com’s modus operandi is to troll the hell out of everyone. Today’s piece by Dear Prudence author Emily Yoffe, “College Women: Stop Getting Drunk,” is a classic example.

In her piece, Yoffe recounts a statistic from a 2009 study that 80 percent of campus sexual assaults involve alcohol.  She then gives what she… More »


Be My Boyfriend: Man Who Drunkenly Rode Horse Through Colorado With His Pet Pug

Dear Patrick Neal Schumacher,

I get it: You were caught between a rock and a horse ride, as it were. You needed to get to your brother’s wedding some 600 miles away, but because your driver’s license had been suspended, you needed to find an alternate means of travel. Planes, trains and other… More »


Pie Chart: An Impressive Catalog Of All The Things We Have Purchased While Drunk

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To be drunk and to find yourself perusing the latest in helicopter camera drone technology is to be human. To actually purchase said helicopter camera drone technology off of Amazon.com is an entirely different thing.

And yet! We’ve done it. Or we know someone who’s done it, anyway. More »


For The Sylvia In All Of Us: Almie Rose’s Drunken “Mad Men” Makeup Tutorial

Our dear friend Almie Rose is back and with a new drunken makeup tutorial for how to look like “Mad Men”‘s resident married upstairs apartment hussy Sylvia Rosen. You want to look like Sylvia, right? With the lips, and the eyeshadow, and the potentially explosive extramarital affair with Don Draper? Well, regardless, Almie has a… More »


14 Types Of Drunk People You’ll See At A Wedding

Really fun weddings produce really fun wedding guests. When there’s an open bar at the reception, and the after party and the after, after party (which is an impromptu affair on a shuttle bus back to the hotel), you’re going to see some really drunk guests. This can be particularly fun not just for the… More »


6 Suggested Chore & Beverage Pairings For Drunk Cleaning

Are any of you guys drunk cleaners? I’m not (I’m more of a drunk napper, myself), but a bunch of my friends are. After a few drinks, they want nothing more than to grab a mop, duster, or sponge and go on an intoxicated neat freak rampage. The next day they wake up to a hangover and a… More »


Lindsay Lohan’s Trial Starts Next Week

St. Patricks Day? Who needs it! Lindsay Lohan is headed to trial next week for that whole car crash incident in June where she allegedly lied to cops and bribed a truck driver to lie for her. So start popping your popcorn and practicing your eye rolls now! [Daily Mail UK]
DO NOT WANT. More »


20 Things We’re Only Good At When We’re Drunk

This Sunday is St. Patrick’s Day, a holiday which holds many different meanings for different religious and ethnic groups, but for many young people, it’s generally interpreted as “The Day We All Get Super Drunk At Noon.” And so, in the spirit of overindulgence, I thought I’d take a moment to ask the rest of… More »


12 Celebs Who Were “Not Drunk” In 2012

By now you’ve probably caught LeAnn Rimes’ strange  “X-Factor” duet with Carly Rose Sonenclar. To me, she just sounded like she was trying to out-sing a 13-year-old who’s more talented than her. And she did it in a very Jenna Maroney from “30 Rock” sort of way. Julie calls the sound that was coming out… More »


Chris O’Dowd Stumbles Around Drunk, Adorably

Last night across the pond, Agent Provocateur co-hosted an event called Lingerie London in which a bunch of UK celebs walked down the catwalk in sexy lingerie for a microfinance charity called Seven Bar Foundation. Peaches Geldof made an appearance, Abbey Clancy pulled an Angelina on the red carpet (is that a double Angelina?), and… More »


The Drunk Girl’s Battle Cry: I Made Bad Choices Last Night

As of late, I feel as though my friends and I are in a Doors song, specifically “Riders On The Storm.” We are making the poor decision to ride into a the perfect storm of broken hearts and alcohol, combined with the fact that we’re in our mid- to late-twenties and freaking out about it. More »


Be My Boyfriend: Guy Arrested For Giving Cop Tacos

Oh darling Matthew Falkner of Palm City, Florida (always, always Florida), you and I are soulmates. After all, you were arrested in the parking lot of a Taco Bell, after employees there noticed you were idling your car in the lot and pressing heavily on the accelerator, with smoke coming out of the engine. Police… More »


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