Guys, You Shouldn’t Drunk Dial Either (NSFW)


Last week, we were reminded why drunk dialing is dangerous for women. This week, it’s a man who is guilty of dialing while intoxicated. No doubt his alcohol-fueled confession was well-received by the lady on the other end. What woman wouldn’t want to have a bottle of champagne with a guy who f**ked her sister because she just kept hollerin’ and flashing those titties in his face? (NSFW due to salty language.) [The Daily What] Continue reading

Once Again Ladies, Drunk Dialing Is Strictly Forbidden


Let this be a lesson. Do NOT drunk dial. You already knew this, but let’s review the solid reasons why this rule exists. 1) Because this is how lame you sound when you’re wasted. 2) The dude you drunk dial may set it to typography and put it on the interwebs. 3) Nobody really talks on the phone anymore, do they? 4) Your boss at Ebay (E-B-A-Y) may fire you. [Next Round] Keep reading »