“The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping.”
– Jenny MacCarthy confesses to a sexual encounter with a tree while high on ecstasy in her new book Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering Catholic. Well, I guess that explains what was going on with that girl who was caught on video humping a tree. Maybe if I did drugs I’d find a lot more possible sex partners of the inanimate variety. Actually … I think I’ll pass. [DListed]
Hey stoners, guess what? That’s right: in Washington and Colorado, marijuana is now completely legal for recreational use by legal adults (that means anyone over the age of 21). You jealous? I am, but I guess I’ll get over it. While we wait for the other 48 states to come around (or is it 49? Puerto Rico, are you there?), let’s celebrate this very small victory with a selection of eight classy, subtle products, from bougie candles to a soothing body cream, that are either made from or inspired by Cannabis sativa. And please, for the love of god, leave your Bob Marley shirt at home.