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The Trendiest New Way To Get Alcohol Poisoning

Types Of Drunks
The 14 types of drunk people you'll see at a wedding. Read More »
I Hate Beer
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In defense of fruity cocktails! Read More »
I Quit Drinking
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What happens when our author quit her epic boozing. Read More »
3-Year-Old Alcoholic
Reports on the world's youngest alcoholic. Read More »

In 2004, people figured out that if you smoke alcohol, you can get drunk almost immediately without any of the empty calories associated with that old-fashioned liquid alcohol.  A product called AWOL (Alcohol Without Liquid) was quickly banned in the U.S. because inhaling alcohol straight into the bloodstream is super dangerous. But now inhaling alcohol has resurfaced with a new sketchy product that’s being sold legally in all 50 states. The Vaportini, which is sold online, gets you schwasted immediately upon inhalation. Keep reading »

We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Was Arrested For Having Sex While Driving Drunk

Breaking Up: Racist Tweets
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He tweeted racist remarks about Trayvon Martin during the Super Bowl. Read More »
Breaking Up: Snowman Sex
He tried to have sex with a snowman and got frostbite of the penis. Read More »
Breaking Up: Ice Cream
This guy got caught not sharing his ice cream with his girlfriend. Watch »

Dear Luis Briones,

You just got arrested in New Mexico after crashing your car. Police could tell pretty quickly you were driving drunk, which is already a dealbreaker, but it quickly became apparent that something else had contributed to your little “accident.” Maybe it was because you were found hiding in a cactus(?!) wearing only one shoe and had your shorts on inside out, or maybe it’s because your female passenger was totally naked, but you eventually got busted for not only driving under the influence, but having sex while driving under the influence. While a small part of me is impressed by your ability to multitask, a much larger part of me is disgusted by your complete disregard for other people’s safety.

I think it’s safe to say: we’re breaking up.

No longer yours,
Winona

[Huffington Post]

Don’t Want To Get Raped? Drink Less, Hong Kong Official Suggests

After Sexual Assault
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Tips for reclaiming your sex life after being sexually assaulted. Read More »
Date Rape PSA
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This date rape PSA has been accused of blaming the victim. Read More »
Teach Boys Not To Rape
On Steubenville High School and teaching boys not to rape. Read More »

Gee, don’t you just love that in the battle to train men to not rape, you have the security secretary of Hong Kong, Lai Tung-kwok, stomping on all our efforts by suggesting women just drink less? I do. It’s my favorite. Having the government permit men to not taking responsibility for their actions and place the onus of avoiding sexually assaul on women is just fabulous. Especially when this was the knee-jerk reaction to a 60 percent rise in reported rapes and an 18 percent rise in reported sexual assaults.  As reported by the Wall Street Journal, the director of the Hong Kong Federation of Women’s Centers responded, “There’s a lot of stigma that’s given to the victims.  The remarks he made are proof of a culture that blames victims for doing something ‘wrong,’ like drinking.” The fear is that women won’t report abuse because they fear being blamed and shamed.  Rape culture, it’s great.

[NYMag.com]

[Wall Street Journal]

14 Types Of Drunk People You’ll See At A Wedding

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Wedding Hookups
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Who you should sleep with at your next wedding. Read More »

Really fun weddings produce really fun wedding guests. When there’s an open bar at the reception, and the after party and the after, after party (which is an impromptu affair on a shuttle bus back to the hotel), you’re going to see some really drunk guests. This can be particularly fun not just for the blitzed people — but for the lightweights. You know, the two-and-a-half glasses of champagne at the reception and one shot of whiskey at the after party because their pride won’t allow them to turn it down types. They are the ones truly reaping the benefits of the spectacle. Staying relatively sober while everyone else is shitbombed allows the time and space to observe human nature. Well, drunken human nature.  Below, a semi-sober assessment of the wasted guests you’ll see at a wedding. Keep reading »

Reese Witherspoon Arrested For Disorderly Conduct During Husband Jim Toth’s DUI Arrest

Drunk O'Dowd
Chris O'Dowd Drunk
It looks like Chris O'Dowd has consumed a lot of booze. Read More »

Reese Witherspoon was arrested for disorderly conduct for arguing with a police officer on Friday in Atlanta, Georgia, during her husband’s arrest for driving under the influence, according to Variety.

Yes, seriously, Reese Witherspoon got arrested for disorderly conduct.

Jim Toth, Witherspoon’s husband and baby daddy, was pulled over after midnight on Friday morning while “weaving” into the wrong lane.  The police report, as reported by Huffington Post, is absolutely golden: Keep reading »

What To Do To A Drunk Girl

Teach Boys Not To Rape
On Steubenville High School and teaching boys not to rape. Read More »
Disclosing My Rape
She's started telling guys on the first date that she was once raped. Read More »
Teaching Boys Feminism
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How to teach boys to be feminists. Read More »
Best Anti-Rape PSA Ever
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Hey, Bros

Hey, bro, want to know what we should do this drunk girl passed out of the couch? Here are some crazy ideas. [UpWorthy]

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