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Drew Barrymore was on “The Daily Show” last night and, per the usual, charmed the pants off of host Jon Stewart. She was mum on whether she and Mac Guy Justin Long were back on again, but did agree that dating a guy with “two penises” would be ideal. We’re with you all the way, Drew. [The Daily Show] Keep reading »

Quotable: Drew Barrymore Says “Shut Up” About Her Wild Past

“You should have heard this bitch I had to do an interview with [before you]. God, I wanted to punch her, she would just not drop the youth thing. I have no problem talking about it. I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I’m actually really proud. I know I made a lot of mistakes, but they in turn were my life lessons. It’s actually good to get it done young and have a great life later. But yeah, man, I wanted to rip this woman’s face off. She just would not shut up about it.”

Drew Barrymore dishes with the London Daily Standard about previous interviews while promoting her new movie, “Going the Distance.” Don’t mess with Drew, y’all; she’ll cut a bitch. Or, she’ll tell a newspaper she wants to cut a bitch, anyway. [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Quotable: Drew Barrymore Would Save The Best Of Matthew McConaughey In A Fire

“My toothbrush, my Tony Robbins inspirational seminar tapes on Betamax, my easel, my birth certificate, my jar of pennies, my toe socks, and my framed list of awesome Matthew McConaughey quotes.”

Drew Barrymore‘s answer to Justin Long‘s question about what items she would save in a house fire in BlackBook. Drew, of course, was in a house fire years ago when she was married to Tom Green — I hope her framed list of Matthew McConaughey quotes really did survive that blaze. Barrymore and Long also shared their personal cell phone pics with the magazine, including this one of Drew with her insanely adorable puppy. [BlackBook via Just Jared] Keep reading »

Style By Jury: What Do You Think Of Drew Barrymore’s “Going The Distance” Premiere Look?

What Do You Think Of Drew Barrymore's "Going The Distance" Premiere Look?

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Drew Barrymore Steadies Herself

A blurry-eyed, furry-armed Drew Barrymore already looks two sheets to the wind as she heads out of her hotel for an evening out in London. [8/20/10] Keep reading »

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Look Back Together At The Premiere Of “Going The Distance”

Are these lovebirds back together once more? Long implied that it was possible to a New York mag reporter and he and Drew do look awfully comfortable clutching hands at the premiere of their new movie, “Going The Distance.” His cunnilingus-loving presence is irresistible. Also, are we to assume that cranberry lips and crimped hair are in for fall? [London, 8/19/10] Keep reading »

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