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Drew Barrymore Would Like Two Penises, Please

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10cDrew Barrymorewww.thedailyshow.comDaily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Party Drew Barrymore was o…
By: Julie Gerstein / August 26, 2010

Quotable: Drew Barrymore Says “Shut Up” About Her Wild Past

"You should have heard this bitch I had to do an interview with [before you]. God, I wanted to punch her, she would just not drop the youth thing. I have no problem talking about it. I am not someone who is ashamed of my past. I'm actually really proud. I know I made a…
By: Wendy Atterberry / August 26, 2010

Quotable: Drew Barrymore Would Save The Best Of Matthew McConaughey In A Fire

"My toothbrush, my Tony Robbins inspirational seminar tapes on Betamax, my easel, my birth certificate, my jar of pennies, my toe socks, and my framed list of awesome Matthew McConaughey quotes."-- Drew Barrymore's answer to Justin Long's question about what items she would save in a house fire in BlackBook. Drew, of course,…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 25, 2010

Drew Barrymore Steadies Herself

A blurry-eyed, furry-armed Drew Barrymore already looks two sheets to the wind as she heads out of her hotel for an evening out in London. [8/20/10]…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 20, 2010

Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Look Back Together At The Premiere Of “Going The Distance”

Are these lovebirds back together once more? Long implied that it was possible to a New York mag reporter and he and Drew do look awfully comfortable clutching hands at the premiere of their new movie, "Going The Distance." His cunnilingus-loving presence is irresistible. Also, are we to assume that cranberry…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 19, 2010

Quotable: Justin Long Considers His Relationship With Drew Barrymore To Be A “Gift”

“We’ve been through everything, the whole gamut of the heights of love to the depth of heartbreak. I mean, we’ve been on quite a journey. And the idea that a person that you’re in a relationship with can change you so drastically and have that deep of an effect on your life, just that idea,…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 18, 2010

Quotable: Don’t Ask Drew Barrymore Out Via Text Message, OK?

"The fact that I’m begging for a phone call is pathetic in this age of technology. Plans are made by text -- I can’t stand it. I just don’t like this compulsive, instantaneous, over-information, lack-of-privacy, weirdo aspect of the world. If you meet someone, they already know everything. What about showing up on the date…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 4, 2010

Quotable: Drew Barrymore Thinks Your Internet Is Stupid

"Ironically, with all this, 'We're now more connected than ever with technology,' I don't think we've ever been farther apart. ... I think it's bulls**t." -- Actress Drew Barrymore thinks the internet and the fact that you're reading it is dumb and makes us "weirdly disconnected." [People]…
By: Susannah Breslin / July 28, 2010

Quotable: Drew Barrymore Turns The Tables On Justin Long

“It’s funny because usually it’s the girl who’s naked. I was like, ‘That’s right, bitch. The tables are turned!’”-- Drew Barrymore has a laugh about Justin Long's nude scene in their upcoming comedy, "Going The Distance." I'm bummed these two broke up -- I hope promoting the movie brings them back together!
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 26, 2010

Star Couplings: Drew Barrymore & Justin Long Are Done … Again

Drew Barrymore quietly split from Justin Long and might be dating an ABC executive. [Celebitchy] Rachel Uchitel is supposedly infatuated with Dr. Drew, so that's why she's doing "Celebrity Rehab." [TMZ] Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez spent a night of no interaction together as they were…
By: Annika Harris / July 20, 2010

Quotable: Drew Barrymore Is 35, Single, And Fine With That!

“If you’re 35 and single and it’s a choice, it feels fine. So I didn’t settle with the wrong person yet. Big deal!”-- Drew Barrymore is kind of my hero. Although, is she really considered single if she's in a serious relationship with Justin Long? Whatever. Her quote still speaks the damn truth!
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / July 8, 2010

Drew Barrymore And Justin Long Are “Going The Distance”

Normally, I would rather bang my head repeatedly against a wall for two hours than go see a romantic comedy. But "Going the Distance," with real-life couple Drew Barrymore and Justin Long, looks kind of awesome. Why are these two so dang cute?
By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 21, 2010

Quotable: Drew Barrymore Wasn’t Prepared For A Happy Relationship

"I have never really understood how I should feel or behave in a relationship. I didn't have the kind of childhood that would have given me any sort of perspective on what a happy home or relationship would feel like. You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents. You're dealt the card…
By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / March 1, 2010

A Brief History Of Drew Barrymore’s Love Life

Over the weekend, Drew Barrymore's Facebook status switched to "I'm engaged," setting the world into a frenzy that she's about to become Mrs. I'm A Mac. But alas, the pair is not about to ride off into the sunset in their Converse and ripped jeans. Drew's reps say that it isn't true, and that…
By: Ami Angelowicz / February 1, 2010

Forbes’ List Of Hollywood’s Most Overpaid Stars Contains Only One Chick

Ceaseless listmaker Forbes Magazine has rolled out yet another roundup and this one is about Hollywood's most overpaid stars. Forbes' peeps looked at how much each flick made compared to the celeb's salary. We weren't surprised to see that only one of the top 10 overpaid stars was a woman—Drew Barrymore. Obvs! Wome…
By: Nikki Dowling / November 19, 2009

10 Celebrity Exes Who Still Play Nice

While sitting in the theater enjoying “Whip It” last weekend (I know, took me forever, right?), I was very excited by the fabulous soundtrack. Can you say Jens Lekman, Dolly Parton and The Breeders? But my jaw dropped when I heard a song by Little Joy come on i…
By: Justine Fields / November 6, 2009

Quick Tip Of The Day: Temporarily Bejewel A Dress

If your dress or top is looking a little plain, follow Drew Barrymore and First Lady Michelle Obama's lead by spiffing up an outfit with a sparkly brooch. Most of us only think of adding a pin to a jacket lapel, which looks cute, though a little businesslike. But adding a decorative piece…
By: Catherine Strawn / November 5, 2009

Drew Barrymore’s Hair Went From Kooky To Country Club

We were slightly baffled by Drew Barrymore's most recent dye job, but it didn't last long. Earlier this week, Drew appeared on "Today" and her blond hair no longer had black ends. She had chopped them off. Now she has the same 'do as before, only slightly shorter. And she's bee…
By: Catherine Strawn / October 5, 2009

We See Chick Flicks: “Whip It”

Starring Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat, and Kristen Wiig Directed by Drew Barrymore Written by Shauna Cross You know that Hulu commercial with Alec Baldwin where he's an alien turning our brains to soft, goopy edible mush through the power of television on the internet? Somewhere there is a boardroom full of old men (or…
By: Erica Maxwell / October 1, 2009