Don’t get us wrong. We wouldn’t throw Drake out of bed for eating cookies. But we’re not quite so overcome by our ladyboners that we condone a woman getting Drake’s name tattooed on her forehead. The tattoo artist was even incredulous! “She was really psyched about it. She had the shitty font all picked out on her iPhone ready to go and was pretty adamant about putting it on her forehead,” said Kevin Campbell. “She acted as if she had planned it out for a while, but I’m not really sure how much extended coherent thought could actually go into getting such a stupid tattoo on your forehead.” That didn’t stop Campbell from taking her money and putting that dopey ink on her forehead. [Celebitchy]
Somehow, Drake’s adoring fan is not at all alone in the way she shows her devotion. Many, many others have made the highly questionable decision to ink a permanent and highly realistic rendering of their favorite celebrity as a way of visually declaring, “I am ______ biggest fan ever.” Here are but a few of the most distressing …
Anyone else convinced Anna Faris on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend is going to be baller? I, for one, am psyched to see her loopy-loo goofy girl humor go head to head with Kristen Wiig. Maybe if we’re lucky she’ll bring that hottie husband of hers, Chris Pratt, along for the ride, too. [NBC]
Something must be in the water as Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj roll through Canada on their Femme Fatale tour. Throughout the tour, BritBrit has been pulling an audience member on stage and giving them a sexy lap dance. But over the weekend, Britney opted to give the dance to her tourmate, Pauly D, instead. Is it just me or does her look a little too comfortable getting handcuffed to that pole?
This is especially of note because at an earlier stop, Nicki Minaj gave a lap dance to Drake.
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“I think [our kids will] definitely have my personality. … [Our kids will] have Drake’s intelligence. They’ll have his sarcastic wittiness that I love about him, and they’ll have his songwriting skills. I think we’ll just make a real creative bunch of kids. Wait, did I just say that me and Drake will make kids? I think that would be like incest or something!”
—Nicki Minaj may have ended her Twitter marriage to Drake back in August, but that didn’t stop her from talking to BBC Radio about the babies they’d have together. So are these two actually a couple? Color us confused. Or maybe this is just a ploy to make Rihanna jealous? [PopEater] Keep reading »
It sounds like Drake didn’t get the memo that we’re all ignoring Chris Brown. Apparently, they were hanging out in SoHo this week. They didn’t get along around the time that Drake dated Rihanna, but now they’re besties and when Brown DJ’ed a few songs, he played one of Drake’s tunes and yelled, “My man, Drake.” I don’t like this one bit—but I bet Rihanna likes it even less. There’s nothing worse than when your exes become BFFs. [NY Daily News]
After the jump, we rounded up a few more celebs who’ve bonded over their mutual exes. Keep reading »
It’s one hot Tuesday, and girl, the new release jams are gonna make you sweat. For one, today is the official return of the raditude that is ’80s nerd dance group Devo. Meanwhile, Young Money drops Drake’s album; Robyn has us rockin’ out; The Like give us more to love; and We Are Scientists stick to their formula. So, let’s get into the groove, after the jump. Keep reading »
It’s new release Tuesday, so it’s time to take the latest tunes for a spin! As I’ve been writing this, my own jams have been competing with my neighbor’s — he just got a karaoke machine for the holidays. Must admit, the dude can really do justice to the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ “Under The Bridge.” But, the question remains, will you be blaring Mary J. Blige, Young Money, or Hurricane Chris new releases 15 years down the road in your living room? So, let’s get into the groove after the jump … Keep reading »
Our new obsession, Drake just dropped his new music video for “Best I Ever Had,” directed by Kanye West. After the initial “Degrassi” disabled basketball star flashbacks, I have to admit I just a bit peeved at the bra-less basketball team’s gratuitous bouncing…don’t they know that working out sans sports bra hurts the little sisters? Drake made up for it when he said, “Sweat pants, hair tied, chilling with no makeup on, that’s when you’re the prettiest, I hope that you don take it wrong” and then again (kinda) when you find out his coaching skills were limited to teaching the beauties how to stretch and he essentially admits to being a total perve who just wants to love. What do you guys think, adorable or abominable? Keep reading »