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Drake Impersonates Lil Wayne As Steve Urkel On “Saturday Night Live”

"Y'all got any cheese?"

Justin Timberlake, you got some competition. Last night, Drake did double duty as both the host and musical guest on “Saturday Night Live” and totally slayed every skit. The episode also marked the debut of new Black female cast member Sasheer Zamata, who got lots of screen time (though not a ton of actual lines, but that’s to be expected with a new cast member). My personal favorite sketch was this BET “Before They Were Stars” spoof, featured various hip-hop acts who got their start on ’90s TV shows. Drake as Lil Wayne as Steve Urkel on “Family Matters”? Pure fucking genius. And I loved Sasheer’s sendup of Rihanna as the “Blossom” of Barbados. That pussy pat is on point. Watch above! (P.S. Nevermind the fact that Sway is not a host on BET.)

Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

  • Selena Gomez’s ass isn’t large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz]
  • To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let’s stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they’re over it. [Newser]
  • We’ve got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands. She’d be perfect for Miley’s porn, “Wrecking Balls.” [Huffington Post]
  • Scientists have discovered a “happy marriage” gene. Making an appointment with a geneticist ASAP. [Nerve]
  • You and your lover might want to consider one of these humpworthy Halloween costumes. That was a joke about camels, people. [Em & Lo]

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Drake And The Game Donate $22,500 For Funeral Of Ohio Woman’s Partner And Children

Drake donates money for children's funeral

Drake may be the softest rapper in the game, but there’s something to be said for Wheelchair Jimmy’s heart of gold. Ohio woman Anna Angel was working her shift at the local Burger King when a blaze tore through her trailer home, killing her boyfriend and their five young children. Drake and fellow rapper The Game, who recently pledged $1 million to The Robin Hood Project, have promised to donate the full $22,5000 fee required for the funeral of Angel’s tragically lost family. Drake posted a picture of the family to his Instagram on Tuesday, writing alongside the photo, “Myself and @thedocumentary are donating a total of $22,500 to Ana Angel.. who lost her boyfriend & their 5 children in a house fire on behalf of @therobinhoodproject #therobinhoodproject … What @thedocumentary is doing will never be forgotten. Honored to be able to help people along side my brother.” Good work, boys. [Gossip Cop]

Drake Calls Amanda Bynes’ Comments About Him “Weird And Disturbing”

  • So, what does Drake have to say about that whole request to “murder” Amanda Bynes’ vagina? He opened up about this pressing matter to XXL. [Celebuzz]
  • Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone are feuding on Twitter, making this the lamest sentence I have ever typed. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Oh hell yes: Channing Tatum will star in a sequel to “21 Jump Street,” creatively titled “22 Jump Street.” Stupid name aside, that shit was funny. More please! [Socialite Life]
  • Oooh, Meryl Streep is in talks to star in the movie adaptation of “The Giver,” based on Lois Lowry’s book. Sweet. [The Mary Sue] Keep reading »

YOLO Has Wormed Its Way Onto The Tufts University Application

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FOMO (feeling of missing out) and its antidote, YOLO (you only live once — a saying popularized by Drake’s Twitter feed), have officially infiltrated popular culture. Those affected most deeply by this “if you are not living, you are missing out” mentality are the millennials who grew up steeped to the eyeballs in the internet, a constant reminder that what everyone else is doing is BETTER. Keep reading »

Timeline: Every Celeb Amanda Bynes Has Called Ugly

A timeline of all the celebs that Amanda Bynes has called "ugly."

She’s at it again! Amanda Bynes has hurled her favorite insult at two more famous faces. Yesterday, she went after both Perez Hilton (who has been writing on his website about her seemingly public meltdown) and Miley Cyrus. I’m not entirely sure why she is pissed at Miley, but I think it has something to do with Amanda finding Liam Hemsworth hot. Really, there seems no rhyme or reason for Amanda calling someone “ugly.” She just can’t think of anything else to say! Here’s a timeline of all those she has hit with the “ugly” stick in 2013…

Amanda Wants Drake
... to "murder" her vagina. Read More »
Amanda Bynes Arrested
Amanda Bynes parents denied conservatorship
She threw a bong out of the window, although she said it's a vase. Read More »
Jenny Tweets Amanda
Jenny McCarthy thinks Amanda Bynes needs to get some help. Read More »
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