Posts tagged "drake"

Drake Whines That Philip Seymour Hoffman’s Death Took Away His Rolling Stone Cover

“[Rolling Stone] also took my cover from me last minute and ran the issue. I’m disgusted with that. RIP to Phillip Seymour Hoffman. All respect due. But the press is evil. I’m done doing interviews for magazines. I just want to give my music to the people. That’s the only way my message gets acro…

By: Jessica Wakeman / February 13, 2014

Drake Impersonates Lil Wayne As Steve Urkel On “Saturday Night Live”

Justin Timberlake, you got some competition. Last night, Drake did double duty as both the host and musical guest on “Saturday Night Live” and totally slayed every skit. The episode also marked the debut of new Black female cast member Sasheer Zamata, who got lots of screen time (though not a ton of actual lines, but that’…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / January 19, 2014

Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

Selena Gomez’s ass isn’t large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz]
To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let’s stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they’re over it. [Newser]
We’ve got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands. She’d be perfect…

By: Ami Angelowicz / October 11, 2013

Drake And The Game Donate $22,500 For Funeral Of Ohio Woman’s Partner And Children

Drake may be the softest rapper in the game, but there’s something to be said for Wheelchair Jimmy’s heart of gold. Ohio woman Anna Angel was working her shift at the local Burger King when a blaze tore through her trailer home, killing her boyfriend and their five young children. Drake and fellow rapper The…

By: Rachel Krause / September 18, 2013

Drake Calls Amanda Bynes’ Comments About Him “Weird And Disturbing”

So, what does Drake have to say about that whole request to “murder” Amanda Bynes’ vagina? He opened up about this pressing matter to XXL. [Celebuzz]
Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone are feuding on Twitter, making this the lamest sentence I have ever typed. [Evil Beet Gossip]
Oh hell yes: Channing Tatum will star i…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / August 7, 2013

YOLO Has Wormed Its Way Onto The Tufts University Application

FOMO (feeling of missing out) and its antidote, YOLO (you only live once — a saying popularized by Drake’s Twitter feed), have officially infiltrated popular culture. Those affected most deeply by this “if you are not living, you are missing out” mentality are the millennials who grew up steeped to the eyeballs in the internet,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / July 12, 2013

Timeline: Every Celeb Amanda Bynes Has Called Ugly

She’s at it again! Amanda Bynes has hurled her favorite insult at two more famous faces. Yesterday, she went after both Perez Hilton (who has been writing on his website about her seemingly public meltdown) and Miley Cyrus. I’m not entirely sure why she is pissed at Miley, but I think it has something to…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / June 12, 2013

Amanda Bynes Does Not Want Drake To “Murder” Her Vagina Anymore

She’s over it.

Amanda Bynes, who once infamously declared that she wanted Drake to”murder” her lady parts, is now no longer attracted to the rapper.

In a tweet posted on Thursday, the former Nickelodeon star had officially deemed him to be too “ugly” for her to date.

“Drake has the…

By: Celebuzz / June 8, 2013

Drake Releases New Track, “Girls Love Beyonce,” Desperately Wants A Girlfriend

It’s hard times for Wheelchair Jimmy, you guys. The rapper Drake — also famous for his role on the Canadian teen show “Degrassi” — may be at the top of the rap game, but he’s having a hard time with the ladies. In his newly released track, “Girls Love Beyonce,” Drake, with help from singer-songwriter…

By: Amelia McDonell-Parry / April 16, 2013

Amanda Bynes Wants Drake To Kill Her Vagina

I don’t what Amanda Bynes has in mind for Drake to do to her vagina. But in my world, vagina killers are a bad thing. #novaginakillers [DListed]…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 22, 2013

Some Rappers Think Making It Rain At Strip Clubs Should Be Tax Deductible

I just did my taxes last night and felt justified writing off my legitimate business expenses. Stuff like books I bought or taxis I took to and from work events. I’m very proud of how anal I am about saving every receipt. Apparently, a number of rappers such as The Game, Jim Jones, Bizzy Bone,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / March 6, 2013

10 Reasons Drake Would Be The Worst Boyfriend

One of my favorite ways to pass the time is to relentlessly mock the rapper formerly known as Wheelchair Jimmy. While I genuinely enjoy his music, I can’t help but notice that he seems maladjusted, dysfunctional, emotionally immature, and generally pretty unattractive as a potential beau. Without further ado, my reasons for believing that if…

By: College Candy / September 10, 2012

Male Model Suing Chris Brown And Drake Over Nightclub Fight

A male model has joined the rash of lawsuits filed against Chris Brown and Drake after their entourages “rumbled,” as they say in “West Side Story,” at a NYC night club last month. Model Romain Julien says his pretty, pretty hand was injured in the fight and his career might suffer because of it.

By: Jessica Wakeman / August 21, 2012

Drake And Chris Brown Offered $1 Million Each To Fight In The Ring

A soda bottling billionaire has offered Chris Brown and Drake $1 million each, plus $1 million for a charity, if they agree to duke out their Rihanna problems in the boxing ring. Frankly, most celebrity disputes should be solved in this way. [PopCrush]
Preggo Anna Paquin and her “True Blood” boo Stephen Moyer…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 27, 2012

Rihanna “Loves” That Drake And Chris Brown Are Fighting Over Her

Sigh. I suppose its better that Chris Brown and Drake fight each other than Chris take more swings at RiRi, huh? [PopCrush]
Lindsay Lohan was found unconscious in a Marina Del Rey, California, hotel today. Someone from production called 911, paramedics arrived, and “determined nothing was wrong.” Isn’t that what people always say…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 15, 2012

That Chris Brown/Drake Fight Was Cuh-Razy

Whoa, it sounds like the rumor that Drake sent a note to Chris Brown — “I’m fucking the love of your life,” referring to Rihanna — at a New York City club on Wednesday night, prompting a bloody fight, may be true. A model who was at Brown’s table told The New York Post that…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 15, 2012

Drake To Chris: “I’m F**king The Love Of Your Life, Deal With It”?

New details on the Chris Brown/Drake entourage fight: the blog Stupid Celebrities claims Chris sent a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table and Drake sent the bottle back with a note that said, “I’m fucking the love of your life, deal with it.” Referring to Rihanna, of course. Allegedly, later in the evening a…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 14, 2012

Chris Brown Injured In Fight With Drake’s Entourage, Supposedly Over Rihanna

Chris Brown and either Drake or a member of Drake’s entourage scuffled at a New York City nightclub last night, supposedly over the fact Drake has hooked up with Chris’s ex-girlfriend — who he beat the crap out of, remember? — Rihanna. Details are pretty unclear, including whether Drake was even at the club,…

By: Jessica Wakeman / June 14, 2012

7 Things to Know About Drake, As Culled From His GQ Cover Story

1. His favorite drink is white wine spritzers
2. His backyard (real, not metaphorical) contains bronze animal statues, several waterfalls and a flat screen TV.
3. His philosophy on rap is “being young and fly and having your shit together.”
4. Fame, she is a monster. “It’s really difficult for me to…

By: Julie Gerstein / March 14, 2012

25 Crazy Celebrity Face And Name Tattoos

Don’t get us wrong. We wouldn’t throw Drake out of bed for eating cookies. But we’re not quite so overcome by our ladyboners that we condone a woman getting Drake’s name tattooed on her forehead. The tattoo artist was even incredulous! “She was really psyched about it. She had the shitty font all picked out o…

By: Jessica Wakeman / December 27, 2011