It’s hard times for Wheelchair Jimmy, you guys. The rapper Drake — also famous for his role on the Canadian teen show “Degrassi” — may be at the top of the rap game, but he’s having a hard time with the ladies. In his newly released track, “Girls Love Beyonce,” Drake, with help from singer-songwriter James Fauntleroy sampling Destiny’s Child’s “Say My Name,” bemoans his lady troubles: Keep reading »
I don’t what Amanda Bynes has in mind for Drake to do to her vagina. But in my world, vagina killers are a bad thing. #novaginakillers [DListed]
I just did my taxes last night and felt justified writing off my legitimate business expenses. Stuff like books I bought or taxis I took to and from work events. I’m very proud of how anal I am about saving every receipt. Apparently, a number of rappers such as The Game, Jim Jones, Bizzy Bone, Daz Dillinger and Lil’ Flip feel that their legitimate business expenses should include money spent at strip clubs. TMZ spoke to a few of the rappers crusading for the “make it rain” tax deduction. Their pleas to Uncle Sam after the jump. Keep reading »
One of my favorite ways to pass the time is to relentlessly mock the rapper formerly known as Wheelchair Jimmy. While I genuinely enjoy his music, I can’t help but notice that he seems maladjusted, dysfunctional, emotionally immature, and generally pretty unattractive as a potential beau. Without further ado, my reasons for believing that if Drake were to approach you, you should flee.
1. He romanticizes the past. He has a tendency to reflect on his exes and reach the conclusion that they were perfect. Which means he’d end up drunk dialing them while you were passed out in the other room. Read more…