Want to eat cookies and lose weight? Sure ya do. According to Dr. Siegal’s Cookie Diet, it’s entirely possible. With a $59 per week purchase at CookieDiet.com, you’ll receive a set of cookies and instructions to eat six of the treats a day, along with one “real” meal of something like skinless chicken and steamed…
And looks pretty fucking hot too.
And he’ll probably get half her fortune too.
Because you know divorce rumors can’t be true when the couple is still using their royal pet names!