To the person who created the Downton Abbeyoncé Tumblr:
I bow down to you. I am humbled by your brilliance. If this was 1914, and you were a member of nobility, I would serve you with pride and honor, like Mr. Carson serves the Earl of Grantham.
Earlier reports that Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone were “on a break” have been rocked by new reports of hand-holding.
And they’re getting paid $7.5 million to write it.