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Report: Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Are Calling It Quits

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Pumpkin Patch PDA
Courtney Stodden: too super sexy sensual for pumpkin pickin'. Read More »
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Just yesterday, I wondered out loud why I hadn’t yet seen photos of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison all dolled up for Halloween. Ever since the then-16-year-old bride and the then-50-year-old D-list actor married — with her parents permission — a few years ago, the PDA-happy pair has taken the holiday very seriously. Remember the year he dressed up as her for Halloween? Horrifying and delightful! So it was with sadness that Halloween 2013 passed without their usual costume-clad photoshoot. And now we (perhaps) know why. Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Want To Be Boning More

Courtney Stodden & Doug Hutchison Wants To Be Boning More
"Frisk the hell out of me, baby!"

I’m sorry if this video ruins your breakfast, but I can’t watch it alone. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, who famously got married when she was only 16 years old, are two years into their union and are looking to be proactive in their approach to keeping thing spicy. So they’re putting themselves through the “Passion and Pleasure” program created by “sexologist” Ava Cadell, in order to increase the amount they’re having sex and expand their, ahem, sexual repetoire at the same time. In this introductory video, Court and Doug explains to Cadell what’s missing from their sexual relationship and pronounce their commitment to this “exploration.” I can’t promise you won’t dry heave a little.

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Courtney Veggie Porn
Courtney Stodden discovers a tomatopeen. Watch »

Courtney Stodden Sometimes Calls Doug Hutchison “Dad”

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Courtney Stodden is old enough to do porn or pose for "Playboy." Read More »
Court & Doug On TV
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Courtney Tweet Quiz
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Soul Mates?
Bo Derek and Celine Dion are her inspiration!

Here’s an uncomfortable treat for you, Dr. Jenn Burman of “Couples Therapy” talked to Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison about their marriage on “Access Hollywood” yesterday. In case you had any doubts about the validity of this marriage going into this season of “Couples Therapy,” you can put those to bed.

These two are “organic” soul mates who live life to the fullest and their marriage is 100 percent real and endorsed (kind of) by Dr. Jenn Burman, their TV marriage therapist. The couples’ biggest therapeutic issue, according to Dr. Jenn, is not that Courtney sometimes calls Doug “Dad,” or that they are 34 years apart in age, or that Courtney’s brain and body hasn’t finished developing yet, or that Courtney doesn’t have any friends her age, it’s that Doug lost everything when he married her and now they are enmeshed.

I will refrain for being judgey, or discussing how dirty this interview made me feel, because Billy Bush does all the work for me. He used the word pedophile, not me. [Access Hollywood]

“Couples Therapy” Is Where D-List Celeb Couples Go To Die, I Mean, Cry

Courtney's Legal!
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Courtney's Breast Exam
Stodden insists her breasts are legit. Watch »
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You Mean Courtney & Doug's Marriage Isn't Perfect?

What do you do if you’re a D-list celebrity couple whose union is on the brink of collapse under the glare of the spotlight? Why, you agree to hash out your disagreements in the presence of other D-list celebrity couples also on the brink of collapse on VH1′s new show “Couples Therapy,” of course! Among the couples who have moved into the “Couples Therapy” house is Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison, married for just over a year, whose troubles have nothing to do with their 35-year age difference, but her insistence on dressing provocatively and reveling in the attention it brings them. Look, I know I have to suspend my disbelief for a show like this, because reality TV is never completely real, but I am just not buying Courtney and Doug’s strife. I mean, he willingly dresses up as pervy Santa Claus to her slutty Mrs. Claus in Christmas-themed photoshoots. Anyway, putting aside the fact that they each obviously need therapy for their own separate issues not couples therapy (because they shouldn’t be a couple, I mean, right?), I’m glad they’re on this show if only because I can’t get enough of Courtney Stodden. Sometimes I feel like if I just stare long and hard enough, I will understand her. Keep reading »

Courtney Stodden Goes Rollerskating

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When she’s not busy fighting Courtney Love for the title of Craziest Courtney in our Real March Madness poll, Courtney Stodden coasting. The teen bride and and frosted lip gloss enthusiast strapped on a pair of skates and went for roll with creepy hubby Doug Hutchison this week. Check out more exclusive photos at the link. [Celebuzz]

Courtney Stodden Was A Tramp For Valentine’s Day

But of course I’m making a play on words here – I’d never insinuate that Courtney Stodden was an outright tramp – how ludicrous! I’m simply talking about the Disney flick, “Lady and the Tramp,” because they’re OBVIOUSLY reenacting the famous dog-eating-spaghetti scene. I’m not sure who’s supposed to be “Lady” and who’s supposed to be “Tramp,” but I think it’s a safe bet to say that Doug Hutchison is no tramp. I mean, Courtney’s probably the first chick he’s ever slept with (and that still triggers my gag reflex, even after Chocolate! Cheerios!), so there’s that, too. Read more…

Courtney Stodden Grinds On Santa

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Yesterday, I showed you photos of Courtney Stodden frolicking in the snow with Santa, aka Doug Hutchison. Well, now there’s video. I know. Thank goodness, right? Warning: It may upset your tummy. I suggest popping a Alka Seltzer first.

Courtney Stodden Gets Into The Christmas Spirit By Straddling Santa

Hey wait! That’s not Santa — that’s creepy Doug Hutchison, Courtney’s much-much-older husband. Hard to tell though, as I’m pretty sure Doug is closer to Santa’s age than he is to Courtney’s. Anyway, I just love Courtney’s yuletide spirit. It’s enough to get Scrooge in the mood for egg nog, wrapping presents, and kissing under the mistletoe. Nice work, Courtney! [Daily Mail UK]

Courtney Stodden Gets Breast Exam To Prove Her Boobs Are Real

Cooper On Courtney
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If there was ever any doubt about Dr. Drew Pinsky’s legitimacy as a doctor, let this video be proof that we should continue to hold him in the highest esteem! Dr. Drew invited underage bride Courtney Stodden and her old-as-f**k husband, Doug Hutchison, on his show, “Lifechangers,” recently, to defend their pumpkin patch PDA. But while they were there, Courtney also wanted to put some rumors to rest — namely that her enormous breasts are real and not implants. (Courtney is a big proponent of the natural look, as you can see from the buckets of eye shadow, frosted lip gloss, and spray-tanned abs.) So, Dr. Drew pulled out the exam table he has available at all times because he is a doctor, and had an exam conducted on stage. Courtney even wore one of those paper gowns! The verdict: her boobs are real. Case closed! I can’t wait until next week’s pap smear. So educational.

Courtney Stodden’s Mom Is Working Hard For That “Mother Of The Year” Title

Doug Does Courtney
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“These people that say, ‘You could have waited,’ I really don’t understand this way of thinking. Why do parents think that kids need to have those teen years spent going out with different boys, going out in different cars, going out on the beach together alone? There’s a lot of bad stuff that happens in those teen years. They end up being killed in car crashes due to driving with people that have been drinking. Oh, but they’re gonna have their teen years. My daughter is safe. I know where my daughter is.”

Krista Keller, mom to teen bride Courtney Stodden, spoke to The Daily Beast about her daughter’s marriage to 51-year-old Doug Hutchison. Consider me not surprised in the slightest that Courtney’s mom has such a bizarro perspective on not just her daughter’s marriage, but the world. Sounds like in her view, the only viable outcomes for Courtney were death or a marrying a man more than three times her age. College? Imagine how dangerous that must be! Keep reading »

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