This is what Courtney Stodden, World’s Greatest Teen Bride, wore to a pumpkin patch in Los Angeles this weekend. In between fondling squash, she and old-as-f**k husband, Doug Hutchison, fondled each other to the point where other patch-goers complained and the couple was given the boot. Never one to let anything ruin her super sexy sensual good mood, Stodden later tweeted, “Have a beautifully blessed Sunday! :) ‘Do not judge by appearances, but judge with right judgment.’ John 7:24.” Which is I guess her way of saying the Big Guy approved of white go-go boots? [Gossip Cop]
Teen bride Courtney Stodden wants to make one thing clear; her body is all natural, baby. The 17-year-old — who recently debuted her first song, “We Are America” — staged a photoshoot on the beach with geriatric husband Doug Hutchison this weekend. Clad in only a white bikini, Stodden frolicked in the waves, got a piggyback ride from Doug, and did some canoodling in the sand. So romantic! So sensual! Such a s**tshow! [Celebuzz]
“We went to the Chateau in Hollywood it was so beautiful it was a wonderful experience. I was aroused for 24 hours straight.”
– Courtney Stodden describes her wedding night with Doug Hutchison in an exclusive interview with Radar Online. Stodden, of course, was 16 when she married the 51-year-old “actor” and supposedly a virgin. Of their married life, Stodden says:
“He’s cooking for me, cleaning for me, he’s like the wife around the house. He picks up the slack around the house and that’s very inspiring to me. … He’s teaching me acting, thank you. We just did a little acting class two nights ago. We have to resume that.”
I’m sorry, I know it’s awful, but I cannot look away. [Radar Online] Keep reading »
Courtney Stodden’s Twitter, the gift that keeps on giving. Last week, Courtney’s super sexy sensual tweets taught me how to take my own 140 character purple prose up a notch, but I knew there was so much more to learn from the 17-year-old wife of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. In addition to her enviable vocabulary, Courtney really knows how to assemble a complex sentence, revealing many important lessons in grammar. So, class, the bell has rung — it’s time for Grammar 101 with Professor Amelia and my assistant @CourtneyStodden. Take your seats and click onward!
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Courtney Stodden, 16, and her husband Doug Hutchison, 51, are thoroughly enjoying their 15 minutes of fame. So, naturally they are trying to extend it. Everyone’s favorite couple with a 35-year age difference revealed on “The Morning Show” in Australia that they would like a television show. “We’ve been seduced by a lot of producers wanting to do a reality TV show and we’re in negotiations right now with a very prominent producer and we’re talking about the possibility of bringing it to network,” Doug said.
His wife interjected, “It’s going to be a show like no other.”
Whatever will it be? After the jump, 8 ideas for the couple—some reality, some drama. Keep reading »
“He’s not creepy. He is such a great guy, he’s so intelligent. I see why they’re together, he looks like he’s in his early 30s, and Courtney looks like he’s in her late 20s … It’s like they’re talking about someone else when they say bad things about Doug. He’s with my daughter and I wouldn’t want a creepy guy with my daughter. He’s a wonderful, great man.”
—Courtney Stodden‘s mom, Krista Stodden, explains how she feels about her 16-year-old daughter marrying 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchison. We knew her parents had to approve of the coupling, since they wouldn’t have been able to tie the knot without parental consent, but really—Krista doesn’t find the age differential here a little strange? [ONTD]
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