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Scott Disick Speaks About Break-Up With Kourtney Kardashian

Longtime boyfriend and baby daddy ex of Kourtney Kardashain finally spoke up, sort of, on Friday night at a club in Las Vegas. The douchebag supporting cast member of the…

Katrin Higher | July 25, 2015 - 3:30 pm

Look At This Douchebag (In Training): The Anonymous Author Of Steps To Becoming A Douchebag

The douchebag pictured above is not the actual author, just a fairly reasonable represenation.

Megan Reynolds | May 5, 2015 - 5:30 pm

Finally: You Can Do “Breakdance Yoga,” Eat Vegan & Get A Colonic All Under The Same Roof

At long last, Los Angeles has outdone itself in ways none of us could ever have imagined, except that we could, because this sounds like a satire. Behold the popular…

Katrin Higher | April 27, 2015 - 1:30 pm

“It’s A Man’s World!” Yells Sexist Preacher, Terrified Of His Own Increasing Irrelevency

Oh, this is just precious. Check out this ridiculous preacher, Pastor Bill Lytell, screaming about how the only real leadership is male leadership, because Adam or something.
“Don’t you…

Robyn Pennacchia | April 7, 2015 - 3:30 pm

“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Is Terrible, But Let’s Stop Taking It Out On Nikki Ferrell

“There’s definitely a culture barrier that people don’t understand. In Latin culture, there are many words you can say to a woman to tell her that you care about her:…

Claire Hannum | October 15, 2014 - 2:30 pm

The Top U.S. Cities For Douchebags Are…

Well, spank my tush and color me shocked: there WAS a survey done telling us which U.S. cities have the most douchebags. Earlier this week, I wrote about the new…

Katie Oldenburg | October 10, 2014 - 1:30 pm

All The Celebs Are Wearing Tiny Party Trucker Hats

Tiny trucker hats are the perfect accessory for when you’re hanging with your significant other with the paparazzi, or drinking a bottle of Moet Chandon by yourself on the phone,…

Julie Gerstein | August 16, 2012 - 3:20 pm

8 Apps Designed Specifically For Modern Douchebags

Most of what we know about ancient cultures is based on their technology. We know what they ate based on the grains that are mashed into their stoneware and what…

Cracked | January 2, 2012 - 12:30 pm

Mind Of Man: Why Douchebags Are Called Douchebags

Douchebags were a conspiracy of the patriarchy, a medieval-looking invention that simultaneously suggested that female sex organs were filthy, stinky and repulsive to men, and promised to cure this imaginary…

John DeVore | January 6, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Where To Shop For Your Man (If Your Man Isn’t A Tool)

Last month, we wrote up a list of the places where you shouldn’t shop for your man (unless your man is a tool). While such a cautionary message is important,…

Winona Dimeo-Ediger | November 1, 2010 - 2:50 pm