Posts tagged "douchebags"

“Bachelor” Juan Pablo Galavis Is Terrible, But Let’s Stop Taking It Out On Nikki Ferrell

"There's definitely a culture barrier that people don't understand. In Latin culture, there are many words you can say to a woman to tell her that you care about her: falling in love, loving her, needing her. Those words might not have a translation in English. Te Quiero [I like you], Te Quiero Mucho [I…
By: Claire Hannum / October 15, 2014

The Top U.S. Cities For Douchebags Are…

Well, spank my tush and color me shocked: there WAS a survey done telling us which U.S. cities have the most douchebags. Earlier this week, I wrote about the new Estately survey telling us which states have the most immature and mature men. Surprised…
By: Katie Oldenburg / October 10, 2014

All The Celebs Are Wearing Tiny Party Trucker Hats

Tiny trucker hats are the perfect accessory for when you're hanging with your significant other with the paparazzi, or drinking a bottle of Moet Chandon by yourself on the phone, or at a movie premiere, or getting over The Most Important Breakup Of Our Time or whatever. That's why all the celebs love their tiny…
By: Julie Gerstein / August 16, 2012

8 Apps Designed Specifically For Modern Douchebags

Most of what we know about ancient cultures is based on their technology. We know what they ate based on the grains that are mashed into their stoneware and what they did for fun based on the absence of video games in their little mud huts. Similarly, we can tell a great deal…
By: Cracked / January 2, 2012

Mind Of Man: Why Douchebags Are Called Douchebags

Douchebags were a conspiracy of the patriarchy, a medieval-looking invention that simultaneously suggested that female sex organs were filthy, stinky and repulsive to men, and promised to cure this imaginary affliction. But it doesn’t cure anything. Douchebags can, in fact, upset the natural bacterial culture of the vagina that protects the organ from infection. There’…
By: John DeVore / January 6, 2011

Where To Shop For Your Man (If Your Man Isn’t A Tool)

Last month, we wrote up a list of the places where you shouldn't shop for your man (unless your man is a tool). While such a cautionary message is important, we mustn't ignore the non-douches of the world, those wonderful men who would rather not wear camo cargo shorts and message T-shirts alluding to…
By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / November 1, 2010