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Comedian Takes On Douchebag Abercrombie & Fitch Practices By Being A Douchebag

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It’s pretty clear that Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Mike Jeffries is a raging douchebag. Aside from the sexist and elitist (oh and we forgot, ableist) practices the company’s been found guilty, Jeffries most recently came under fire for his absolutely ridiculous sizing policies. You see, A&F only produces women’s clothing up to a size 10, because, as Jeffries so pleasantly notes, “In every school, there are the cool and popular kids, and then there are the not-so-cool kids. We go after the popular kids.” Okay, first off, it’s embarrassing that a 60-year-old man would use a high school analogy to describe his business model. Nevermind that A&F’s heyday was, like, 2006 or something, Jeffries is pretty blatantly King of the D-bags, yes?  Keep reading »

Abercrombie OFfends
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Abercrombie's Mike Jeffries
Abercrombie & Fitch Ad
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Abercrombie Model Fired
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Fred Durst & 9 Other Musicians-Turned-Sitcom Stars

We were more than a little surprised to hear that former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst — he who, at one time, so craved “the nookie” — would be getting his own sitcom. In it, he’ll be starring as a variation on Fred Durst — a meta-Durstian meditation on fame, celebrity and the vagaries of shopping at the Journeys at the Grove Mall when you’re over 35.

But Durst is hardly the only rocker to switch modes from stage antics to canned laughter. Check out our round up of other musicians who’ve made the move to the sitcom world.

Fred Durst To Star In A Sitcom Called ‘Douchebag’

October 14, 2011

This Proves John Mayer Is An Undatable D-Bag!

John Mayer celebrated his night-o-kisses by performing a dance outside of nightclub MyHouse in Hollywood. [TMZ] Keep reading »

Quickies!: Adriana Lima Got Hitched And Penile Fractures Hurt

  • Adriana Lima, the Victoria’s Secret model who claimed to be a virgin for years, got married to Memphis Grizzly basketball player Marko Jaric over Valentine’s Day weekend. Guess she lost her V-card. [Modelinia]
  • Jennifer Aniston said she’s “very happy” with John Mayer. But something tells us she’ll never be as happy with him as he is with himself. [UsMagazine.com]
  • Evan Rachel Wood will star in another big production this summer — a regional theater production of “Romeo and Juliet” starring her father and directed by her brother. [Perez Hilton]
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    Five Easy Ways To Spot A Douche Bag

    It’s Friday, finally! And you know what that means…it’s party time. We single gals have gotten rid of last weekend’s losers and it’s time to round up a fresh crop of cuties. All that daydreaming of drunken flirting is about to come true! While alcohol can blur your vision, there are some tell tale warning signs to help you spot douche bags. Topless Robot has come up with a list of ten items, but we’d like to add five to the red flag list, after the jump…
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