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Coming To A Wedding Near You: 2,400 Krispy Kreme Donuts

Krispy Kreme UK has just unveiled its Double Hundred Dozen, an 11.5 ft long box packed to the brim with 2,400 donuts. The box is so gigantic that it took 8 people to lift it into a delivery truck. The double dozen was shared to celebrate the company’s neq Occasions program, which caters to weddings and corporate events with large-scale deliveries. Who needs a seven-layer cake or a cupcake platter when you can have this sticky, glaze-covered box of gluttony at your wedding reception? You’d think I’d be more repulsed by this sugary path to clogged arteries, and I totally am — in theory. Getting yourself a 2,400-pack of donuts is probably one of the worst life decisions you can make, and yet, I’m now craving a donut harder than I ever have in my life. Keep reading »

Good Morning, Don’t You Wish You Were Eating A Wonut Right Now?

Good Morning, Don't You Wish You Were Eating A Wonut Right Now?

was having a good morning, until I discovered that the waffle donut is a beautiful thing that exists, but is sadly only available 800 miles away in Chicago. Frisky readers who live in Chicago, do all of us a favor and go to the Waffles Cafe, order up one of these wonuts in a flavor of your choosing and report back. I need to live vicariously through your breakfast. Dammit, what a perfect food hybrid. [Thrillist]

Life Dream Status: Desperate For A Doughnut Right Away? There’s An App For That!

PURE JOY

Doughbot is the stuff the American Dream is made of: for only 99 cents, you can have at your fingertips access to the exact location of any and all doughnut sellers near you. I don’t love paying for apps, but sometimes you just need a fix, you know? The app works by scanning Instagram, Yelp and Yahoo and determining which artisanal doughnut is within the shortest distance of your current location. Yes, the word “artisanal” makes me sigh heavily in most contexts too (I live in Brooklyn, so it happens a lot), but we must acknowledge that artisanal doughnuts are more delicious than your run-of-the-mill franchise pastry. Doughbot understands the importance of quality artery-crushing treats without bringing a snooty attitude to the party. Their promo video is way too cheerful for food snobs. Can I swim in doughnuts like their little cartoon robot does? Someone sign me up! [Gothamist]

Peeps Donuts Are Here And Now I’m On An Emotional Roller Coaster

James Deen's "Bronuts"
Porn star James Deen has invented manly donuts for bros. Read More »
The Doughscuit
It's half croissant, half biscuit, and it is life-changing. Read More »
The Ice Cream Cleanse
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Just as all things Easter are starting to show up in stores, Dunkin’ Donuts is presenting us with a gift from above: Peeps donuts. As the treats roll into stores in the next week, you, too, can devour the sugary, tooth-aching goodness that is a neon marshmallow Peep planted atop America’s favorite junk food item. The donuts are flower-shaped and come in pink or green, with a little Peep awkwardly chillin’ at a strange angle in the center. Keep reading »

James Deen Has Invented Sriracha-Flavored “Bronuts” And I’m Horrified

As if James Deen hasn’t brought enough memorable, ahem, treats to this world already, he is now presenting us with what he refers to as “the Deenut” or “the bronut.” In my mind, nothing sounded more amazing than a Deen-themed donut … until I discovered the ingredients. With a range of flavors like Sour Patch Kid, Sriracha, Beer, Dorito, and Coffee, I’m not sure I want to try them anytime soon. Keep reading »

“Dunkin Love” Is Proof That Both Beyonce And Donuts Make Everything Better

"Dunkin Love" Is Proof That Both Beyonce And Donuts Make Everything Better
"Can't take my eyes off that sausage patty..."

Okay, internet, you can go home for the day. This flaaaaaawlessssssss “Drunk In Love”/Dunkin Donuts parody video from the Bay Area’s Adrian Anchondo and Reggie D. White has owned this day. OPEN ALLLLL NIGHT! [via Jezebel]

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