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Rebel Wilson’s Clothing Line Is “Not For Skinny Bitches”

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“Pitch Perfect” star Rebel Wilson is generally fairly amazing. And her new clothing line, named Fat Mandi after her character on the Australian TV show “The Wedge,” is no exception. So far, it consists of two T-shirts featuring donut and cupcake illustrations on the boob area, priced at just $20 each! But here’s where I’m not stoked — the company’s website has an illustration of a donut with the words “not for skinny bitches” on it. Nevermind that the site also shows regular ass thin models wearing the tees (along with Rebel herself, of course). It seems like an unnecessarily crass and offensive way to market yourself. After all, there’s no way any site would get away with saying “not for fat bitches,” so the opposite should be true, too. [Fat Mandi]

Donut Shot Glasses Are A Real Thing

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Bratwurst for dessert?
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All praise to Darlene Horn, the epic genius over at Foodbeast who came up with the brilliant plan to hollow out a couple of donuts, stick ‘em in some shot glasses and then pour Kahlua into the donut deliciousness. And the best part? You can easily make your own donut shotglasses — if you can manage to stop yourself from eating the donuts straightaway. [Neatorama]

Mmm, Crystal Meth Donuts…

I’m still reeling from Sunday night’s tragic episode of “Breaking Bad” — GODDAMMIT I DON’T WANT TO HATE YOU WALTER WHILE BUT I DO! I HATE YOU! You know what would take the edge off my pain? A donut. Specifically a Breaking Bad Blue Sky donut from Albuquerque, New Mexico’s Rebel Donut. Who knew Heisenberg’s blue meth could taste so sweet? See a closeup shot after the jump! [Laughing Squid] Keep reading »

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As A Lay Frying: Your New Favorite Literary Donut Tumblr

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Beer-Filled Donut
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The world needs more blogs pairing pictures of donuts with literary quotes, I always say.  As I Lay Frying — Faulkner joke! — is just what us biblio-donut-philes need.  [As I Lay Frying]

Would You Eat A Beer-Filled Donut?

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Yep, you read that right: this crazy creation from a place called (fittingly) Psycho Donuts is filled with real beer pastry cream and topped with beer nuts. I’m a huge fan of donuts but I hate beer, so this confection leaves me conflicted. Would you be brave enough to take a bite? [Neatorama]

Are You A Turkey-Loving Sugar Addict? Try the TurDunkin’!

I’ve often contemplated the best way of combining my love of turkey with my love of donuts. And finally! Some industrious genius has done just that — with the TurDunkin’, a combo Thanksgiving turkey and sweet donut treat. The turkey is stuffed with bacon and Munchkins stuffing and then basted with donut glaze. It’s then coated in donut sprinkles and served alongside coffee gravy and mashed hash browns (to get the full breakfast turkey effect). We’re really thinking we might have to try this at our next Thanksgiving dinner. [Unwholesome Foods] Keep reading »

Celebrate The Inauguration With Free Abortion Donuts!

On Inauguration Day, Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts to celebrate “freedom of choice.” Ruh-roh. CHOICE. Naturally, pro-life activists are flipping out over that choice of phrase and are calling the move an endorsement of abortion. Mmm, abortion donuts. Seriously can the pro-life community get worked up over something that would truly help curb abortions, like making sure everyone has easy access to birth control and is educated about safe sex? ‘Cause I’d like them to keep their paws off my body AND my breakfast, thank you. Keep reading »